末日哲学家

and try not to bump into things for a few years.
听起来就没什么前途
Sounds like a losing battle.
另外 你对基因延续也没什么用
Also, your no treat for the gene pool.
佩特拉的第二学位就是电气工程
Petra's extra degree in electrical engineering
你的电工技能不再不可或缺
means your skillset as an electrician won't be much missed.
发生什么了 爆♥炸♥已经开始了
What's going on? we already had our blast.
这回更糟糕
This is worse than before
我们位于核弹的落点
We are in the middle of an atomic free for fall
我们得抓紧点儿 波比
we better wrap this up. Poppy.
我是名心理医生 这点毋庸置疑
I'm a psychotherapist, though its true
我在12岁切除了子♥宫♥
I had a histerectomy at the age of 12
因为患了儿童卵巢癌
due to pediatric overian cancer.
所以你不能生育
So you can't have kids?
我是名动物学家
I'm a zoo-ologist
下班后为善待动物组织撰写文章
and I blog at night for PETA.
以后既没动物园也没电脑
Well there are no more zoos and no more computers...
还是会有动物活下来的
there are still animals
薇薇安 我们在生死存亡的关头
Vivian, we are at the dividing line between survival and anihalation
等轰炸结束后你能做什么
What do you have to offer after the bombs stop falling?
我是化学博士 还是基因方面的人生赢家
I'm a Phd in chemistry, who won the genetic lotto
不会患上心肺疾病
so I won't get, heart disease, lung disease
关节和大脑也不会出毛病
Joint disease or brain disease.
除非惨遭割喉 陷入沙漠
Barring a knife to the neck or stepping into quick sand
否则会健康地
I will live to the age of 103
活到103岁
without any serious physical ailment or impediment.
我是名地♥产♥中介 还是名助产士
I'm a real state agent but also a midwife
男性助产士
a male midwife?
没错 男性助产士 你这是性别歧视
Yeah, a male midwife, sexist.
我们没有医生 得找人接生婴儿
We lost our doctor, we need someone who can deliver babies
怎么能不选助产士呢
how can we not vote for midwife?
我是手工冰激凌糕点师 没别的
I'm a gelato maker. that's it.
我的卡片上没写别的
Theres nothing on the inside of my card.
全票否决
All agaisnt.
我是歌♥剧演唱家 会说七国语言
I'm an opera singer, so I speak seven langueges
我们需要和其他幸存者交流
we'll need to be able to communicate with survivers
他们来自全球各地的避难所
from other bunkers around the world.
还有一件事
There's something else.
不过 为什么我的卡片里写了两件事
But, why does the inside of my card say two things?
而我的什么都没写
And mine said none?
笔误 我们继续
Must be a typo, keep going.
我的咽喉癌将在三年内发作
In three years I'll develop throat cancer
如果没有医院
and if theres no hospital
没有医生取出我的肿瘤 我就会失声
and no doctor to take out the tumor, I'll lose my voice
我将无法歌♥唱 无法说话
I won't be able to sing or speak
不过这种癌症病不致死
even though the cancer will stop just short of killing me.
我是名葡萄酒拍卖♥♥师 智商高达200
I'm a wine auctioneer. I have an I. Q of 200.
我投票给米兹 512
I'm voting for Mitzie.
你投票给了每一个人
Your voting for everyone
她是个天才
shes litterally a genius.
听起来好听而已
I'ts less Impressive than it sounds
技艺精湛的葡萄酒拍卖♥♥师
a wine auctioneer who test well is...
可不是延续文明的必要人选
not a must have for saving civilization,
对不住了 米兹
I'm sorry Mitz.
我是名时装设计师
I'm a fashion designer
创造过一种女装用的竹纤细绒缝纫线
who created a hit line of womens wear out of bamboo cashmier.
所以我兼具左右脑思维的优势
So I'm a left brain, right brain success story.
微不足道 全票否决
Insignificant. all agaisnt?
我是名竖琴演奏家 患有自闭症谱系障碍
I'm a harpist, with an autism spectrum disorder.
我是美国议员
I'm a United States senator
曾是最高法♥院♥最好的的女性首席法官
who would have become the best female cheif justice of the supreme court
也是同辈中最知名的律师
and the most effective american jurist in the generation.
我是个过目不忘的士兵
I'm a soldier with a document eidetic memory
能背诵圆周率小数点后9.2万位数字
the army has me on tape
军队还录过磁带
reciting the first 92 thousand decimal places of Pi.
我是客房♥服务生 一个仁慈而友善的人
I'm a housekeeper, who is such a good and kind person
如若天堂存在 当我迈向大门
that the angels will bow their heads
天使也会颔首微笑
as I walk through the gates of heaven, if heaven exist.
如若没有天堂
And if not,
那我就是个打扫房♥间的好小伙
I'm just a nice guy who clean rooms
不值得好好考虑一下么
Are we seriously considering this?
我们需要更多男性
We need more boys.
他不过是个服务生
He is a house keeper.
没有工人阶级 就没有国富民强
No nation suceeds without the strong working class
他很强壮 我们需要有力量的人
he's strong, I say we let in some strenght.
我是名诗人 而且
I'm a published poet who...
他的位置我占了
I'm afraid his slot is for me.
为什么要留给你
Why would we give it to you now?
我们还没从他手里弄到逃生密♥码♥
We never got the exit code from him
他的知识对我们依然有用
we still need what he knows.
给我卡车钥匙 赶快 赶快
Give me the keys to the truck, now, now!
我要远离爆♥炸♥中心
I intent to outrun these blasts,
谁想一起走 就跟上来
I have room for passagers is up to you!
快 快 快
Move! move! move!
佩特拉 求你
Petra, Petra, pleaser.
佩特拉, 求你别走
Petra, please stop!
佩特拉 求你
Petra, pleaser!
发生什么了
What happened?
我撞见詹姆斯和杰克了
I walked in on James and Jack.
詹姆斯和杰克
James and Jack?
我就这样的人 你们知道的
This is how I am now, you know that.
但你和杰克 551
But with Jack?
对啊 规则就这样 除了写在卡片上的
Yeah the rules are, except for what's written on the cards we are
其他个人特征就和现实生活中一样
In the thought experiment what we are in real life
我第一次知道
I din't know
圣诞节那天 我男朋友从剑桥来看我
my boyfriend was over from Cambridge in christmas,
你见过他的
you met him.
我以为那是你兄弟
I thought that was your cousin
我兄弟
My cousin?
是我误会了 抱歉
I misunderstood for some reason, I apologize.
你还好吧
You ok?
起码詹姆斯依然能成为你孩子的父亲
At least James can still be your baby daddy.
我们还是能和他繁衍后代
We can still procreate with him.
这我吃不准
I'm not sure about that.
我不确定和女孩子上♥床♥对不对
I'm just not sure I feel right about sleeping with a girl
对我来说感觉怪怪的
for me, it'd be unatural.
就算为了族群延续 你也不能装一下
And for the survival of the speicies you couln't fake it?
你答应过的
Which you said you would.
一定要这样
Should I have to?
我们真的明白这样做的后果么
I mean do we really understand what the bigguer picture is?
也许我没有后代 刚好能帮助人类繁衍
Maybe by not procreating I'm helping the species to survive
甚至是 以我们想不到的方法达到进化
or even, evolve in some complicated way we can't understand.
靠不生育来进化
Evolve, by not procreating?
也许是时候考虑一下如何配对了
Maybe this a good time to go over how we are going to pair up
我们需要尽快让女孩受孕
we need to get a pregnancy going as fast as we can
六男四女
and the arithmatic on six males and four females,
排列组合的结果不多
doesn't leave many options.
首先 邦尼和小梅还在安全期
First of all, Bonnie and Plum are both having their periods,
我们先排除她们
so they're out for now.
你怎么知道我的周期
How did you know I'm having my period?
我是助产士 我看得出来
I'm a midwife. I can tell.
我注意到奥莫塞德对尼尔森含情脉脉
And I think Omosede has her eye on Nelson,
所以他俩算一对
so they're paired up.
你觉得怎么样
Does that sound ok to you?
很好
Lovely.
剩下佩特拉 刚到排卵期
Which leaves Petra, who's ovulating
由泽米特先生提供精♥子♥
and for sperm donation is Mr. Zimit.
什么
What?
是你说不愿意的
Well you said you were out on principle.
杰克你愿意么
Jack might still be willing to pitch in?
那排除杰克 尼尔森已经说定了
So Jack is out. Nelson is already spoken for.
薯条哥不幸没生育能力