祖母的生活（2022）

他必须去咨♥询♥。
He has to go for counselling.
- 你的痛风？
- 呃没有。
- For your gout?
- Er, no.
显然，
我一直在吃我的感觉。
Apparently,
I've been eating my feelings.
有吗，亲爱的？哦...
Have ya, darlin'? Oh...
尽管如此，从表面上看，
它们很好吃。
Still, by the looks of things,
they're delicious.
你在发什么脾气
海雀呢？
What are you huff in'
and puffin' for?
哦，让我明白这一点。
Ooh, let me get that.
我不得不问，
I have to ask,
你为什么背着
罗伯特穆加贝的雕像？
why are you carrying
that statue of Robert Mugabe?
是谁？
Who is it?
哦，我以为
是特雷弗麦克唐纳。
Oh, I thought
it was Trevor McDonald.
耻辱。他是我最喜欢的。
Shame. He's me favourite.
泰勒夫人，我们想知道
Mrs Taylor, we were wondering
如果你愿意
加入我们的周日午餐。
if you would like
to join us for Sunday lunch.
你也可以来，杰米，
如果你喜欢？
You can come, too, Jamie,
if you like?
哦，听起来真不错。
Oh, that sounds really nice.
哦，我们很忙。
Oh, we're very busy.
哦。
Oh.
抱歉，我们的日记已满。
Sorry, our diaries are full.
塔塔。
Ta ta.
- 再见。
- 很高兴见到你。
- Bye.
- Good to meet you.
星期天你在做什么，
楠？她看起来不错。
What are you doing Sunday,
Nan? She seemed nice.
嘘。
Shh.
你知道他们是变♥态♥。
You know they're deviants.
什么叫“变♥态♥”，
楠？
What do you mean "deviants",
Nan?
自然主义者。他们这一对。
Naturists. The pair of them.
他们有裸体派对，
如果你不介意。
They're having naked parties,
if you don't mind.
- 哦，来吧...
- 你标记我的话，
- Oh, come on...
- You mark my words,
我知道周日午餐意味着什么。
I know what Sunday lunch means.
他会围坐在桌子旁
和他的孩子们一起出去玩，
He'll be sat around the table
with his nies hanging out,
她会让她的律动摇晃
在肉汁船上。不怕！
she'll have her lils dangling
in a gravy boat. No fear!
我不敢相信。
你怎么知道的？
I can't believe that.
How'd you know that?
他们有有机水果
和蔬菜交付。
They have organic fruit
and veg delivered.
每星期一次。在盒子里。
Once a week. In a box.
这并不意味着他们在走路
周围没有穿衣服。
It don't mean they're walking
around with no clothes on.
整天都能听到。
摸东西。
Can hear 'em, all day.
Touching things.
用他们赤♥裸♥的屁♥股♥！
With their bare arses!
给我们泡杯茶，儿子。
Make us a cup of tea, son.
哦，看那个。
花哨的笔迹。
Oh, look at that one.
Fancy handwriting.
哦...
Oh...
我们来看一下。
Let's have a look.
垃圾，垃圾，账单，账单，
Junk, junk, bill, bill,
逾期账单。
overdue bill.
哦，我的新电影通行证。
粉碎'。
Oh, me new cinema pass.
Smashin'.
最终需求，垃圾，垃圾，
传票。
Final demand, junk, junk,
summons.
来吧，那么...
Come on, then...
亲爱的琼妮。
我打赌你没想到
Dear Joanie.
I bet you didn't expect
听我说
经过这么多年。
to hear from me
after all these years.
我试着写
这封信很多次，
I've tried to write
this letter so many times,
但时间不是奢侈品
我还有。
but time is not a luxury
I have any more.
我快死了，琼妮。
I'm dying, Joanie.
我有最后一个愿望：
你会来看我。
I have one last wish:
that you will come and see me.
即使你不原谅我，
我只是想见你。
Even if you won't forgive me,
I just wanna see you.
我非常想念你。
我还是你的妹妹。
I've missed you terribly.
I am still your sister.
带着爱，你的耐莉。
With love, your Nelly.
滚蛋！
Fuck off!
是谁，南？
Who was it, Nan?
啊，没有人。只是一张账单，
你知道。平常的老狗屎。
Ah, no one. Just a bill,
you know. Usual old shit.
你通常不会
拿到手写账单。
You don't normally
get handwritten bills.
你不敢读那个！
Don't you dare read that!
- 楠！
- 杰米，我是认真的！
- Nan!
- Jamie, I mean it!
你做，
我会切断你的，我会的。
You do,
I'll cut you out me will.
什么，我不会得到
罗伯特穆加贝雕像？
What, and I won't get
the Robert Mugabe statue?
南。
Nan.
- 楠！
- 什么？
- Nan!
- What?
为什么你从不说话
关于内尔阿姨？
Why do you never talk
about Auntie Nell?
你不要说她的名字
在这个房♥子里！
Don't you say her name
in this house!
我可以带你，你知道吗？
得到了小巴。
I could take you, you know?
Got the minibus.
我想去什么
见她？
What do I wanna go
and see her for?
因为她快死了，南。
Because she's dying, Nan.
好的。
Good.
如果你不去，
你会后悔的。
If you don't go,
you'll regret it.
这不像你有
其他事情要做。
It's not like you've got
anything else to do.
我有很多事要做
I've got plenty to do,
- 非常感谢您。
- 像什么？
- thank you very much.
- Like what?
我得看我的节目。
I've gotta watch me programmes.
我有我的数独。
I've got me sudoku.
我有我的Wowchers，
它们很快就会过期。
I've got me Wowchers,
they're gonna expire soon.
你会后悔的。
You'll regret it.
哦，我会吗？噗……看着我。
Oh, will I? Pfff... Watch me.
我哪儿也不去。
我待在原地，仅此而已。
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying put and that's it.
又是我。
Me again.
抱歉打扰了。
Sorry to interrupt.
呃科林和我
只是闲聊，
Er, Colin and I
were just chatting,
- 呃...
- 哦...