祖母的生活（2022）

...describe him as a man with
dark hair, deep-set eyes,
和他手臂上的纹身
带有字母 MMM。
and a tattoo on his arm
with the letters M-M-M.
现在是天气。
And now for the weather.
我耽心
还有更多的厄运和忧郁。
I'm afraid
there's more doom and gloom.
米克，米克，米克。
Mick, Mick, Mick.
“肉意味着谋杀。”
"Meat means murder."
哦？正确的。
Oh? Right.
是的，这更有意义。
Yeah, that makes more sense.
好吧，我们最好采取行动。
Well, we better make a move.
是的，日程很忙。
Yeah, busy schedule.
是的，我得去看看
我的姐妹。她快死了。
Yeah, I've got to go see
my sister. She's dying.
- 上车。
- 什么？
- Get in the van.
- What?
上车。
Get in the van.
我不得不说，即使是现在，
I've gotta say, even now,
很难不被迷住。
it's hard not to feel charmed.
让我们都好好的
开车去农村。
Let's all take a nice
drive to the countryside.
你要去做什么？
What are you gonna do?
“我们。” “我们”要做什么？
"We." What are "we" gonna do?
我们要炸毁一个农场。
We're gonna blow up a farm.
一个农场？什么？
A farm? With what?
有了这个。
With this.
哦，不，我们不是，儿子。
据我们所知，
Oh-ho, no, we're not, son.
As we know,
我不能免疫
你悦耳的音调，
I'm not immune to
your dulcet tones,
但我得画
某处的线。
but I've gotta draw
the line somewhere.
你知道，
有一种很好的生活方式，
You know,
there's a good way to live,
还有一个不好的方法。
and there's a bad way.
不。
No.
糟糕的方式是走路
远离正确的。
And the bad way is walking
away from what's right.
还有什么好方法？
And what's a good way?
没关系。
现在你别无选择。
It doesn't matter.
Now you don't have a choice.
- 啊，又来了。
- 你在干什么'？
- Ah, done it again.
- What are you doin'?
我不是怪物，
我正在执行任务。
I'm not a monster,
I'm on a mission.
你不知道
他们对他们做了什么。
You don't know
what they do to them.
- 给谁？
- 对动物。
- To whom?
- To the animals.
不。
Don't.
现在这是一种浪费。
他们已经死了。
Now that's a waste.
They're already dead.
他们对待他们的方式。
The way they treat them.
从出生到死亡
在可怕的情况下。
Bred from birth to die
in horrific circumstances.
这是不对的！
It's just not right!
好吧，儿子。保持轻盈。
All right, son. Keep it light.
我所做的只是让
动物自♥由♥了，
All I did was let
the animals go free,
然后烧掉
建筑物。那是犯罪吗？
and then burn down the
buildings. Is that a crime?
- 嗯，是的，当然是。
- 绝对是犯罪。
- Well, yeah, course it is.
- Definitely a crime.
- 你想和我奶奶做什么？
- 抵押品。
- What do you want with my nan?
- Collateral.
她跟我来 然后
She comes with me and then
当我们完成后，
你把我们赶走。
when we're done,
you drive us away.
你感动吗？
Are you touched?
我不炸
一个他妈的农场。
I'm not blowing up
a fucking farm.
我是养老金领♥取♥者。
I'm a pensioner.
我不花我
在牢房♥里的最后几年
I'm not spending me
last few years in a cell
打女人
叫贝丝。
fighting off a woman
called Beth.
这是一种令人反感的刻板印象。
That's an offensive stereotype.
哦，醒醒
并闻到女同性恋的味道。
Oh, wake up
and smell the lesbian.
橙色可能是新的黑色。
Orange might be the new black.
但他们仍然想试一试
But they still wanna have a go
振作起来
当灯熄灭时。
up your clacker
when the lights go out.
安检需要十分钟
改变班次。
Security takes ten minutes
to change shift.
那将是我们的窗口。
That's gonna be our window.
所以让我们就位
在守卫出来之前。
So let's get in position
before the guard comes out.
来吧。
当你收到信♥号♥♥时，
Come on.
When you get the signal,
你踩到它
来接我们
you step on it
and come and get us
然后我们得到了地狱
离开这里，好吗？
and then we get the hell
out of here, all right?
什么信♥号♥♥？
What's the signal?
血腥的大爆♥炸♥。
这对你来说足够了吗？
A bloody great big explosion.
That be enough for ya?
- 是的。
- 好吧，我们走吧。来吧。
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's go. Come on.
你已经抓住了一切。
You've got it all caught.
解开安全带
首先，请。
Get the seat belt off
first, please.
哦，这就是我所需要的！
Oh, that's all I need!
哦。
Oh.
我的意思是，这就是我所需要的，
我可以告诉你这么多。
I mean, this is all I need,
I can tell you that much.
我不应该在这里。
I shouldn't be here.
我应该是
兑现我Wowchers。
I'm supposed to be
cashing in me Wowchers.
我想要的只是
得到一个保罗好莱坞
All I wanted was
to get a Paul Hollywood
看看考文垂。
and see Coventry.
不。但反而，
我戴着手铐
Nah. But instead,
I'm handcuffed
给 Daniel O-fucking-Donnell。
to Daniel O-fucking-Donnell.
- 不好了。
- 什么？
- Oh, no.
- What?
- 哦，我需要厕所。
- 你在跟我开玩笑。
- Oh, I need the lav.
- You're joking me.
不，不。
No, no.
哦，我们得去那里。
Oh, we'll have to go over there.
哦，快。哦，快。
Ooh, quick. Oh, quick.
快的。
Quick.
让我在这灌木后面。
Let me behind this bush.
哦，来吧，
它从我身上掉下来了。
Oh, come on,
it's fallin' out of me.
- 啊！
- 让我们完成这件事。
- Ugh!
- Let's get this done.
你好伙伴。
Hello, mate.
你迷路了吗？
Are you lost?