艾伦秀 20150408 Amy.Schumer

我不大会跳舞
I don't do good with the grinding or any of that.
你好，艾伦，我在这里度过了奇妙的一天
Hola Ellen, I just had a fantastic day at here
和阿尔法姐妹会的所有
at Alpha Epsilon Phi with all my new...
我的新姐♥妹♥们♥
my new sisters over here.
我们爱你 艾伦
We love you Ellen!
真令人兴奋
That's excited.
正式约会是什么时候
So now when is your formal?
4月24日
Uh April 24th.
4月24日 他说他真会去吗
April 24th. And did he say he would really go with you?
-他说他会去 他要和他约会 -我希望他去
- He said he would. He's my date so.. - I hope he does.
他是要和你约会 好了 他现在在哪儿
He is your date. Alright. I think he's.. Where is he?
他是在礁石房♥间吗
Is he in the... in the... um. Is he in the Reef Raft Room?
好吧
Alright.
我等会儿去见他
I'll see him in a minute. Alright.
你们很好地招待了阿力
So you were such good hosts when Ari was there.
所以我们节目想送点东西给你们
We wanted to give you something.
你们姐妹会的名字叫什么
What is the name of the sorority?
阿尔法·艾斯隆·菲力
Alpha Epsilon Phi.
我们有礼物给你们
Alright. We have gifts for you.
我们节目定制了一些连帽外套
We have special-made hoodies with...
天呐 天呐
Oh my God! Oh my God!!
-真棒 -好了
- It's amazing! - Alright.
这些是送给你们的礼物
So these are for you, and
谢谢，谢谢
Thank you so much! Thank you so much!
我们还给你们准备了礼物
Alright we got you something to bring back
可以带回你们姐妹会会馆
to your room for you sorority house.
真不知道你们会把它挂在哪
Anyway I don't know where it's gonna hang.
天呐 阿力
Oh my God! Ari!!
好了 稍后见 这礼物不错吧
Alright we'll be right back. Isn't that nice?
谢谢 真的很棒
Thank you!! That's amazing..
我就喜欢喜欢这种人
I am one of those people who likes to be the first
他们第一个知道新出的音乐 电视节目和电影
to know about new music and new TV shows and new movies.
终于有软件能做到了 它的名字叫做"Vessel"
And finally there's an app for that. It is called Vessel.
"Vessel"是一款订阅式视频服务软件
Vessel is a subscription-based video service
它能将你喜欢的所有视频搜集在一处
that puts all your favorite videos in one place.
它还能让你观看来自160多个频道的视频
It gives you early access to videos from over 160 channels.
凯莎是我最喜欢的歌♥手之一
One of my favorite singers is named Kiesza.
我不知道你们是否知道凯莎 她很有才华
I don't know if you know Kiesza. She's fantastic.
她为自己的歌♥曲"Sound of a Woman"拍了一部全新的MV
She has a brand new video for her song Sound of a Woman
这支MV今天在"Vessel"上独家首播
that premieres exclusively on Vessel today.
这里为大家播放MV里的一小段
This is a little bit of it right here.
如果你订阅"Vessel"
If you subscribe to Vessel,
将能成为第一批看到完整MV的人
you can be one of the first people to see the whole thing.
软件支持上传各种东西
It'll be uploading lots of different things.
我上传了一些我最喜欢的节目片段
I'm uploading some of my favorite clips from the show
比如小绵羊和唱歌♥的婴儿
That means baby goats and singing babies and...
一些我最爱的片段 比如人摔倒之类的
Some of my favorite... people just fall over stuff.
我喜欢这样 这个软件月收费是2.99美元
And that's what I like. It's $2.99 a month.
但我想让大家都试一试
But I want everyone here to try it.
如果你们在48小时内 访问那个网站
So if you go to that website within the next 48 hours,
我将给你们所有人
I will give you and everyone
免去一年的年费
watching at home an entire year for free.
所以你们得在48小时内访问网站
So 48 hours you got to go there.
我还要感谢艾米·舒默 马克·罗森 以及特维奇先生
I want to thank Amy Schumer, Mark Ronson, Mr. Twitch.
善待彼此 明天见
I'll see you tomorrow. Be kind to one another. Bye.