末世家园（2018）

好了 孩子们 这个小时已经过去了20分钟
All right, kids, it's 20 past the hour
我是疯狂阿尔 给你带来智者箴言
and this is Crazy Al, bringing you words of wisdom
还有大量该死的 好听的音乐
and a whole lot of good goddamn music, too.
嘿 今天是周末怀旧马拉松第903天
Hey, we are on day 903 of our weekend oldies marathon.
说到这儿 请听安眠小曲
With that said, here's a sleepy little tune.
丹尼·里德 特雷唱片
Denny Reed on the Trey label.
叫做 "没人在乎"
It's called No One Cares.
你去哪了?
Where you headed?
你们这些家伙 还有你们恐怖的面具
You guys and your scary masks.
啊!
Argh!
不要 住手 求你们了
No, stop. Please.
住手! 住手! 住手 求你们!
Stop! Stop! Stop, please!
请不要打了
Please don't do it.
我的伙伴累了 生气了
My guys are tired. Angry.
他们需要一点士气 懂吗?
They need a little morale boost. Understand?
现在 如果你碰巧知道 我们在哪可以找到女人...
Now if you happened to know where we could find a woman's touch...
不知道 - ...我们会非常感激
No. -...we'd greatly appreciate it.
我不想让这些野兽被迫去城镇 发泄在你这个朋友身上
I wouldn't want these animals to have to go to town on your friend here.
他们不想那样
Not their preference.
我们是一样的 你和我
We're the same, you and I.
你为我做这件事 我个人担♥保♥你活命
You do this for me, I'd personally see to it that you live.
加入斧头帮 拥有他妈的整个世界
Join the Nailers and own the fucking world.
我们一点也不像
I'm nothing like you.
操! 快点
Fuck it! Come on.
等等 求你们 求你们 听着 我看到一些人
Wait, please, please. Listen, I saw someone.
一个女人 一个女人和一个男人 在暗溪路上
A girl. A girl and a guy, up Shadow Brook Road.
那个房♥子挂着圣诞灯
This house had Christmas lights.
房♥子是不是有一个马槽? 你知道的 那个婴儿耶稣的东西?
Did it have a manger? You know, the baby Jesus thing?
是啊 我们前几天路过那个垃圾房♥子
Yeah, we hit that shit up the other day.
不是 不是 是昨晚
No. No. This was last night.
你就把他们放走了?
You just let them go?
他们看起来 呃...
They seemed, uh...
他们看起来不坏
They seemed nice.
这个呢?
What about this one?
操!
Fuck!
去他的
Fuck him.
我不想死在这里
I don't want to die here.
我们不会的
We're not.
我们不会的
We are not.
我想回家
I want to go home.
嘿 我们回家 好吗? 我们回家 我会带你回家 好吗?
Hey, we are, okay? We are. I'm going to take you home, okay?
会没事的 好吧?
It's going to be okay, all right?
看着我 嘿 会没事的
Look at me. Hey, it's going to be fine.
为我祝福
Say it for me.
快点 说呀
Come on, say it.
小心
Be careful.
密尔沃基小姐 我是老鹰 结束
Miss Milwaukee, this is Eagle. Over.
密尔沃基小姐 我是老鹰 结束
Miss Milwaukee, this is Eagle. Over.
妈妈?
Mom?
今天又是安全的一天
Here's another safety update
对于身处末世家园的你们来说
for all you domestics out there.
据传 樱桃帮有一个叛徒
Word on the street is there's a renegade Cherry
拯救女人 谁挡杀谁
saving women and killing anyone in her way.
小心 小伙子们 他妈的她是一个疯子!
Look out, boys, she's a fucking psycho!
还有一头孤狼在乡间漫游
There's also a lone wolf roaming the countryside,
拿着一把直剃刀 很古怪
who likes to get kinky with a straight razor.
我是说 拜托! 这玩意是谁想出来的?
I mean, come on! Who comes up with this shit?
这个世界真的这么疯狂吗? 当然了
ls the world really this crazy? Of course it is,
要不然 我也不叫疯狂阿尔了!
or my name isn't Crazy Al!
慢着
Hold it.
丢掉篮子 把枪放在地上 慢慢地
Drop the basket and put the gun on the ground. Slow.
不要做无谓尝试 我不是一个人
Don't try anything. I'm not alone.
操
Fuck.
你想拿什么都可以 好不好? 放我们走
Just take whatever you want, okay? Just let us go.
我找的是...
All I'm looking for...
握个手 朋友
ls a handshake, friend.
给你
Here.
拿着
Take it.
我叫内森·伍德
Nathan Wood.
我叫马克·韦斯特
Mark West.
很高兴终于见到你 还有 呃...
Pleasure to finally meet you. And, uh...
我叫妮娜·门罗
Nina Monroe.
很抱歉刚刚那样表演 你们知道的
Sorry for the theatrics, but you know how it is.
因为我们观察了你们一会儿
Been a while since we've seen folks like you.
我们? - 我一直在观察你们
We? - I've been watching you.
等等 抱歉 这样说不对 听着
Wait. Sorry. That came out wrong. Listen.
我们是一样的 我们想要同样的东西
We are the same. We want the same things.
其实 呃... 嗯 我知道听起来很疯狂
As a matter of fact, uh... Well, I know this sounds crazy,
但是我在想...
but I was wondering...
妈的 走
Shit. Go.
找到那个金发女孩 不要把她的脸毁了
If you find the blond, don't mess up her face.
听着
Listen up.
我和我老婆想邀请你们两个共进晚餐
My wife and I would like to invite you both over for dinner.
什么? - 呃 对不起 晚午餐
What? - Uh, sorry, late lunch.
这是特瑞沙
That's Theresa.
你们不需要打扮或怎样
You don't have to dress up or anything.
女人们可以开瓶白酒 我会做♥鸡♥尾酒
The girls can open a bottle of wine, I'll make cocktails,
你们可以看看我的孩子们
and you can meet my kids.
他妈的怎么回事?
The fuck was that?
我儿子 斯蒂芬 都干掉了吗?
My son, Steven. All clear?
干掉了
Clear.
我爸爸有一辆这种车 他喜欢那车
My dad had one of these. He liked it.
你的是1981年产的? - 这是1982年产的
Yours '81? -lt's '82.
标准四轮驱动 你的是五档吗?
Four wheel drive standard. Yours five speed?
车 呃 被改成自动挡了 其实
It's, uh, converted to automatic, actually.
仿木色配藏青色
That faux wood on navy.
兄弟 时代不同了
Man, it was a different era.
这车耗油厉害
It's running rich.
我猜化油器的浮标脱落了
My guess is the float level in the carb is off,
混在一起
but just been messing with it.
嗯 我的邀请仍然有效
Well, my offer still stands.
如果你们想的话 你们可以讨论一下 如果你们真来
You can talk it over if you like. But if you did happen to come,
我或许有1981年鹰的正本服务手册
I might just have an original service manual for an '81 Eagle.
胡扯
Bullshit.
我老爸的 手册一定有浮标详情
My old man's. It'll definitely have the float level specs.
你喜欢车吗? - 不喜欢
You into cars? - Nah.
我喜欢枪
I like guns.
你知道的 呃...
You know, uh...
如果你们愿意与我们共进晚餐 对我和我老婆来说 非常重要
It would mean the world to my wife and to me, if you would join us.
哦 我们真的得走了
Oh. We really should get going.
我理解
I understand.
我只是忍♥不住想我们不会无缘无故地相遇
I just can't help but think that we met for a reason.
像我们这样的人 不到这里的话不会偶遇
People like us don't just cross paths, not out here. And seeing you two
看到你们两个人给了我希望
gave me hope.
还有我或许得补充一下
And I might add that Theresa
特瑞沙做的四季豆砂锅将会是你们吃过最好吃的四季豆砂锅
makes the best goddamned green bean casserole you'll ever have.
我猜也是 如果顺路的话
I guess, if it's on the way.
嗯 这样才对嘛!
Well, now that's the spirit!
斯蒂芬 把这辆漂亮的车勾住吊索
Steven, let's get this beautiful car hooked up to the rig.
开卡车会更安全
It'll be safer for us to ride in the truck.
把她拉后一点 我去弄好卡车
Pull her around back, I'll go get the truck ready.
我等不及让你们见特瑞沙了
I can't wait for you to meet Theresa.
我觉得你们女人一定会一见如故
I think you girls will really hit it off.
操! 犁地小伙帮
Shit! Plowboys.
待在这里别动
Just sit tight.
吉姆
Jim.
家人还好吗?
How's the family?
安全 你家人呢?
Safe. Yours?
还那样
Steadfast.
你们这些家伙来这里干嘛?
So what are you boys doing out here?