这个案子
Now, the contract.
你跟你的搭档明天开始
You and your partner start tomorrow.
目标会出现在
The target will be lured to this window.
你们待命的公♥寓♥的窗前
It faces the apartment where you will be waiting.
一枪毙命
One shot to the head.
手脚要俐落 不准失手
A clean kill. No mistakes.
另外 我在给你个人一个案子
Now, I have another deal, a side part, for you.
接着说
Okay, go on.
完成这案子后
When you've executed the contract,
我要你杀了你的搭档
I want you to kill your partner.
为何?
Why?
我讨厌人多
I don't like crowds.
我要对我完全忠诚
And I like loyalty I can buy.
价金加倍 现金
Double the original offer, in cash.
要怎么做 用盘子端他头来吗?
What you want, his head on a silver platter?
要他的身分证和扣板机的手指头
His ID papers and trigger finger will suffice.
给你双倍价钱和一张单程票
I'm offering you double the money and a one way split.
我相信你杀手的贪婪
I believe I can trust your mercenary greed.
成交吗l?
Now, do we have a deal?
好
Yeah.
成交
Consider it done.
很好
Good.
你哪里弄来的?
Where'd you get ahold of that there thing?
你♥他♥妈♥的那里弄来的t?
Where the fuck did you get that?
别这样 阿福 他只负责传话
Stop it, Alfred. He's just the messenger.
我数到三 再不说
Who is about to get very shot on the count of three.
寄物柜! 车站的寄物柜!
Locker! Locker in the terminal!
黑色公事包
Black briefcase.
里面说的
Note inside.
有人...给我钱..
A man... A man paid me.
一信封袋的钱
An envelope with money.
别杀我!
Please don't kill me!
快滚
Now fuck off.
不打扰了
Go on.
去他的!
Fuck!
去 去 去!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
去他的!
Fucker!
好点没?
Feel better?
都是鬼扯 对吧?
It's all bullshit, isn't it?
什么案子 什么杀人
No job, no hit.
喔 不 帅哥
Oh, no, handsome.
绝对要杀人
There most definitely was a hit.
我?
Me?
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
我们要找出新目标
We can find a new target.
我们?
We?
跟我说 蜜糖
Now tell me something, sugarplum.
我为何要相信你?
Why should I trust you, eh?
难道你不是阴谋的一部分?
Aren't you part of this whole conspiracy?
跟你说过了
I told you.
我喜欢你
I like you.
我要有人来照顾
I need someone to butter my buns for.
我想该找个新搭档吧?
Well, I suppose I do need a new partner now, don't I?
不能再信那个老搭档了
My old one seems to have become rather untrustworthy.
但 我要提醒你 阿福
But I will warn you, Alfred.
我需要强壮的手背和湿柔的舌头
I'll need a firm hand and a regular lash of the tongue.
我等不急要上你了
I can't wait to have you under me.
很好
Good.
让我们先喝杯茶再开始我们的血腥复仇
Let's have a cup of tea and plot our bloody revenge.
你准备一下 我去烧水...
You tidy that up. I'll put the kettle on...
搭档
partner.
这样看来 你有两个选择
The way I see it, you've got two options.
接着说
Go on.
一 自杀
Option A: suicide.
我懂 二呢?
I see. And B?
你要先听听一的内容
Well, you've got to hear the case for Option A first.
需要吗? - 需要
I do? - You do.
洗耳恭听
I'm all ears.
你要死了 - 显然是
You're dying. - Apparently.
你不太甘愿死 - 不尽然
You're not happy about it. - Not really.
你很感伤 又很敏感
You're miserable, touchy.
说白了 就是拍斗阵
Quite frankly, not great company.
喔 谢罗
Oh, thank you.
要听我的建议吗?
Want my advice?
不想
No.
快去死吧
Just end it.
想过去看心理医生吗?
Have you ever considered counseling?
你分分秒秒
Every minute of every day,
都在思考
you're bombarded with a series of hazardous
选择所有可能的危险和死亡的状况
and potentially life-ending situations to choose from.
被公车撞死
Jump in front of a bus.
洗澡被电死
Have a bath with your toaster.
抹奶油被刀刺死
Fall on your butter knife.
从高楼摔死 河里淹死 桥上跳下 被火车撞死 好多死法
Tall buildings, rivers, bridges, trains.
比活更容易
than there are ways to live it.
三更半夜车站周围
All this pissing around in train stations
到处都可找到方法了结
in the middle of the night would be over.
完全没什么 轻而易举
End this nothing, and all it takes is some balls.
那我不朽的灵魂呢?
And my immortal soul?
不用管
Overrated.
不用管?
Overrated?
你做过什么事让你灵魂无法安息?
Have you done something to put your immortal soul in jeopardy?
那就死啊 没什么好担心的
Well, there you go then. Nothing to worry about.
你是天主教♥徒♥吗?
Are you Catholic?
是的
Yeah.
虔诚吗?
Religious?
喔 不好意思 呃...
Oh, fuck me. Oh, sorry. Um...
宽恕我 神父 我有罪
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
说实话 我很久没忏悔了
To be honest, I can't recall the last time I took confession.
应该有十到二十年了吧
I think it's more than 10, but less than 20.
到底是几天?
Days?
几个月? 还是几年呢
Months? Not years, surely.
别生气 我如实禀报
Don't get pissed off at me for telling you the truth.
只是形容罢了
That's just mean.
早知这样 我就说三天
If I'd known you were like this, I would've just said three days
或许才能来忏悔
and taken my chances with the Almighty.
抱歉
Sorry.
不须这样 我道歉
That was uncalled for. I apologize.
你还在吗?
Are you still there?
我知道你在 我闻到酒味
I know you're there. I can smell sherry.
很虔诚
Define religious.
棒棒糖?
Lolly?
我当那是不够虔诚
I'll take that as a big fat no.
或许是上帝给的报应
Maybe it's divine retribution.
喔 对 听起来没错
Oh, yeah, that sounds tasty.
知道吗 我的罪过一直困扰着我
You know, my sins revisiting me
我的过去一直挥之不去...
and my past coming back to haunt me...
洗耳恭听 威廉
I'm all ears, William.
跟我说说你的忏悔
Let me hear your confession.
悔改必得救!
Repent and thou shalt be saved!
圣经上没这么说
That's not even from the Bible.
那是涂鸦在
Okay, that is the graffiti
车站对面的公车站上
that's written on the bus stop opposite the terminal.
真可惜
That's disappointing.
我对圣经的认识就这些说
That's pretty much my entire knowledge of scripture.
听听这个:你们当悔改归正
Try this one: Repent, turn back,
使你们的罪得以涂抹(使徒行传 3:19)
and thy sins will be blotted out.
好难记 对吧?
Not really as catchy, is it?
我自杀的提议如何?
How's my case for suicide progressing?
有没改变你的想法?
Am I quaking your foundations?
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