追债大乱斗（2014）

如果你喜欢机遇 巧合与命运邂逅的故事
If you like stories about chance and coincidence and fate
这个故事你肯定没听过
then here's one you've never heard.
男孩遇见女孩
Boy meets girl...
女孩在交通高峰时段闯红灯 差点撞死男孩
Girl almost kills boy by running a red light at rush hour.
男孩以每小时六十英里的速度侧飞出去
Boy is T-boned at over 60 miles per hour...
天哪 你还好吗
Oh, my God! Are you all right?
几乎毫发无损地幸存了下来
...and survives with barely a scratch.
你喝酒了
Are you drunk?
下不为例
Not anymore.
你鼻子上那是可♥卡♥因♥吗
Is that cocaine on your nose?
在酒吧与赌桌间辗转
Between the bottle and the sports book,
男孩在天使之城迷失了方向
boy had lost his way in the City of Angels.
直到他找到
Until he found one.
他寻寻觅觅的一生所爱
The one he's been looking for his entire life.
不好意思 没看到红灯
I'm sorry, I didn't see the light.
那现在别朝前开了
Well, don't go towards it now.
男孩对女孩一见钟情
Boy falls in love in that second,
他知道他要时来运转了
and knows his luck is about to change.
来吧 宝贝
Baby, cum.
来吧 宝贝
Cum, baby, cum on me.
多么与众不同的一年
What a difference a year makes...
没有了酒精和毒品
off the bottle and the blow,
享受着生活
high on life itself.
计划向这个女孩求婚
And about to put a ring on this girl's finger.
- 宝贝 感觉太爽了 - 天哪 太爽了
- That felt good, baby. - Oh, my God, so good.
- 你开心吗 - 嗯 我很开心
- Are you happy? - Yeah, I'm so happy.
我要跟你分手
I'm breaking up with you.
没错
Yeah.
我遇到了别人
I've met someone, right?
我被他深深地吸引
And... And I fell really hard for him
我没想到会发生这样的事情
and I didn't expect it to happen,
但事已至此
but now that it has,
我不能再压抑自己的感情了
I just feel like I can't ignore my feelings any longer.
坎迪斯
Candice,
我刚刚射了
I just came.
我知道
I know.
我也高♥潮♥了
I know and so did I.
你是在玩我吗
Are you shitting me?
我不过是想让你开心点
I wanted you to feel euphoric.
没用的
It didn't work!
在那之后
And after that,
生活又回到了老样子
everything pretty much went to shit.
又是超级不爽的一年
What a difference another fucking year makes.
她甩了我之后
She'd dumped me
开始跟克利夫兰布朗队的新晋四分卫约会
for the starting quarterback of the Cleveland Browns.
他的签约奖金是四百五十万美金
His signing bonus was 4.5 million,
我的上笔工资是816
my last check was for 816...
美元
dollars.
而我还像个废物一样坐在这里
And I still sit here like an asshole
幻想着能做些与众不同的事情
and wonder if I could've done something different?
她毁了我
She devastated me.
无情地侮辱了我的小兄弟
She knocked my dick in the dirt.
她夺走我的神智
She took my steam.
我的护身符
My mojo...
这太折磨了 我一定要把它拿回来
And I gotta get it back because this is killing me!
我在干什么啊
I mean, what the fuck am I doing?
靠
Fuck!
我去洛杉矶当演员了
I came to LA to be an actor.
嗨 我叫凯文·布理查斯基
Hi, I'm Kevin Briyzowski.
下一个
Next.
近来好吗 我是凯文·布理查
What's up, I'm Kevin Brizow.
下一个
Next.
我是凯·布拉沃
I'm Kai Bravo.
现在 我负责开礼宾车
And now, I drive a limo.
我讨厌干这个
And, shocker, I hate it.
我讨厌等人
I hate the hours...
讨厌客户
I hate the clients...
我讨厌自己的人生
And, fuck me, I hate my life.
我要振作起来
I gotta get my shit together.
必须振作起来
I know I do.
我过了小半辈子
My life is nearly half over
依旧一事无成
and I have exactly jack shit to show for it.
没钱
No money...
没权
No power...
没女人
and no women.
我确信在这里
And in this town, I am fucking positive
有钱有权才能有女人
that's the order they come in.
好人现在都吞枪爆头了
Better men would've blown their heads off by now.
就像以K开头的卡尔
Men like Karl with a "K".
嗨 我是卡尔
Hi, I'm Karl...
他就是这么介绍自己的
That's how he introduced himself.
以K开头
...with a "K".
"K"字头卡尔曾是个传奇
Karl with a "K" was legendary.
"K"字头卡尔将工作视为生命
Karl with a "K" lived to serve.
"K"字头卡尔就是业界良心
Karl with a "K" was the industry gold standard.
你喜欢搭配两枚干橄榄的孟买♥♥马提尼
Do you like dry two olive Bombay martinis
混点莓子酒吗
with a shot of Chambord?
"K"字头卡尔想你所想
Karl with a "K" knows you do.
- 轻松 - 是啊
- Loose. - Yeah.
- 看见没 - 好的
- See that? - Okay. Okay.
- 别紧张 - 我看出来了
- Just, no tension. - I see it now.
- 哥斯达黎加 - 阿鲁巴
- Costa Rica...- Aruba.
"K"字头卡尔整洁 老练 见多识广
Karl with a "K" was trim, worldly and well-traveled.
你们知道吗 我在巴拿马玩过铁人三项
You know, I actually did an Ironman Triathlon in Panama.
致"K"字头卡尔
To Karl with a "K"...
诺曼 我把下水道
All right, Norman, I think I got everything
都清理干净了
out of the bathroom.
客户至上
...it was about the client.
就问一句 这是断掉的老二吗
Quick question. Is that a severed penis?
始终以客户为中心
Always about the client.
没错 先生
Yes, sir.
蜜月归来 享受一些冰凯歌♥香槟吧
Some chilled Veuve Clicquot for the returning honeymooners.
"K"字头卡尔简直就是
Karl with a "K" was quite simply the personification
满足顾客需求的代言人
of total client satisfaction.
- 那她呢 - 她死了
- What about her? - She's dead.
不过 我给你带了蓝莓松饼 就在椅子上
But... I got you a blueberry muffin. It's on the seat.
你最好了 卡尔
Oh! You're the greatest, Karl.
我敢说就是他那出色的口碑
I am sure his sterling reputation
迫使"K"字头卡尔走向末路
thrilled Karl with a "K" to no end...
你们看上去好幸福
You guys look so happy.
直到他将一把点38口径的手♥枪♥吞了进去
...right up until the day he sucked on a .38 snub nose.
这意味着近二十年来
It would mark the only time in nearly 20 years
第一次由别人擦洗他的车
that someone else would clean his limo.
天哪 他穿着这样一套西装就下葬了
Jesus, they buried him in one of those.
我后来听说卡尔来洛杉矶是想做一名演员
I heard later that Karl had come to LA to be an actor.
但我做不到那样
But I cannot go out like that.
我不相信命运
I don't even believe in fate,
我相信人定胜天
only in the destiny that you make for yourself.
我困在洞里的唯一原因
The only reason I am in this hole
就是因为我不停地在挖
is because I couldn't stop digging.
但这必须改变
But that has to change.
从今天开始 从此刻开始
Starting today, this fucking minute,
我要把那该死的铁铲放下
I am putting the goddamn shovel down.
追债大乱斗
是的 没错
Yes, indeed.
怎么样 宝贝 这些家伙怎么了
What's up, babe? What's with these guys?
纳西姆想让你去找他 伙计
Naseem wants you front and center, homie.
他掌权了
He taking heads?
还没 不过你害怕也是情有可原的
Not yet, but whatever fears you have are totally founded.
哦不
Oh, no.
- 拜托 - 怎么了