警察学校7：进军莫斯科

警♥察♥学校 进军莫斯科
准备 开拍 5 4 3 2
And ready, here we go. Five, four, three, two
晚上好 台♥湾♥惨案
Good evening. Tragedy in Taiwan.
丹麦天灾 马来人祸
Disaster in Denmark. Mayhem in Malaysia.
稍后将向您进行详细报道
Those stories and more coming up later.
今晚话题 声称为俄♥国♥黑♥手♥党♥领袖的康斯坦丁·康那利
the computer game phenomenon...
发布的电子游戏如暴风雨般席卷整个世界
...distributed by alleged Russian Mafia leader Konstantine Konali...
天寒地冻的俄♥罗♥斯♥
...has taken the world by storm. Out of the cold climates of Russia...
制♥造♥了一股火热的游戏浪潮
...comes the hottest computer game sensation...
游戏的名字非常简单 叫做"游戏"埃得
...simply called ''The Game. '' Ed?
-埃得 你在干嘛 -你也应该玩玩这个游戏 它棒极了
-Ed, what are you doing? -You gotta try this game. lt's great.
现在不成 埃得在过去的六个月里
Not now, Ed. ln the past six months...
"游戏"使得国家税收增加了15亿美元
... ''The Game'' has generated over $ 1 .5 billion in revenue...
-打破了以往的任何纪录 -抓住他 你这个可怜的小熊
-...breaking all previous records. -Get him, you miserable bear!
是什么使得这项游戏如此与众不同 这是首次电子游戏
What makes this game stand out? This is the first time that a video game...
同时占据了少年 -埃得
...has appealed to a youthful... -Ed!
与成年人的市场
...as well as a more sophisticated market.
-噢 嘘 -"游戏"不仅有游戏卡
-Oh, sh -''The Game,'' available in cartridges...
也有电脑磁盘每个人都在玩它
...as well as floppy disks for computer, has everybody playing.
把它抢过来 林德茜 抢过来
Take it, Lindsay, take it.
"游戏"的发明者及发行者都是康斯坦丁·康那利
The creator and mass -marketer of ''The Game'' is Konstantine Konali...
-俄♥国♥黑♥手♥党♥的领袖 -不 不 不
-...allegedly head of the Russian Mafia. -No, no, no!
康那利和 他在莫斯科干什么
Konali and What is he up to in Moscow?
别再玩了
Get your hands off it.
-把你的手拿开 -把它给我
-Get your hands off the game! -l want that game!
我才不会把我的东西给你 把它给我
l'm not giving you my game! Give it to me!
-你在这家电视台玩完了 -你才玩蛋了呢
You're through at this station. You're through.
米沙 好好照顾我的小日本妞儿
Misha, take care of Skippy.
哎
Ay.
狮子流星啊狮子流星
Leonid, Leonid, Leonid.
已经受够了黑暗下的生活
Enough living in the shadows.
总有一天
Someday...
这一切将
...this will all...
都是我的
...be mine!
-犯罪问题已经无法控制 -是的 鲍里斯·尼古拉耶维奇
-This crime problem is out of hand. -Yes, Boris Nikolayevich.
我们需要帮助
We need help.
我推荐一个我在国际会议上认识的一个人
I can recommend a man I met during the international conference.
我听说他在康那利还在美国的时候
I understand he has already had dealings with Konali...
就和他有过接触
... when Konali was in America.
我会把这调查清楚
l will make this very clear.
他能帮我们抓到康那利吗
Can he help us get Konali?
是的 鲍里斯·尼古拉耶维奇他正是这项工作的恰当人选
Yes, Boris Nikolayevich. He is just the man for the job.
随时向我报告
Keep me informed.
啊
Ah.
噢
Oh.
过去啰 孩子
There you are, son.
新学员们做的怎么样
How are the new recruits doing?
这是有史以来最棒的一个班 但除了一个人
lt might be the best class ever, except for one man.
-他有恐高症 -看看你能为他做什么
-He's afraid of heights. -See what you can do for him.
有时最糟糕的学员会成长为最棒的军官
l find that sometimes the least likely cadets make the finest police officers.
拉♥萨♥校长 请把球扔给我们
Commandant Lassard, throw us the ball.
打到记分牌上
Off the scoreboard...
再经地板 撞到墙上
...off the floor, off the wall...
打到红发小妞的头上
...off the redhead.
完美无瑕
Nothing but net.
-不错 -我爱这项运动
-Not bad. -l love this game.
康那斯 康那斯在哪
Connors. Where's Connors?
谢谢 康那斯 你把它修好了
Thanks, Connors. You fixed it.
这是警♥察♥机密文件
That's a classified police file.
"学校组织了一个小队去莫斯科执行特殊任务"
''The academy has assembled a special team for a mission to Moscow. ''
我会为这个任务疯狂的
l'd kill for that job.
名单上有韦伯斯特 为什么是他
Webster's on the list. Why him?
可能因为我们班上他最先毕业
Because he graduated first in our class.
嗯 好
Yeah, well...
他能这样吗
...can he do this?
能
Yep.
这个呢
Can he do this?
-能 -我也就会这些了
-Yep. -That's all l got.
你这是干什么
What are you doing?
-噢 我从没有去过俄♥罗♥斯♥ -行了 现在把它改回去
-Well, l've never been to Russia. -Okay, now put it back.
康那斯 中士要见你
Connors. Sergeant wants you.
-是的 -现在
-Yeah. Now.
见到你们我真是太太太高兴了
l'm so very, very glad to see you.
莫斯科警方请求我们携助他们
The Moscow police have asked us to assist them...
-抓捕康斯坦丁·康那利 -俄♥国♥佬
-...in apprehending Konstantine Konali. Russkies?
俄♥国♥的教父在组织犯罪活动
The godfather of Russian organized crime.
啊
Men... .
6年前
Six years ago...
康那利帮助俄♥国♥黑♥手♥党♥在我们这
...Konali helped to establish a branch of the Russian Mafia here...
在我们国家里成立了分支
...in our country.
那时候就差点抓到他
Nearly got him then.
不幸的是 他从我们的指缝间遛走 逃回了莫斯科
Unfortunately, he slipped through our fingers and escaped back to Moscow...
并继续从事他的犯罪活动
... where he continues his criminal activities...
同时得到了他兄弟米克黑尔和他的宠物蛇小日本妞的帮助
...aided by his brother Mikhail and pet snake Skippy.
本垒打
Home run!
现在我们又有机会抓住他了
Now we get another chance to apprehend him.
噢 真是个笨蛋
Man, what a wimp.
康那斯 下来 你永远也过不了考试
Connors, get down here. You're never gonna pass the test.
我一定要过 我爸爸曾经就是警♥察♥
l've gotta pass. My father was a cop.
他的爸爸也是个警♥察♥嗯 他的爸爸是个盗马贼
His father was a cop. His father was a horse thief.
-你已经晕菜了 快下来 -晕菜 哈
-You got vertigo. Let's go. -Vertigo. Ha!
我才没有
l don't have vertigo.
唷 康那斯 想来个甜甜圈吗
Yo, Connors, you want a doughnut?
-不错 -康那斯 我们应该面对现实
Not bad. Connors, let's face it.
要做警♥察♥你还不够格
You don't have what it takes to be a cop.
拿着这个去拉♥萨♥校长的办公室
Take this to Commandant Lassard's office.
-他会在你的开除学籍证明上签字 -娇生惯养的公子哥儿
-He'll sign off on your dismissal papers. Bummer, dude.
现在 我想让你见一下
Now, l want you to meet...
我们队里的新成员
...a new addition to our team.
-你一定就是学员康那斯 -嗨
-You must be Cadet Connors. -Hi.
你的资料给我留下了非常非常深刻的印象
l'm very, very impressed by your file.
-凯尔·康那斯学员 -嗯
-Cadet Kyle Connors. -Mm.
班级里平均分数最高的学员
Top grade average in the class.
长官 我得跟您说件事情
Sir, I have to tell you something.
祝贺你
Congratulations.
谢谢 但我真的不是文件里说的那个人
Thanks, but l'm not really the man in that file.
噢 我懂你的意思
Oh, l know what you mean.
这些报告从来无法反映真实的我们
These reports never do give an accurate picture of who we really are.
-啊 -是的 但是
-Hm? -Yes, but
啊噢
Ow!
噢
Ooh!
这到底是什么玩意儿
What the hell is this?
啊哈
Uh -huh.
快 快 快
Come on, come on. Come on.
-我们一起 -好的
-Let's all pull together. WOOkay.
好了 我数到三 大伙一起拉 一 二 三
Okay, all together, on three! One, two, three!
-噢 上帝 -长官
Oh, God. -Sir!
啊 哈里斯上尉 我们的密探 也来加入我们了
Ah! Captain Harris, our expert in surveillance, will be accompanying us.
队员们 我们一起进军莫斯科
Team, we're all off to Russia...
去踢许多许多的俄♥国♥佬的屁♥股♥
...to kick many, many butt -skis.
啊 亚力山大·尼古拉维奇
Ah, Alexander Nikolaivitch.
伙计们
Men...
这就是伟大的亚力山大·尼古拉维奇·拉科夫指挥官
...this is the honorable Commandant Alexander Nikolaivitch Rakov.
-你好 -我能不能这样说 伟大的拉♥萨♥指挥官的来访
-Sasha. -May l say it is an honor...
真是我们国家的荣耀
...to have the great Commandant Lassard visiting our country?
-是的 你能 -我能再亲您一次吗
-Yes, you may. -May l kiss you again?
-不 不能 -我能护送您进去吗
-No, you may not. -May l escort you inside?
是的 你能
Yes, you may.
您能来俄♥罗♥斯♥真是太棒了
lt is really wonderful to have you here in Russia.
请代我向您夫人问好
Please say hello to your lovely wife...
并转达我对她未能前来的遗憾