夜校（2018）

嘿玛雅！
Hey, Maya!
嗨，泰迪
Hey, Teddy
今天有人看起来非常迷人
Somebody looks extremely attractive today
谢谢你
Thank you
我不是以同样的眼光看着你
Not that I'm looking at you the same way
我看着我的女人，因为我不会那样做
I look at my woman, because I wouldn't do that
我们走吧。我们走吧
Let's just go. Let's go
我喜欢编织！泰迪！
I love the weave! Teddy!
或者假发。无论哪个
Or the wig. Whichever
这是我的头发
This is my hair
你做到了，嘘停下来
You did that, boo Stop
我要停下来
I'm just going to stop
你明白我想做什么吗
You get what I'm trying to do
他嫉妒你的美貌
He's jealous of your beauty
我搞砸了
I blew it
我肯定搞砸了
I definitely blew that
我踏上了新的春天...
I got a new spring in my step...
哦，看，泰迪来了
Oh, look, there's Teddy
泰迪！哟，泰迪！
Teddy! Yo, Teddy!
看起来不错
It's looking pretty good
在前面
Up ahead
我的名字叫泰迪，我是来制♥作♥的
My name is Teddy, and I am here to make
你烧烤的梦想成真了
your barbecue dreams come true
埃斯特，你是个小女人，
Now, Esther, you're a small woman,
但是我知道你有一颗大心，
but I know you have a big heart,
这就是为什么我向你推荐大钢铁
which is why I recommend the Big Steel for you
没有多少女人能承受这么多的钢铁，
Not a lot of women can take this much steel,
但是我知道你可以嗯！
but I know you can Mmm!
皮特布尔，嗯？
The Pitbull, huh?
美洲驼？
¿Como te llamas?
我骆驼皮布尔
Me llamo Pitbull
戴尔!
¡Dale!
你不是西班牙人，是吗？
You're not Spanish, are you?
莫里斯，我能从你的眼睛里看到它
I can see it in your eyes, Morris
但是我也可以告诉你妻子
But I can also tell that your wife
你知道，你妻子不在同一个页面上
you know, your wife isn't on the same page
我的意思是，这并不完全像她
I mean, it's not like she completely
控制钱包
controls the purse strings
享受吧
Enjoy it
不要让我失望
Don't you let me down
你最好停下来，伙计
You better stop it, man
你不开始吗
Don't you start that
那是一个大♥师♥班
That was a master class
我不能让鲍比·弗莱买♥♥那头野兽
I couldn't get Bobby Flay to buy that beast
你知道吗？有一次我看到那个男人的钱包，
You know what? Once I saw the man purse,
那家伙在我手里油腻腻的，他真的是
the guy was putty in my hands He really was
泰迪，我只是想让你知道
Teddy, I just want you to know
你就像我从未有过的儿子
you are like the son I never had
好吧，我的意思是，来吧，你有乔·朱尼尔
Well, I mean, come on, you got Joe Junior
嗯，是的，但是他是我的儿子，
Well, yeah, but he's the son I do have,
我只是没有那么疯狂
and I'm just not all that crazy about it
我是说，看看他
I mean, look at him
但是我的观点是这些年前，
But my point is this all those years ago,
我碰上了一个满脸青春痘的少年
I took a chance on a pimply-faced teenager
我的小加里·科尔曼
My little Gary Coleman
我的小韦伯斯特
My little Webster
结果对我们俩来说都很棒
And it turned out great for both of us
所以我决定，当我退休的时候
So I've decided, when I retire
我要去烧烤城
I'm turning Barbecue City
超过...敬你
over... to you
对不起？
Excuse me?
什么？
What?
呃，不要——不要操♥我♥
Uh, don't-don't shit me
我是认真的
I'm serious
哦，我的上帝，乔
Oh, my God, Joe
我只是起了鸡皮疙瘩
I just got-got goose bumps
是的！我浑身起鸡皮疙瘩
Yes! I got goose bumps all over
我不知道该说什么，伙计，谢谢你
I don't know what to say, man Thank you
不，谢谢
No. Thank you
儿子
son
乔，你在说什么？
What you talkin' 'bout, Joe?
你得过来，德拉蒙德先生
You gotta come here, Mr. Drummond
来这里
Come here
都是你的，泰迪
All yours, Teddy
你怎么想呢?哦
What do you think? Oh
太棒了
It's amazing
真的吗？是
Really? Yeah
但是作为你的非官方财务顾问，
But as your unofficial financial advisor,
我有义务告诉你
I'm obligated to tell you
这枚戒指超出了你的预算
that this ring is way out of your budget
放松
Relax
丽莎很酷
Lisa's cool as hell
她知道你是谁
She knows who you are
丽莎不知道我是谁
Lisa does not know who I am
丽莎知道我是一名成功的烤肉推销员
Lisa knows that I'm a successful barbecue salesman
马文知道泰迪高中辍学
Marvin knows that Teddy's a high school dropout
那是一份又一份的生活薪水
that's living paycheck to paycheck
因为我和一个远远超过我体重的女人在一起
cause I'm with a woman that's way above my weight class
你的生活是建立在一个由卡片组成的金融机构之上的
Your life is built on a financial house of cards
停下保时捷，双面人
Stop it The Porsche, the duplex
你想证明什么？
What are you trying to prove?
另外，每次我们出去，
Plus, every single time we go out,
她提出支付支票
she offers to pay for the check
我让她放下塑料的那天
The day that I let her put down her plastic
是我失去她的那一天
is the day that I lose her
你知道我不知道我为什么这么紧张
And you know that I don't know why I was so nervous
一起来了嘿
It's coming together Hey
嗨，丽莎
Hi Lisa
嗨！比安弗尼
Hi! Bienvenue
伙计，丽莎是我经历过的最好的事情
Dude, Lisa's the best thing that ever happened to me
我不想搞砸这个，伙计
I don't want to mess this one up, man
我告诉他们是他干的
I told them He did
他真的这么说了
He actually said that
看那个
Ooh Look at that
看起来很棒一些甜点
That looks amazing Some dessert
哇。谢谢你
Wow Wow. Thank you
嗯。-非常感谢克莱蒙大厨也说
Mmm. - Thank you so much Chef Clemont also said
没有支票
that there will be no check
这全在他身上
This is all on him
哇，我知道他会试试这个
Wow I knew he would try this
你知道吗？告诉他我很感激，
You know what? Tell him I appreciate it,
但是我坚持付钱好吗
but I insist on paying Okay
好吧，好吧，等等
Yeah Okay, well, just wait
等等，亲爱的
Well, hold on, now, honey
亲爱的，你不想冒犯他
Honey, you don't want to offend him
你是他的客人，对吧？
You're his guest, right?
相信我，你从来没有从客户那里免费吃一顿饭
Trust me, you never take a free meal from a client
这样，你就不欠他们任何东西了
That way, you don't owe them anything
这是真的谢谢你，丽莎
That's true Thank you, Lisa
我很感激你知道吗
I appreciate it You know
嗯，只要你准备好了
Um Whenever you're ready
谢谢你
Thank you
你知道吗？你知道吗，宝贝？
You know what? You know what, then, baby?
如果是这样，亲爱的，那就让我来
If that's the case, sweetie, then let me
不，宝贝，这是我的东西
No. Baby, this is my thing
我们有八个人我懂了
There's like eight of us I got it
你可以把它注销，对吧？是
You can probably write it off, right? Yes
我没有想到这是商业开支
I didn't think about that It is a business expense
好吧。-是啊，来吧
Okay. - Yeah Come on
W - W -等待，等待等待等待等待，LIS
W-W-Wait, wait Hold-hold up, Lis