没人像我一样吸毒吗
Ain't nobody dope as me
我穿得很新鲜,很干净
I'm dressed so fresh, so clean
那么新鲜,那么干净,干净
So fresh and so clean, clean
你不觉得我很性感吗?
Don't you think I'm so sexy?
我穿得很新鲜,很干净...
I'm dressed so fresh, so clean...
哦,我的上帝!
Oh, my God!
来吧。伙计!
Come on. Man!
我穿得很新鲜,很干净...
I'm dressed so fresh, so clean...
我不知道这些东西
I don't know this stuff
那还不算近
That's not even close
不
No
泰迪!晚餐,宝贝!
Teddy! Dinner, baby!
你父亲在等着呢!
Your father's waiting!
在阁楼上创造的,我们是最酷的母亲...
Created in the attic, we are the coolest mother...
你什么意思,你在抗♥议♥
What do you mean, you're protesting
国家成就测试?
the State Achievement Test?
听起来好像有人没有准备好
Sounds like someone's unprepared
我准备好了
I am prepared Mmm
站起来
To take a stand
pops,那些标准化测试
Pops, those standardized tests
有文化偏见
are culturally biased
他们要我计算海牛的平均数量
They want me to calculate the average number of manatees
在佛罗里达
that are in Florida
这有什么关系
What does that have to do
非洲裔美国人的经历?
with the African-American experience?
你听到了吗,格拉迪斯?
You hear that, Gladys?
我们请路易斯·法拉汉部长出席了会议
We got Minister Louis Farrakhan at the table
你知道吗,泰迪?
You know what, Teddy?
上次我检查的时候,
The last time I checked,
你双胞胎妹妹丹尼斯是黑人,
your twin sister Denise here is black,
她在练习测试中得了1500分
and she pulled a 1500 on the practice test
那实际上是1540年,爸爸啊!
It was actually a 1540, Daddy Ah!
你去吧,女孩。那是我的孩子
You go, girl. That's my baby
只是做我最擅长的事情,而不是泰迪的屁♥股♥
Just doing what I do best outshining Teddy's butt
泰迪熊,这到底是怎么回事?
What's this really all about, Teddy Bear?
嗯?
Hmm?
你需要帮助吗?
Do you need help?
这就是一切吗?
Is that what this is all about?
我不知道,妈妈
I don't know, Mommy
我是说
I mean
也许我确实需要帮助
maybe I do need help
随便看看这本该死的学习书
Help yourself to the goddamn study book
见鬼,你签了名就可以得到400分
Hell, you get 400 points just for signing your name
你知道怎么拼写你的名字,是吗?
You do know how to spell your name, don't you?
东-西-东...什么?
T-H-E... What?
你错了
You're wrong
我的名字里没有H
Ain't no H in my name
她在拼写你的合法名字
She's spelling your legal name
西奥多。
Theodore.
好吧,这就是400分
Well, there goes those 400 points
她在学校喜欢一个中国男孩
She like a Chinese boy at school
闭上你的馅饼洞!
Shut your pie hole!
大家都坐下
Everyone take a seat
东-西-东
T-H-E
别看他斯图尔特是个混♥蛋♥
Don't even look at him Stewart's an asshole
好的,学生们,请打破你们考试册上的封条
Okay, students, please break the seal on your test books
开始吧
and begin
完成的
Done
你完成了整个测试?
You finished the whole test?
不,我不干了
No, I'm done with this
我完了!
I'm finished!
你觉得我像只绵羊吗,马尔夫?
Do I look like a sheep to you, Marv?
不
No
你们都可以继续当绵羊
You all can continue to be sheep
我不会成为任何人的羊
I'm not gonna be nobody's sheep
沃克先生
Mr. Walker
我不知道该怎么做
I don't know how
制♥造♥噪音,但是你知道我想说什么
to make the noise, but you know what I'm trying to say
你们都可以继续坠入爱河
Y'all can keep falling for the
如果你想的话,
for the man's plan if you want to,
但是你们最终都会欠下愚蠢的学生债务
but y'all gonna end up in stupid student debt
你看起来已经是坏信用了
You look like bad credit already
这整部分就在这里
This whole section right here
带着你破屁♥股♥的探索牌的气味
reeks of Discover cards, with your broke ass
我会成为赢家,我会成功
I'm gonna be a winner I'm gonna succeed
在生活的学校里,做真正的事情
in the school of life, doing real stuff
我要给我买♥♥一辆真正的飞行车,
I'm gonna get me a real fly car,
我会有一个好女孩
and I'm gonna have me a nice girl
你们都过不去了
Y'all ain't gonna make it
泰德,出去!
Ted, get out!
丹尼斯的奶头上有头发
Denise got hair on her titties
猫从包里出来了
Cat's out of the bag
出去!你让我们很尴尬!
Get out! You're embarrassing us!
你们都是些绵羊!
Y'all some sheep!
你们都是羊!
Y'all sheep!
面对你!
In your face!
哈哈,笨蛋
Ha-ha, stupid
现在我要在面团里打滚
Now I'm gonna be rolling in the dough
顺便说一句,丹尼斯
And by the way, Denise
我认为丹尼斯有令人难以置信的乳♥头♥
I think Denise has incredible titties
马夫,闭嘴!
Marv, shut up!
嘿,吉姆,你认识他们老甜心爸爸
Hey, Jim, you know them old sugar daddies
他们在欺骗,他们告诉他们女孩
They be trickin', they tell them girls
我说过你可以的
I said you could have
不管你喜欢什么,如果你喜欢
Whatever you like, if you like
我说过你可以的
I said you could have
不管你喜欢什么,如果你喜欢
Whatever you like, if you like
是的,是的,甲板上的烟囱
Yeah, yeah, stacks on deck
冰面上的帕隆
Patrón on ice
我们可以整夜开瓶子
And we can pop bottles all night
宝贝,你可以
And, baby, you could have
不管你喜欢什么,如果你喜欢
Whatever you like, if you like
我说过你可以的
I said you could have
不管你喜欢什么,如果你喜欢
Whatever you like, if you like
是的,宝贝,我可以对你这么特别,这么好
Yeah, baby, I could treat you so special, so nice
今晚给你的飞机加油,宝贝,你可以走了
Gas up a jet for you tonight and, baby, you could go
不管你喜欢什么地方,如果你喜欢
Wherever you like, if you like
我说过你可以的
I said you could have
不管你喜欢什么,如果你喜欢,是的
Whatever you like, if you like, yeah
任何时候你想,拿起电♥话♥
Any time you want to, pick up the telephone
你知道丢几堆没什么...
You know it ain't nothin to drop a couple stacks...
这个项目接管了我的生活
This project has taken over my life
来吧,上帝,我等不及要睡觉了
Come on God, I can't wait to sleep
来这里
Come here
谢谢,宝贝,没问题
Thank you, baby No problem
哦,今晚我太紧张了
Oh, I'm so nervous about tonight
感谢上帝你来了
Thank God you're coming
你为什么紧张?
Why are you nervous?
莉斯,你做得很棒
Lis, you did an amazing job
你会杀了这个
You're gonna kill this
将会是亚特兰大最热的地方
Gonna be the hottest spot in Atlanta
行
Okay
威尔,嗯,可爱的玛雅人
Will, uh will the lovely Maya
今晚也要加入我们吗?
be joining us this evening as well?
我不喜欢他
I don't like him
厨师克莱蒙邀请了我的整个团队
Chef Clemont invited my entire team
今晚吃饭,所以要乖,好吗?
to dinner tonight, so be nice, okay?
是的,也许要赞美她
Yes Maybe try to compliment her
好吧,爱你
Okay Love you
好吧。再见,爱你。祝你愉快
Okay. Bye Love you. Have a good day
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