狱前教育

You're not gonna get it. You'll be in for three months.
我得进去十年呢
I'm gonna be there for 10 years.
我靠 十年
Goddamn! Ten years?
你怎么这么说
-Oh! Oh! -Why do you say it like that?
那里没有我听说的那样糟糕吧
It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
如果你听说的是群♥交♥的话 那就是了
If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is.
我没听说那种事
I didn't hear that part.
他们敢情会唤那监狱作 圣操蛋 老兄
They might as well call it San Fucking, man.
那里实在烂透了 什么叫糟糕 那就是糟糕
I don't wish that on my worst enemy. You talking about bad? That's bad.
你该知道的
You should know.
抱歉提醒你了
I'm sorry to remind you.
你们在说什么
What are you talking about?
你坐过牢
Well, the fact that you went to prison.
我坐过牢
The fact that I went to prison?
对 你坐过牢
Yes. Look, you did your time.
你偿还了对社会的债务
You paid your debt. And we as society...
社会应该欢迎你回来 真的
should welcome you back, and we do.
你我是同路中人
You and I are exactly the same.
只是你没有选举权
Except you can't vote, ever.
趁我脾气还没变得更糟 金先生 赶紧痛快点告诉我
Just before I get to another level of anger, Mr. King, tell me for giggles...
你怎么知道我坐过牢
-how do you know I went to prison? -It's simple.
-其实很简单 我只是做了点统计分♥析♥ -是这样的
-Statistical analysis is what I do. -Here's the deal:
每三个黑人中就会有一个 进过监狱
One out of three black men will find themselves incarcerated during their lifetime.
-想一下比萨 可以吧 -好
-Imagine a pizza, okay? -Okay.
有那么三片
There are three pieces.
三片黑色的
Three black pieces.
这三片比萨中有一片会在
One of those pieces of pizza will be thrown
某个时刻被扔进牢房♥里去
in jail at some point during it's life.
我跟你说说我的统计分♥析♥
You know what? Let me give you my statistical analysis.
你会去圣昆丁监狱 可以百分之百确定
You going to San Quentin. There's 100 percent chance...
你会成为某人的小婊♥子♥ 会有十年时间一直这样
-that you're gonna be somebody's bitch. -Ten years of this:
你知道是什么吗
You know what that is?
会有一个大屁♥股♥黑人 光顾你苍白的翘臀
A big-ass black man on your pale white ass.
你会说 "不 我受够了 别这样 够了"
"No! I don't want any more! Stop! That's enough."
太晚了 他走之后 下一个家伙又来了
Too late. He done tagged the next guy in.
就像只兔子 而你不想再要他了
That's like a rabbit. You don't want him no more...
因此现在就有别人想劫你色
so now here comes the guy that wants to rub your face.
"我喜欢他的头发" 你都能感受到他的喘息
"I like his hair." He's breathing on you.
太恶心了 不过你猜怎么着
That's disgusting. But guess what?
你可以过十年这种日子
You can look forward to 10 years of it!
要是我集结所有的小婊♥子♥们...
What if I speak to all the bitches and we organize...
成为一个联盟 并立场坚定地 说 "够了"
form a union, and we put our feet down and say, "Enough!"
-我们人数会比他们多 -其实我们没他们多
-There's gotta be more of us than them. -There's not.
你所受的一切都是你应得的 先生 祝你能活下来
You deserve everything you're getting. Good luck on survival, sir.
希望你能管好自己
Better luck on handling yourself!
等等 等等 等等 别走
Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't leave.
求你别走 我会请你帮忙
Don't leave, please. I could use your help.
帮你什么
Help you with what?
帮我别成为别人的婊♥子♥
Help me to not be someone's bitch.
你指望我帮你 我该教你点什么
You expect me to help you? I'm supposed to teach you what?
怎样避免这些
How to prevent this:
-好吧 打住 -你可以训练我
-All right, stop. -You could train me.
你可以做我这奥德赛的雅典娜
You could be the Athena to my Odysseus.
伙计 我都不知道 你说的是啥意思
I don't even know what the fuck that is, man!
我可以花钱请你
I could pay you.
你要什么都满足你
Whatever it takes.
我要三万美金
I need $30,000.
没问题
-Done. -Oh...
好
Okay.
对 嗯
Yup. Yeah.
-很好 -没错
-Fantastic. -All right.
你在干嘛
What are you doing?
我只知道这两个
I only know these two.
你要干什么
What are you trying to do?
-握手 你想跟我握手 -噢 就是普通的
-Shake? You wanna shake my hand? -Oh, regular.
-成交 成交 -很好
-It's a deal. We got a deal. -Excellent.
-谢谢你 达内尔 -早上见 囚徒
-Thank you, Darnell. -I'll see you in the morning, convict.
你在干嘛 那是什么
What are you doing? What is that?
-试着来干这件事 -不
-Trying to do this thing. -No.
-握手 没事的 -好
-Shake. It's fine. -Okay.
金先生 不 我来吧
Mr. King, no. I got that.
-好 没问题 -非常感谢
-All right. No problem. -I appreciate it.
非常感谢
I appreciate it.
好 谢谢你
Yes! Thank you!
谢天谢地
Thank you, Jesus!
我就知道我会有出头之日
I knew it! I knew my day would come.
老子要有房♥子了
I'm getting the house.
老子要有房♥子了
I'm getting the house. Unh!
宝贝 这完全说不通啊
Babe. This does not make any sense.
他干嘛要雇你
Why would he hire you?
-因为他觉得我在牢里呆过 -看 这部分我不明白
-Because he thinks I went to prison, babe. -That's the part I don't get.
你干嘛要告诉他
Why would you tell him that?
我没有把那个告诉他 他自己猜的
I didn't. He assumed that.
-他猜的 -没错
-He assumed it? -Yes!
那你因为什么让他猜你进过监狱
So what reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail?
我是个黑人
I was being black.
-这太可恶了 -我不知道这怎么就可恶了
-This is nuts. -Okay. I don't get what's nuts to you.
三十天内 我们就能拿到钱
In 30 days, we'll have the money,
这房♥子就是我们的 有问题吗
the house will be ours. What is the problem?
问题是 他永远不会相信 你进过监狱
The problem is he is never going to believe that you went to jail.
听着 宝贝 我是你妻子 所以我还是直说吧
Look, babe. I am your wife, so I will put it to you straight.
你完全不像个混混
You are not exactly a thug.
没吃过鸡肉 还没看过鸡跑啊
I don't have to be a thug to portray a thug. Okay?
老实说 我所要做的就是改变我的声音
Honestly, all I gotta do is change my voice,
说话声音低沉一点
talk a little deeper.
这样说话 非常刻板 他就已经认为我是了
Talk like this and be every stereotype he already thinks I am.
现在 我就是个混混了 现在就是
Right now, I'm thugging. This is thugging.
宝贝 这方面你太棒了
You're so good at it, sweetie.
晚安
Have a good night.
-贱♥人♥ 别从我身边走开 -你刚对我说什么
-Bitch! Don't walk away from me! -What the hell did you just say to me?
-老婆 住手 -你脑子有毛病
-Girl, stop. Stop! -What is wrong with you?
那是什么 我爱你 我在入戏
What is that? I love you! I was playing!
-贱♥人♥ -啥
-Bitch. -What?
我什么都没说
-I didn't say nothing! -Oh.
我什么都没说
Man, I didn't say nothing.
你想看《恋恋笔记本》吗
You wanna watch The Notebook?
-我爱你和玛凯拉 -嗯 我也爱你 晚安
-I love you and Makayla. -Yeah, I love you too. Good night.
午夜秀场 主持人吉米·法♥伦♥
这里是马丁·克拉克的语♥音♥邮箱
You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark.
请在提示音后留下信息
Please leave a message after the tone.
嗨 爸爸在吗
Hi, Dad?
我是詹姆斯
It's James.
我想问问调查员那儿有信儿没
Just wondering if there's any word from the investigators.
依然爱你
I still love you.
谢谢你 再见
Thank you. Bye.
我现在听说了你 一件很疯狂的事情
Now, I heard a crazy story about you.
这家伙是詹姆斯·金吗
This guy James King?
我听说你在他被捕的聚会上 还表演来着
And I heard that you played at the party where he got arrested.
对 我不知道我在给个怪物表演
Yeah. I had no idea that I was performing for a monster.
我都不知该怎么解释 怎么能拿那种人的钱
I don't know how to explain what it's like to take money from someone like that.
你真的想把钱还回去...
It makes you wanna give it back to them...
可这样会更糟糕 因为这笔钱就归他了
except that would be worse because then they'd have it.
就是那种无助的感觉下
And it's that whole helpless feeling
我觉得我们的创作被金钱把持...
that I have about our creative process being monetized...
那感觉给了我写这首歌♥的灵感...
and that's what inspired me to write this song...
这首歌♥在今天午夜 就能在iTunes上下载了
which is actually available on iTunes tonight at midnight.
-前提是我还能演奏它的话 -很好
-If I can play it. -Great.
*我没有千里眼
I can't see through walls.
*也没有读心术
And I can't read your mind.
*但如果我能觉察到
But if I did I'd find.
*那个詹姆斯·金是个大坏蛋
That man James King is a great big turd.