土包子游巴黎（1962）

-他看起来很不错。
- HE LOOKS RATHER NICE.
-他可能就是这么做的，整天在电梯附近晃悠。
- THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HE DOES-- HANGS AROUND ELEVATORS ALL THE TIME.
他们给这种人起了个名字，电梯潜伏者。
THEY HAVE A NAME FOR HIS KIND-- ELEVATOR LURKERS.
-别傻了，HARRY。
- OH, DON'T BE SILLY, HARRY.
他是乘客之一。
HE'S ONE OF THE PASSENGERS.
-凯蒂，有时候我真不理解你。
- KATIE, SOMETIMES I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
一个人在你鼻子底下把你女儿捡了起来，你却很镇定。
HERE A FELLOW PICKS UP YOUR DAUGHTER RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE, AND YOU'RE VERY CALM ABOUT IT.
-男孩要见女孩
- WELL, BOYS HAVE TO MEET GIRLS.
这就是整件事的运作方式。
THAT'S THE WAY THE WHOLE THING WORKS.
-也许整件事就是这样，但我不喜欢。
- WELL, MAYBE THAT'S THE WAY THE WHOLE THING WORKS, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
-艾米14岁后你就一直很紧张。
- OH, YOU'VE BEEN A NERVOUS WRECK EVER SINCE AMY TURNED 14.
我觉得她把自己照顾得很好。
AND I THINK SHE TAKES CARE OF HERSELF BEAUTIFULLY.
-你管这叫照顾自己很漂亮?
- YOU CALL THAT TAKING CARE OF HERSELF BEAUTIFULLY?
我们一转身，就有个小幽灵在按♥摩♥她的手臂，艾米抬头看着他，好像他在。-嘘。他们过来。
WE TURN OUR BACKS FOR ONE SPLIT SECOND, AND HERE'S SOME YOUNG SPOOK MASSAGING HER ARM, AND AMY LOOKING UP AT HIM AS IF HE WERE-- - SHH. THEY'RE COMING OVER.
-妈妈，爸爸，我想让你们见见尼克·奥玛拉。
- MOM, DAD, I WANT YOU TO MEET NICK O'MARA.
他要和我们一起上船。
HE'S GOING OVER ON THE SHIP WITH US.
-你好!
- HOW DO YOU DO?
-你好!你好，先生。
- HOW DO YOU DO? HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?
我必须为跟你女儿说话而道歉，但毕竟，船上的不拘礼节是传统，不是吗?
I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR SPEAKING TO YOUR DAUGHTER, BUT AFTER ALL, SHIPBOARD INFORMALITY IS TRADITIONAL, ISN'T IT?
-这是海上的传统，爸爸。
- UH, A TRADITION OF THE SEA, DADDY.
——实际上，我们现在差不多在船上了，你同意吗?
- AND FOR ALL PRACTICAL PURPOSES, WE ARE ALMOST ABOARD SHIP NOW, DON'T YOU AGREE?
-是的，为了一切实际目的。
- YES, FOR ALL PRACTICAL PURPOSES.
——下一个。
- NEXT.
-艾米，能把护照给我吗?
- OH, UH, AMY, COULD I HAVE THE PASSPORT, PLEASE?
-哦,是的。
- OH, YES.
——谢谢。
- THANK YOU.
——艾米。——哦。
- AMY. - OH.
-嗯，家庭护照，嗯?
- UH, FAMILY PASSPORT, HUH?
很好。
FINE.
其他人在哪里?
WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?
-哦，那两个男孩马上就到。
- OH, THE TWO BOYS WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.
-抱歉，你得站到一边去。
- SORRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO STAND ASIDE.
我得把这些面孔与护照相符。
I HAVE TO FIT THE FACES TO THE PASSPORT.
——哦。——下一个。
- OH. - NEXT.
-我很了解乘务长。
- I KNOW THE CHIEF PURSER RATHER WELL.
有什么我能帮忙的-能帮我拿一下吗?
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO-- - YEAH, WOULD YOU HOLD THIS?
我去看看能不能找到那两张失踪的脸。
I'LL GO AND SEE IF I CAN FIND THE TWO MISSING FACES.
妈妈，你和艾米留在这里，好吗?
AND, MOTHER, YOU AND AMY STAY HERE, PLEASE?
-我去找事务长。
- UH, I'LL GO LOOK FOR THE PURSER.
——艾略特。等一下。
- ELLIOTT. WAIT A MINUTE.
你找到他了吗?——没有。
DID YOU FIND HIM? - NO.
-看，护照柜台就在楼梯的最上面。
- NOW, LOOK, THE PASSPORT DESK IS RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THOSE STAIRS.
你妈妈和艾米在上面。
YOUR MOTHER AND AMY ARE UP THERE.
现在你上去加入他们吧。和呆在那里。
NOW YOU GO UP AND JOIN THEM. AND STAY THERE.
——好的。——好的。
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
队长。
SKIPPER.
船长，快下来。
SKIPPER, GET OFF OF THERE.
——嗨,流行。错什么了?
- HI, POP. ANYTHING WRONG?
——不,不。-就在这里。
- NO, NO. - I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
嘿!-等等，等等，等等!
HEY! - WAIT, WAIT, HOLD IT!
等等,哇。-嘿，这太棒了。
WAIT, WHOA. - HEY, THIS IS NEAT.
-是啊，你等一下，那是-我们得按规矩来
- WELL, YEAH, YOU JUST HANG ON, THAT'S-- - WE'VE GOT TO DO IT BY THE RULES.
-规章制度。我只看到——
- RULES AND REGULATIONS. I ONLY SEE--
-是4和5。
- THAT'S FOUR AND FIVE.
所有人都在场，都有记录，对吗?
ALL FACES PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, CORRECT?
——好的。
- OKAY.
威拉德太太。
MRS. WILLARD.
——谢谢。
- THANK YOU.
-很好的开始，爸爸。
- GREAT START, POP.
——哎呦。
- WHOOPS.
对不起。
SORRY.
-哈里，你这个老流氓。——好。
- HARRY, YOU OLD RASCAL. - WELL.
-我不知道我的女婿会不会出现。
- I WONDERED IF MY SON-IN-LAW WAS EVER GOING TO SHOW UP.
-你好吗，比德韦尔先生，霍勒斯，我是说，爸爸?
- HOW ARE YOU, MR. BIDWELL-- UH, HORACE-- I MEAN, DAD?
-你觉得怎么样?
- WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, HUH?
你不会以为我会让我的小女儿不参加派对就去巴黎吧?
YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO LET MY LITTLE DAUGHTER GO OFF TO PARIS WITHOUT A PARTY, DID YOU?
-不，不，我想在我内心深处，我没有。
- NO, NO, I GUESS DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART, I DIDN'T.
-我刚告诉她妈妈，我会召集凯蒂以前的同学，六个左右她以前的追求者，让凯蒂知道我们没有忘记她。
- I JUST TOLD HER MOTHER I'LL GATHER UP SOME OF KATIE'S OLD SCHOOL CHUMS, A HALF A DOZEN OR SO OF HER OLD SUITORS, AND WE'LL LET KATIE KNOW WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN HER.
-你真是太好了，爸爸我是说比德威尔先生。
- WELL, IT'S-- IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, DAD-- HO-HO-HORACE-- I MEAN, MR. BIDWELL.
-你知道吗，HARRY，我想我们都不会原谅你，因为你偷了我们的女儿，还带她去了，呃，特雷豪特或者别的什么地方。
- YOU KNOW, HARRY, I GUESS NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR STEALING OUR LITTLE GIRL AND TAKING HER OUT TO THAT, UH, TERRE HAUTE OR WHATEVER IT IS OUT THERE.
-是TERRE HAUTE，长官
- IT'S, UH, TERRE HAUTE, SIR.
而且还不算太糟。
AND IT REALLY ISN'T TOO BAD.
我们现在已经把印第安人控制得很好了。
WE, UH, HAVE THE INDIANS PRETTY WELL UNDER CONTROL BY NOW.
我们还有电视。
AND WE HAVE TELEVISION.
我们偶尔会去芝加哥过周末，所以…——芝加哥。
AND WE GET UP TO CHICAGO FOR A WEEKEND NOW AND THEN, SO, UH... - CHICAGO.
好吧,为什么不呢?
WELL, WHY NOT?
——哦。
- OH.
-凯瑟琳真是个好女孩
- GREAT GIRL, THAT KATHERINE.
-是啊，她是个好女孩。
- YEAH, SHE'S A GREAT GIRL, ALL RIGHT.
-你认识她很久了吗?
- HAVE YOU KNOWN HER LONG?
-几年了。
- UH, A FEW YEARS.
-凯瑟琳第一次约会我就带她去了
- I TOOK KATHERINE ON HER VERY FIRST DATE.
你相信吗?-你相信吗?
DO YOU BELIEVE IT? - WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
我自己也和凯瑟琳有过几次约会。
I'VE HAD A FEW DATES WITH KATHERINE MYSELF.
凯瑟琳从来都不是一个说得天花乱坠的美人，但她还是很漂亮的。
- KATHERINE WAS NEVER A RAVING BEAUTY, BY ANY MEANS, BUT SHE WAS HANDSOME.
没错，凯瑟琳就是这个词，帅。
YES, UH, THAT'S THE WORD FOR KATHERINE--HANDSOME.
-我觉得她很漂亮。
- I'D SAY SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL.
-你不是波士顿人，对吧?
- YOU'RE NOT FROM BOSTON, ARE YOU?
-不，不，我没有
- NO, NO, I'M NOT.
-我还以为从没见过你呢。
- I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEEN YOU AROUND.
-我叫威拉德。哈里威拉德。
- MY NAME'S WILLARD. HARRY WILLARD.
-真的吗?
- YOU DON'T SAY.
-威拉德?
- WILLARD?
原来是你!
SO YOU'RE THE ONE!
-是的，就是我
- YES, I'M THE ONE.
——好。
- WELL.
好。
WELL.
-梅维斯，别告诉我你不知道。
- MAVIS, DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
她嫁给了西部的水管工或管道承包商之类的人。
SHE MARRIED A PLUMBER OR A PLUMBING CONTRACTOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUT WEST.
-你能想象吗?
- OH, CAN YOU IMAGINE?
像她那样的女孩，她的教育和背景。
A GIRL LIKE THAT WITH HER EDUCATION AND BACKGROUND.
我愿意做任何事来知道到底发生了什么。
OH, I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
-真的吗?
- WOULD YOU REALLY?
我很想告诉你，因为我正好知道整个故事。
WELL, I'D JUST LOVE TO TELL YOU, BECAUSE I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
——你会怎么做?-是的，我喜欢。
- YOU DO? - YES, I DO.
事实上，有一年夏天，凯瑟琳去特雷豪特拜访她的大学朋友哈里特·费德林。
ACTUALLY, IT SEEMS THAT ONE SUMMER KATHERINE WENT OUT TO THIS TERRE HAUTE PLACE TO VISIT A COLLEGE FRIEND OF HERS, HARRIET FEDLING.
这个叫威拉德的家伙，他是做水管的。
AND THIS WILLARD FELLOW, WELL, HE'S IN PLUMBING, YOU KNOW.
-是的，我们知道。
- YES, WE KNOW.
-你知道的。
- OH, YOU KNOW THAT.
总之，他在费德林家遇到了凯瑟琳，然后，他就像砖头一样爱上了她。
WELL, ANYWAY HE MET KATHERINE AT THE FEDLING HOME, AND, UH, WELL, HE JUST FELL FOR HER LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
但她看不见他，因为灰尘。
BUT SHE COULDN'T SEE HIM FOR DUST.
有天晚上他们要做香肠烤，你知道他们是怎么做的吗?
WELL, ONE EVENING THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE WIENER ROASTS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO?
我想像特雷豪特这样的地方没什么可做的。
I GUESS THERE JUST ISN'T TOO MUCH TO DO AROUND A PLACE LIKE TERRE HAUTE.
他终于说服凯瑟琳和他一起去了。
AND HE FINALLY MANAGED TO TALK KATHERINE INTO GOING WITH HIM.
当然，凯瑟琳叫它烤腊肠，他也叫它烤腊肠。
WELL, OF COURSE, KATHERINE CALLED IT A WIENER ROAST, AND HE CALLED IT A WIENIE ROAST.
他们为此大吵了一架，为了让她闭嘴，我吻了她，她也吻了我，我们就结婚了。
WELL, THEY GOT INTO A BIG ARGUMENT ABOUT THAT, AND, UH, SO TO SHUT HER UP, I KISSED HER, AND SHE KISSED ME BACK, AND WE GOT MARRIED.
这就是整个故事的梗概。
THAT'S ABOUT THE WHOLE STORY IN A NUTSHELL.
欢呼。
CHEERS.
——哎呀!
- WHOOPS!
对不起。
SORRY.
哎呀!哈哈,对不起。
WHOOPS! HA HA, SORRY.
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——流行!
- POP!
我不知道你在做什么，但这看起来很傻。
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BUT IT LOOKS VERY SILLY.
-艾略特，你一个人坐在这里干什么?
- WELL, ELLIOTT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING OUT HERE ALL BY YOURSELF?
里面没什么问题。-别担心我。
NOTHING WRONG IN THERE. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
回你的派对去吧。饮料。
GO BACK TO YOUR PARTY. DRINK.
很高兴。
BE HAPPY.
我会没事的。
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
-得了吧，艾略特
- OH, COME ON, NOW, ELLIOTT.