此片灵感来源于真实事件
时光旅行者被困 需要钱买♥♥钚
全家被忍♥者暗♥杀♥了 需要钱学空手道
你要像自♥由♥女神一样一直杵在这里吗
Are you going to stand out there, like a Statue of Liberty?
来吧 我需要你的帮忙 帮我一下
Come on, I need your help. I need a hand.
快点
Quick.
别太近了 好吗 他可能会咬你
Not too close, okay? He may bite you.
欢迎来到我的天堂 哈
Welcome to my paradise, huh?
是啊 哦 你的
Yes, oh, your...
对你家的事我感到很抱歉
I'm so sorry about your family.
我不能教你忍♥术或是空手道
I cannot help you with ninjas or karate.
但是你猜怎么着 你知道吗
But guess what? You know what?
我能给你一份工作 来吧 帮我一下
I can give you a job. Come on, help me with this.
来吧
Come on.
慢点 慢点 慢点 慢点
Slowly, slowly, slowly. Slowly!
别担心 忍♥者 你在这里很安全
Don't worry, ninja man, you are safe here.
你现在要见见我的朋友了
You will now meet my friend,
莱斯特 格林先生
Mr. Lester Green,
一场商店里的抢劫的受害者
a victim of robbery in a grocery store.
他为他的妻子挡了一发子弹 救了他的妻子
He took bullet for his wife. He saved his wife.
我要给他换一张帅气的面孔
And I have to give him beautiful face.
我不能让他像一个怪物一样去见上帝 不行
I cannot send him to paradise as a monster. No!
我要换了这张脸 我要给他一张漂亮的面孔
I have to change this. I have to give him beautiful face.
好吧 我要这么做的
Yeah, I will do that.
给他换一张加里格兰特或是詹姆斯迪恩的脸
The face of Cary Grant or James Dean.
这才是他需要的
That's what he needs.
你觉得呢 啊
What do you think? Hmm?
-行吗 -嗯
- Yes? - Mm-hmm.
别害怕 小忍♥者
Don't be scared, ninja man.
我需要你的帮助 给我递一下中间的那个
I need your help. Pass me the-the middle one.
对 来吧
Yes. Come on.
来吧
Come on.
帮我把那个小碟子给我 谢谢
Pass me this little dish there. Come on.
好了 就放这
Yes. Right here.
好了
Okay.
请把这个放回去
Please put this back.
我们爱你 莱斯特先生
We love you, Mr. Lester.
当你到达天堂之后 请跟我们说一声
When you arrive in paradise, please send us a little message.
给个小小的提示
A little message.
你喜欢金子吗
You like the gold?
是啊 很漂亮的 对吧 这是真的 纯金
Yeah, it's beautiful, is it? It's real, pure gold.
我收集一些人类的残骸碎片
I collect all these human pieces.
然后 你猜怎么着 每隔六个月
And then, guess what? Every six months,
公♥司♥就会来 取走 然后这就很悲剧了
company show up, pick up, and-and it's a tragedy,
因为他们会把它们都扔掉
because they throw away.
但是你猜又怎么着 我有一个小秘密
But guess what? I have a little secret.
是的 我有
Yeah, I do.
我也藏了一些 所以
I have some stashed too as well, so...
但是无论如何 先把这个放下 拜托
Yeah. But anyway, put this away. Come on.
我们得继续工作 来吧
We have to go back to work. Come on.
闭上你的眼睛
Close your eyes.
你不闭上眼睛的话是没有用的
It doesn't work when you don't close your eyes.
心灵 肉体 精神
Mind, body, spirit.
我把上帝耶稣,人类之王的面孔赐予你
I give you face of Jesus, King of Man.
你觉得怎么样
What do you think about that?
看起来还不错 对吧 就这样 哇哦
Looks good, huh? Here you go. Wow.
听着 我每天都能在桥上看到你 举着一个大牌子
Look. I see you every day on the bridge, and with big sign,
然后我 我
and then I-I...
你知道的 说实话 我很同情你
You know, to be honest with you, I'm sorry.
我对你的不幸深感抱歉 这让我很伤心 你知道吗
I'm sorry for you. It makes me so sad, you know?
你猜怎么着 我今天给你一份工作
Guess what? I give you work today.
今晚做一点工作怎么样
What about a little work tonight?
我会给你付钱 你就有钱买♥♥一杯热可可什么的了
I pay you, and you have a little money for a little cocoa or something hot.
好吗 好的 我知道你不会说话
Yes? Okay, I know you're mute.
没事的 别担心
It's okay, don't worry about it.
我们还要搬三具尸体呢 好吗
We have to move three more bodies, okay?
下一个很残忍♥
The next one is very brutal.
哦 伙计 有人把他从树上推下去了
Oh, man! Somebody push him from tree.
他是个 他是个侏儒 很小的人
He's a... he's a midget, tiny little thing.
为了他的葬礼 我们得给他弄点特别的 好吗
We have to do something special for him for funeral, okay?
他可以变成马龙白兰度 或是吐派克夏库尔
He can be Marlon Brando or Tupac Shakur.
或是其他别的人 到时候再说 好吗
Or something different. We'll see. Okay?
看 我要在这里创作 对吧
See, I have to create something here. Yes?
我知道明天你就会说话了
I know tomorrow you'll be talking.
我已经猜到了
I know that already.
嘿 你穿着件溅上了血的衬衫 拿着这个
Hey. You have bloody t-shirt. Take this one.
我还给你买♥♥了一个无檐便帽和一件夹克 拿着吧
I brought you also a beanie and jacket. Here you go.
把自己清理干净点 你看起来像一个无家可归的人
Clean up yourself, you look like homeless person.
拜托了
Come on.
我来给你点工资
Let me give you pay here.
你自己赚到的 给你
You earn it. Here.
要我送你回家吗
Do you need a ride home?
你有地方住吗
Do you have a place to stay?
你家人怎么样 啊
How is your family? Huh?
好吧 晚安
Okay, have a nice one.
我犯下了一些过错
? I've made a few mistakes ?
今年
? This year ?
见见我 好吗
? Meet me, please ?
在灯火通明的地方
? Where the lights are bright ?
我要让一切恢复正轨
? I'll make things right ?
我一直是个坏人
? I've been bad ?
我有一个很好的借口
? I've got a good excuse ?
我不认为
? I don't think ?
你会想起我
? You think of me at all ?
但是圣诞节的时候我会来到这里
? But Christmas I'll be there ?
我一直是个坏人
? I've been bad ?
我有一个很好的借口
? I've got a good excuse ?
在那里等着我
? Meet me there ?
在大树底下
? Underneath the tree ?
我们会在那里找到我们的记忆
? We'll find our memories there ?
我们会在那里找到我们的记忆
? We'll find our memories there. ?
黄金 我听说涨了
Gold? I heard it's going up.
我把我的卖♥♥掉了
I sold mine!
你好 你好
Hello... hello.
你 你好 嗨
He-he-hello. Hi.
嘿 嘿 我是那天晚上那个人
Hey, hey, it's me from the... from the other night.
我忘记了
I... I forgot...
我落下了我的包
I forgot my-my bag. Um...
我那个黑色的 我的小包 是黑色的 而且
My black... my little bag. It's a black thing. And, uh...
也许我能
and then maybe I can...
我能帮你吗
Can I... I can... can I help you? I...
你能帮我 你能给我一份工作吗
Can you help... Can you give me a job?
我没有危险 我只是
I'm not dangerous. I-I'm just... I...
我只是这段时间比较绝望
I'm just hopeless at this-at this time.
如果您能允许我帮助您的话 我会干一个小时 免费的
If you just let me help you, I'll work for an hour. I'll work for free.
如果您不喜欢我做的
And if you don't like what I do,
我会自己滚出去 不再跟您联♥系♥
I'll get the hell out and I'll fucking split.
但要是你喜欢的话 能不能给我一份小工作
But if you do like it, maybe you can give me a little job.
像您之前说的 好吗
Like you say, right?
哦 玛丽莎 都过去了
Oh, Marisa... It's all in the past.
我们能行的
We got this.
哇
Whoa!
你打不过我的 你打不过我的 知道吗
You cannot break me. You cannot break me. Okay?
-你是谁啊 -是我 那天晚上的那个人
- Who are you?! - It's me, from the other night.
那天晚上 你记得吗
From the other night. The... the... Remember?
-忍♥者 小忍♥者 -是的 对
- Ninja. Ninja man. - Yeah. Yeah.
你说话了 你会说话啊
You can talk. You can talk.
你的胡子呢 你的胡子怎么了
So where is your beard? What happened to your beard?
你没胡子了 刮掉了 看起来不错
You don't have it. You shave it. You look better.
-所以什么风把你给吹来了 -是这样的 我落下了我的包
- So what brings you here to my office? - Well, I forgot my-my bag.
-什么颜色的 -黑色的 小包
- What color? - It's black. Small bag.
-黑色 你确定是黑色吗 -是的 是黑色
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