化学课（2023）

她来了
She's here.
(舞台入口)
嘿 女士们 抱歉 今天观众满座
Hey, ladies. I'm sorry. The audience is full for today.
请明天再来
Please come back tomorrow.
用哪个烤盘 - 左边的比较耐热
Baking dish? - The left holds more heat.
两分钟后直播 请你坐在椅子上
Live in two. I need you in the chair.
你有准备食盐吗
Did you get the sodium chloride?
当然有 - 罗马或圣马札诺番茄
Of course. - Roma or San Marzano?
罗马番茄 谢谢你 詹姆斯
Roma. Thank you, James.
你从没回答我的问题
You never answered my question
关于普瑞斯托的赞助事宜 我知道你的感受
about the Presto sponsorship. And I know how you feel about--
我一开场就会介绍 沃特
I will start the show with it, Walter.
真的吗 你不是说说而已
Really? You're not just saying that?
老天 谢谢你
Oh, good Lord. Thank you.
罐头在料理台上
Cans are on the counter.
别忘了随时面带微笑 主持顺利 再见
Don't forget to smile from time to time. Have a great show. Bye.
她要哪种盐 - 不含碘的 我选了犹太盐
What kind of salt did she want? - Uniodized. I went with kosher.
一切必须完美 商标要露出来
It's all gotta be perfect. Labels out.
全都写在提词卡里
It's all in the cue cards.
沃特 别担心 - 她没问题的
Don't worry, Walter. - She's got it.
欢迎 女士们 节目即将开始
Welcome, ladies. The show's about to start.
露出大大的笑容 要活泼 快乐
Big smiles. Energy. Happy.
所有的人都要活泼 大大的笑容
Energy. Big smiles. All of you.
开拍
And rolling.
五秒后现场直播 四 三...
We're live in five, four, three...
欢迎收看 观众们
Welcome, viewers.
我是伊莉莎白佐特 这是《6点晚餐》
My name is Elizabeth Zott, and this is Supper at Six.
看见这个了吗
See this?
普瑞斯托浓汤 烹饪迅速 立等可食
Presto Soups. Cooks so quick, it's done in a presto.
这句是我写的 - 真的很省时间
That's my line. - It is a real time-saver.
因为里面全是化学物质 对身体不好
And that's because it's full of chemicals. And not the good kind.
但的确会有惊喜
There will be a surprise indeed.
喂你亲爱的人喝得够多 他们就会死光光
Feed enough of it to your loved ones, and they'll die off,
替你省下很多时间
saving you tons of time
因为你从此再也不必喂饱他们
because you won't have to feed them anymore.
今天我们要做粉丝最爱的肉酱千层面
Today we will be making a fan-favorite, lasagna,
但我们要测试一个新变数
but we will be testing a new variable.
照顾亲爱的人很花功夫
Caring for loved ones takes work.
非常花功夫
Real work.
不同意的人绝对没有
Anyone who tells you differently does not cook dinner
每晚替一家五口做晚餐
for a family of five every night.
所以我们来做丰盛的晚餐 美味的晚餐
So let's make something hearty. Let's make something delicious.
能养活全家的晚餐
Let's make something that keeps our family alive
还能留下一整周的剩菜
and gives us leftovers for a week.
我们开始吧
Let's get started, shall we?
(根据邦妮嘉姆斯的著作改编)
化学课
第一季第一集
(七年前)
(哈斯汀小姐 提名你的最佳女郎)
佐特小姐
Miss Zott?
早上好 佛拉斯克小姐
Good morning, Miss Frask.
我希望你会参加哈斯汀小姐选美比赛
I hope you'll sign up for the Little Miss Hastings Pageant.
你们的实验室秘书一职空了出来
You know, your lab is in between secretaries,
而且你的同事们真的需要一位佳丽
and your fellas really could use a contestant.
我不是秘书
I am not a secretary.
实验室技师也能参赛
Well, you know, lab techs can participate too.
女性后勤人员都有资格
It's any female support staff.
谢谢 但我觉得选美不好玩
Thank you, but pageants are not my idea of fun.
那什么才好玩
What is?
其实 最近我迷上古菌
Well, I have recently become fascinated by archaebacteria,
它们的细胞膜是醚键磷脂
whose cell membranes are ether-link foster lipids as opposed to bacteria,
细菌的细胞膜则是酯键磷脂
whose cell membrane are ester-link foster lipids.
我也喜欢烹饪
I also like to cook.
若你改变心意就跟我说
Let me know if you change your mind.
我不会改变的 但谢了
I won't, but thank you.
若你不介意
Now, if you don't mind,
在那群化学家来之前 我得整理很多东西
I have a lot to clean up before the chemists arrive.
那我写你“可能”会参加
I'm gonna put you down as a "maybe."
别打扰我
I'm not to be disturbed!
伊凡斯博士 我是唐纳提博士
Dr. Evans? It's Dr. Donatti.
稍等
One minute.
你没穿衣服
You're not dressed.
在某些文化中 我这算穿得太多
Well, in some cultures, I would be considered overdressed.
你又没出席这个月的董事会议
You missed our monthly board meeting again.
因为我一直努力工作
Because I've been hard at work.
所有人都在焦急等待你的研究结果
Everyone is anxiously awaiting your results.
那所有人就得继续等
And everyone will have to wait.
你会准备好递交计划书
You will be ready to submit your proposal
申请兰森基金会的经费 对吧
for the Remsen Foundation grant, right?
因为那些经费是这里的支柱
Because those grants keep the lights on around here.
我认为有些柱子拔掉会比较好
I can think of a few lights that would be best left off.
现在请你跟你的脚离我远一点
Now, if you and your foot will please excuse me.
你知道我是你的老板 对吧
You do understand that I'm your boss, right?
开除我啊
Fire me.
(请勿进入)
(请勿逗留)
亲爱的 能替我清理桌面吗
Honey, can you clean this up for me?
然后把我要的那些烧杯拿给我
And bring me those beakers I asked for?
甜心 我要再喝一杯咖啡
And, sweetheart, I could use another cup of joe
等你忙完就替我煮一杯
when you're done with that.
你得等几分钟 你也可以去自助餐厅买♥♥
It'll be a few minutes. You could go to the cafeteria.
但那不是你的特制烧杯现煮咖啡
But it's not your special beaker brew.
佐特 - 鲍尔斯博士 什么事
Zott? - Yes, Dr. Powers?
我已经测试过三次 我错过了什么
I've run it three times. What am I missing?
你没把羰基转换成亚胺基
You're not seeing conversion of the carbonyl group into an imine group.
对 我只是...
Right, I just--
你忘了酸催化剂
You forgot the acid catalyst.
谢谢 我懂了
Thanks. I got it.
先生们 见鬼了吧
Gentlemen, can you believe this shit?
(科学人)
我不懂
I don't get it.
伊凡斯是哪里比我们强
What does Evans have that any of us don't have?
他一定能拿诺贝尔奖
He's a shoo-in for the Nobel.
(咖啡)
诺贝尔奖被过誉了
The Nobel Prize is overrated.
上面写 “凯文伊凡斯是化学界的理查德费曼”
It says, "Calvin Evans is the Richard Feynman of chemistry."
这不是他囤积我们所有物资的理由
Doesn't give him an excuse to hoard all our supplies.
一个人需要多少核糖
How much ribose does one guy need?
伊凡斯最好小心点
Well, Evans better watch his back
因为少年仔波瑞维兹今年要抢他的经费
because young Boryweitz is coming for his grant this year.
小子 祝好运
Good luck with that, buddy.
看起来像是抄袭沃克兰的研究
Looks like it's a rip-off of Vauquelin's research.
我把他的研究当成基础 - 对 向他致敬
I'm building on his work. - An homage.
从1806年起
From 1806.
说真的 我觉得你赢得
Hand to God, you got a better chance of winning
哈斯汀小姐选美比赛的几率较高
the Little Miss Hastings Pageant.
没错 - 除非
Right. - Well, that is unless
佐特决定参赛 伙计们 对吧 - 对啊 亲爱的 好吗
Zott here decides to enter. Huh, boys? - Come on, sweetie.
我说错话了吗
Was it something I said?
(兰森基金会经费申请表)
(先生 头衔)
(机构地址 永久地址)
(伊莉莎白小姐)
我跟罗伯特说... - 法兰现在叫他罗伯特
So I said to Robert-- - Fran now calls him Robert.
我跟唐纳提博士说
I said to Dr. Donatti that, you know,
这场选美比赛需要高贵典雅 光鲜亮丽又热闹非凡
this pageant needs to be sophisticated, needs to be elevated. It needs pizzazz.
最需要有畅饮酒吧
What it needs is an open bar.
我又不会创造奇迹 - 会 你会
I'm not a miracle worker. - Yes, you are.
其实呢 我或许会
Well, you know what? I might be.
因为 我要很兴奋地说他同意
Because, I'm excited to say that he agreed
先举♥行♥晚礼服环节
to an evening gown category,
再举♥行♥才艺与泳装环节 还有现金大奖
before talent and swimsuit, and a cash prize.
伊凡斯博士每天都买♥♥一袋坚果
Every day. Dr. Evans and his bag of nuts.
哪个男人光吃这些就饱了
How can any man survive on that?
而且他还跑步
And he runs.
跑去哪里
Runs where?