9号秘事

I hope I don't get the ketamine again,
那几天我的屎特别硬
it gave me really hard poos.
你确定"硬"不是因为吃了伟哥吗
Are you sure it wasn't Viagra?
*周六*
*Saturday*
你如果不愿意的话可以不吃
*周六晚上 周六*
*Saturday night, Saturday*
*周六 周六*
*..Urday, Saturday*
*周六晚上 周六晚上*
*Saturday night, Saturday night*
*周六 周六*
*Saturday, Saturday*
*周六晚上 周六晚上*
*Saturday night, Saturday night*
*周六*
*Saturday*
*周六*
*Saturday*
*周六晚上 周六晚上*
*Saturday night, Saturday night*
*周六 周六晚上*
*Saturday, Saturday night...*
歌♥词唱来唱去就这么一句 不是吗
Bit limited, these lyrics, aren't they?
*周六*
*Saturday... *
你还好吗 兄弟
You all right, mate?
没事 我拉裤子里了 我拿了泻药
Yeah, yeah. I'm shitting myself I got the laxative.
我绝对不会帮你换尿布
Well, I'm ain't changing your nappy!
*周六 周六*
*Saturday, Saturday*
*周六晚上*
*Saturday night...*
我们得多拿点酒来
Right, we need more drinks!
*周六 周六*
*Saturday, Saturday*
天呐 他真是反复无常Jesus, he blows hot and cold.
那你喜欢多"长"的
And which way do you blow?
反正不是你的
Not yours!
*周六 周六晚上*
*Saturday, Saturday night*
*周六晚上*
*Saturday night*
*周六 周六*
*Saturday, Saturday*
*周六晚上 周六晚上*
*Saturday night, Saturday night*
你要唱歌♥吗
*周六 周六*
*Saturday, Saturday*
我吗 我不唱
你要唱吗
*周六晚上 周六晚上*
*Saturday night, Saturday night*
当然啦 你等着瞧吧
终于完了
Thank God for that!
我这一身汗味臭死了
I smell like a meat pie.
下一个谁来 康妮
So, who's next, then? Connie?
不了 我对旋律如同聋子 无意冒犯 珍妮特
No, not me, I'm tone deaf. No offence, Janet.
不好意思 你说什么了吗
Sorry? Did you say something?
没有
No.
你看到了吗
Have you seen this?
她粘着他不放 跟快餐上罩着的保鲜膜似的
She's all over him like clingfilm on a buffet.
她不过就是放松一下而已
Oh, she's just letting her hair down.
我知道她有残疾 但我看不惯她
I know she's disabled and everything, but I can't stand her.
-为什么 -她知道大家很同情她
- Why? - Well, she knows that everyone feels sorry for her
就利用这一点
and she uses it.
你觉得她怎么拿到的助理职位
How do you think she got that PA job?
我的确很惊讶被选中的不是你 康妮
I was surprised it wasn't you, Connie.
不 我不是这个意思
No, I'm not saying that,
但这事很值得玩味 不是吗
but...it's interesting, innit?
她短期内肯定不会被开除的
I bet she's not being laid off any time soon.
谁要被开除 你们听说了什么
Who's being laid off? What have you heard?
什么都没有 不要偷听别人说话
Nothing! This is a private conversation.
-我们只是随便聊聊 -对啊
- We're just having a bit of craic. - Yeah.
别鬼鬼祟祟地多管闲事 格雷格
Don't go poking your nose into other people's craics, Greg.
各位 来吧
OK, peeps, let's do this.
学学白人怎么说唱
Let's learn how to rap like a white man.
*你活着全靠救济*
*You got soul on the dole*
*各路目光请向我聚集*
*Hey everybody, take a look at me*
*我在街头混得风生水起*
*I've got street credibility... *
并没有
No, you haven't!
*虽然我还没工作*
*I may not have a job but...*
*我说DHSS*
*I said a DHSS*
*这节奏竟然无懈可击*
*And the rhythm that they're giving is the very best*
你知道消息吗
我觉得他还没做出最终决定
但是确定会开除人对吗
我只听小道消息传过
是看销♥售♥业绩吗
我今年业绩不太好
我真的不知道
*干着朝九晚五的工作 才像是死了一样*
*You're more dead than alive in a 9-5*
-*可他们说你必须* -*"找工作去"*
- *Then they say you've got to go, and* - *"Get yourself a job!"*
*否则就给我滚出去*
*Or get out of this house!*
-*找工作去* -*你是人还是老鼠*
- *Get yourself a job * - *Are you a man or a mouse?*
*捂着耳朵 装作什么都听不到*
*A finger in each ear you pretend not to hear*
*你要离开这里 出去透透气*
*You gotta get some space, get outta this place
*你给我听好 我是个男人*
*Wham bam, I am a man*
*无论是否工作 这点你不能否认*
*Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not...*
那是杜安的手♥机♥ 你在干什么
That's Duane's phone! What you doing?
*别荒废时光 任自己腐烂*
*Don't stand there and rot*
*街上 车里 地铁中*
*In the streets, in the cars in the underground*
*你若用心倾听 便能听到那声音*
*If you listen real hard you can hear the sound*
*千白万人一心只挂念工作*
*A million people switching off for work*
*听着 俗人先生 你是个混♥蛋♥*
*Well, listen, Mr. Average you're a jerk*
-*不是我* -*你无法拖垮我*
- *Not me!* - *You can't hold me down*
-*不是我* -*我要四处闲荡*
- *Not me!* - *I'm gonna fool around*
*只为自己着想一定很好玩*
*Gonna have some fun look out for number one*
*你来自掘坟墓 我会永葆年轻*
*You can dig your grave I'm staying young*
我帮你拿吧
Let me get that for you!
*有没有工作你都否定不了我*
*Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not*
*你是否爱你的工作*
*Do you enjoy what you do*
酒来了 谢谢你 罗杰
Shots! Thanks, Rog!
*不爱就赶快停下*
*If not, then stop*
*别荒废时光*
*Don't stand there...*
加油 格雷格
Go on, Greg!
*你若是酒鬼 或花♥花♥公♥子♥*
*If you're a pub man or a club man*
*也许是养白猫的黑人*
*Maybe a jet black guy with white cool cat...*
我不行 这太快了
Oh, I can't do it, it's too fast!
这又不是比赛
It's not a competition!
*充分利用每一天*
*Make the most of every day*
*别让低潮阻挡你前进*
*Don't let hard times stand in your way*
*吼出来 不在乎*
*Give a wham, give a damn*
*别在乎 因为利益集团会付出代价*
*But don't give a damn cos the benefit gang are gonna pay*
*现在高举双手 触摸灵魂*
*Now, reach up high and touch your soul*
*威猛乐队的男孩会帮你实现目标*
*The boys from Wham will help you reach that goal*
-*这会让你妈心碎* -*太悲伤*
- *It's gonna break your Momma's heart* - *So sad!*
-*这会让你♥爸♥心碎* -*太糟糕*
- *It's gonna break your Daddy's heart!* - *Too bad!*
*但你会抛掷筛子 听取我的建议*
*But you'll throw the dice and take my advice*
*我知道你很聪明*
*Cos I know that you're smart*
-*你能理解这玩意儿吗* -*能*
- *Can you dig this thing?* - *Yeah!*
-*你会跟着音乐疯狂吗* -*会*
- *Are you gonna get down?* - *Yeah!*
-*说哇* -*哇*[威猛]
- *Say Wham* - *Wham!*
-*说砰* -*砰*
- *Say bam...* - *Bam!*
*哇 砰 我是男子汉*
*Wham bam, I am a man*
杜安
我很喜欢你 你喜欢我吗
为我唱首歌♥ 让我明白你的心意
*有没有工作你都否定不了我*
*Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not*
*你是否爱你的工作*
*Do you enjoy what you do*
*不爱就赶快停下*
*If not, just stop*
*别荒废时光*
*Don't stand there and*
*哇 砰 我是男子汉*
*Wham bam, I am a man*
*有没有工作你都否定不了我*
*Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not*
*你是否爱你的工作*
*Do you enjoy what you do*
*不爱就赶快停下*
*If not, just stop*
*别荒废时光 任自己腐烂*
*Don't stand there and rot*
谢谢
Thank you!
谢谢大家
Thank you!
好的 接下来谁唱
Right, who's next?
我
Me!
这是我的派对 我要嗨起来
It's my party and I want some rock!
那我去多拿点啤酒
I'll... I'll get some more beer.
我来帮你点歌♥ 罗杰
Let me help you with that, Rog...
-不用 不用 -不用我告诉你
- No... No, no, no. - Do you want me to show you
怎么弄之类的吗
how it works or something?
不用 我知道怎么弄