谎言屋（2012）
House of Lies S05E03
Part 5
June 22, 2021, 4:52 p.m.
呃 所以显然在那种情况下
你最不想当一个机关武僧了
uh, so obviously, in that scenario, the last thing you want to be is a warforged monk.
好的
Okay.
我想那有道理吧
I guess that makes sense.
是吗?
Does it?
是啊? 所以那...
Yeah? So does that...
是啊
Yeah.
好 所以那是...那就是你想要的?
All right, so that's... that's what you're after?
是啊 很有帮助
I mean, yeah, it's helpful.
饺子很好吃
是啊
The dumplings are great. Yeah.
你不会想到它们能好吃 不过那....
I-I mean, you wouldn't think they'd travel, but... THAT'S....
说实话 它们就像...神奇饺子什麽的
Honestly, they're... It's like magic dumplings or something.
是啊 好了
Yeah. Okay.
我觉得 我觉得咱都知道我要问你什麽了
I think, I think we both know what I'm about to ask you,
而且 我想要你知道...
好 等等
and, uh, I just, I wanted you to know...
Okay, wait.
这是为了我搞砸神秘咒语那次吗?
Is this about my arcane spell failure?
什麽? 不 呃 不
因为我...
What? No. Uh, no.
'Cause I...
不 那...那很糟糕 但不是的 不是为了这事
No, that was, that was bad, but no, that's not what this is about.
好 我...
是...
Okay, I...
It's, um...
听著 我觉得...
Look, I-I think, uh...
好吧 我差得远
Well, am I way off,
或者...或者你会考虑 可能 我不知道...
or-or do you think you might consider maybe, I don't know, um...
跟我约会?
going out with me?
这好初中啊
That's so junior high.
不 我是说...
等等 别羞愧
No, I-I mean... Wait. No shame spiral.
我没说我不喜欢你
I didn't say that I wasn't into you.
其实我挺喜欢你的
I am, actually, kind of into you.
所以 行啊 我可以跟你约会
So, yeah, I would go out with you.
随便了
Whatever.
我看到Ron Zobel在这儿吗? 一阵子之前?
Did I see Ron Zobel in here? A while ago?
是啊 呃...
Yeah. Um...
显然 我昨晚的自控力
Apparently, I was a little less in control
不如自己所以为的 我雇了他
than I thought I was last night, and I hired him.
很明智
Good call.
我的头脑被那个死籐水整得和狗屎一样
My brain feels like dog shit from that ayahuasca.
不过 天啊 那可真厉害
我他妈是一头狮子啊
But, man, was that something.
I was a fucking lion.
是的 你是!
Yes, you were!
你想要我回K&A吗 Marty?
Do you even want me back at K and A, Marty?
你开玩笑呢?
Are you kidding me?
别开玩笑
Don't make a joke.
我只是...觉得很脆弱
I'm just... feeling very fragile,
而且 因为这整件事
and, um, 'cause of the whole thing,
死籐水让我质疑一切
and the ayahuasca has got me questioning everything.
Jeannie 我他妈很激动
Jeannie, I am fucking thrilled.
没有你 我玩不转这事儿
I can't do this shit without you.
好回答
Good answer.
噢 天啊
Oh, man.
很舒服的沙发吧?
It's a comfy couch, huh?
你的办公室裡有一张吗?
You have one of those in your office?
有的 懂了
Yeah, gotcha.