地狱客栈（2024）

Um, here...
虽然只是一小片布 但很少有人能从我身上拿走这么多
Oh-ho, not many people have been able to take even this much off me.
这对你来说一定意义重大
It must have meant quite a lot to you.
既然来了新住客
Now! With a new resident,
大家就该互相熟悉一下 这很重要
I think it's important we all get to know each other,
所以我们要玩一个小游戏
so we are going to play a little game.
大家跟我学
Everyone, follow me.
我叫夏莉 我喜欢唱歌♥
My name is Charlie. I like to sing.
大家互相了解 是最棒的事
And when we get to know each other, it's the greatest thing.
我叫潘修斯爵士 喜欢制♥作♥
My name's Sir Pentious. I like to build.
尽管我的蛋蛋们很蠢 我认为我很有技能
And despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled.
这太愚蠢了
This is stupid.
这并不愚蠢 这只是游戏
潘修斯爵士做得很好 所以现在请你也照做
我没嗑嗨 玩不了这个
I am too sober for this.
那就习惯一下 学学怎么玩 因为我们会玩一整天
Well, get used to it and learn how to play.
“哦 我是个街头恶人 从没得到过足够的拥抱
"Oh I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs."
“能买♥♥我可♥卡♥因♥的 天真小孩在哪儿 ”
"Now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?"
哇 这是谁写的
Wow. Who wrote this?
很不错吧 继续
It's great, right? Keep going.
“嘿 你 ”
"Hey you."
谁 我
Who, me?
“是啊 你看上去很像 需要魔鬼可♥卡♥因♥的小孩”
"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some devil's dandruff."
这都写的什么呀
Oh, for fuck's sake.
我不要 我得回家学习
Not me. I have to go home and study.
“来吧 孩子
"Come on kid,
“抽了会让你像我一样酷... 可♥卡♥因♥瘾君子”
it'll make you cool like me... The crack head!"
唯一酷的事 是拒绝毒品
The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs.
好了 如果你不介意
Now, if you'll excuse me,
我要走了 我决定婚前不发生性行为
I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!
太好了 棒极了
Yes! Oh, bravo, bravo!
哇 潘修斯 照这个速度 你很快就会得到救赎的
Wow, Pentious, at this rate you'll be redeemed in no time.
我...要去睡觉了
I... I'm going to bed.
潘修斯爵士 我真为你感到骄傲
I am so proud of you, Sir Pentious.
真是太精彩了 - 谢谢夸奖
That was amazing. - Thank you.
你今天的表现太棒了 - 谢谢 喜欢我
That was beautiful work today! - Thank you. You like me.
你是真的喜欢我
You really like me!
安吉尔德斯特 直播
语♥音♥信箱 瓦伦蒂诺
安吉尔宝贝 回家吧
Angel, Baby, come home.
没有你 一切都不一样了 我想你 回来吧
It's not the same without you here. I miss you, come back
安吉尔 你个贱♥货♥ 如果你不回家
Angel you bitch, If you don't come home,
接下来的一年 你将沦落为满身油腻的卡车司机...
You will be fucking greasy truckers for the next year--
嘿 我的爱 我不是故意要对你吼的 可你知道我有多为你疯狂...
Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me f--
你这该死的荡♥妇♥... 嘿 小安 刚才的消息...
You fuckin' slut! Hey, Angie, about earlier--
杀你全家...工作的压力真的很大...
Kill your whole fucking fam-- Work ' s really stressful--
吮鸡♥巴♥的臭狗屎...
Little cocksucking piece of shit--
你真以为自己可以改变
You actually think you can change?
像你这种吸毒成瘾的垃圾是不会变的 我们很快就会再见的 宝贝
Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.
对不起 小肥块 现在不是时候
Sorry. Not now, Fat Nuggets.
你这鬼鬼祟祟的混♥蛋♥
You slippery little shit!
你是V字三人组的人
You're working for the Vees?
我就知道你有哪里不对劲
I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.
我不知道你在说什么 贱♥货♥
I don't know what you're talking about... whorebug!
把你那极其平庸的身体 从我身上挪开
Get your aggressively average body, off of me!
见鬼
Fuck!
出什么事了
What's going on?
这贱♥人♥是个叛徒
This little bitch is a traitor!
胡说八道
Preposterous,
我绝不会背叛你们
I would never betray you.
你们是我最好的朋友
You... are my best friends!
那这个你要怎么解释
Uh-uh, Then explain this.
中止任务 紧急求救 潘修斯特工需要立即撤离
Abort! Abort! S.O.S. Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!!
潘修斯 等等...你露馅了 这才不到一天
Pentious? ... Wait ... You were caught?! It hasn't even been a day!
求你了 你得把我弄出去
Please, you've got to get me out of here!
真不敢相信这么简单的事 你也办不了 我们却以为你能行
I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple.
帮我们一个忙
Do us a favor,
如果他们不杀你 就自行了断
if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself,
你个可悲的废物
you miserable failure.
我...
I... I...
那就给我个痛快吧
Just make it quick, I guess.
虽说我不配
Not that I deserve it.
很乐意 - 等一下
Gladly. Wait...
潘修斯
Pentious?
从一声“抱歉”开始
你的脚就迈进了门 一声简单的道歉
发自肺腑的心声
寻求宽恕
是一条蜿蜒的心路
但它始于一声道歉
谁能原谅我这样的渣人
我不值得你的赦免
就不能直接宰了他
射死他 放他血
你们是可以这么做
我们没意见
但谁没经历过他的处境
- 从一声“抱歉”开始 - 抱歉
深入挖掘 真诚地道歉
我很抱歉
你寻求救赎的路已经启程
需要点时间
- 来弥补我无数的罪过 - 你无数的罪过
但一切始于一声道歉
对不起
从一声“抱歉”开始
我讨厌这首歌♥ 你怎么这么没用 不是坏小子了
I hated that song! Why are you so lame? Not a bad boy.
第一天过得不错 我们去休息一下吧
Good first day. Let's get some rest.
怎么
What?!
老伙计 你下次得再加把劲才行
You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal.