地狱客栈（2024）

地狱客栈
第一季第一集

从前
Once upon a time,
有一座被金色大门守护着的 闪闪发光的城市 人称“天堂”
there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven.
天堂由纯粹光明的存在统治
It was ruled by beings of pure light.
他们就是信奉善良 保护大家免受邪恶侵害的天使
Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil.
路西法也是其中之一
Lucifer was one of these angels.
他是一个梦想家 对世上万物都怀有奇思妙想
He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation.
但他却被天堂的长老们 视为麻烦制♥造♥者
But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven.
因为他们认为他的思维方式 对他们的世界秩序构成了危险
For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.
于是他只能看着天使们
So he watched as the angels began
用他们的方式扩展这个宇宙
to expand the universe in their ways.
他们用地球的尘埃 创造出了亚当和莉莉丝
From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith.
两者平等 同为人类的始祖
Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this,
尽管如此 亚当想要掌权 莉莉丝拒绝服从他的意愿
Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will.
逃离了伊甸园
She fled the garden.
她强烈的独♥立♥性 把路西法吸引到了她身边
Drawn in by her fierce independence,
这两个叛逆的梦想家深深地相爱了
Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.
他们俩希望能跟人类分享 自♥由♥意志的魔力
Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity,
他们给了亚当的新娇妻夏娃 一枚知识的果实
offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride,
夏娃欣然接受了
Eve, who gladly accepted.
但这份礼物也伴随着一个诅咒
But this gift came with a curse.
因为这一不服从的行为 让邪恶找到了入侵地球的方法
For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth.
随之而来的是黑暗和罪恶的统治
With it, a new realm of darkness and sin.
天堂努力维持的秩序被打破了
And the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered.
为了惩罚路西法和他爱人的鲁莽行为
As punishment for their reckless act,
天堂将他们俩 打入了路西法创造的黑暗深渊
Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created,
从此他只能看到人类残忍♥邪恶的一面
never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity,
再也看不到他们善的一面
only the cruel and the wicked.
出于羞愧 路西法失去了梦想的意愿
Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream.
但莉莉丝却如鱼得水 用她的嗓音与歌♥曲赋予恶魔力量
But Lilith thrived, empowering demon-kind with her voice and her songs.
随着地狱人口的增加 其势力也逐渐壮大
And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power.
天堂觉得受到了威胁 便做出了一个非常无情的决定
Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision.
每年 他们都会派一支军队去地狱 展开一场大灭绝
That every year, they would send down an army,
确保地狱及地狱里的罪人 永远没有能力反抗他们
an extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them.
但莉莉丝的希望没有灭绝
But Lilith's hope remained.
她的梦想传承给了他们的宝贝女儿
And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter
地狱公主
the Princess of Hell.
《地狱的故事》
别担心 妈妈 我会让你骄傲的
Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.
欢迎来到地狱
夏莉 - 见鬼 刚才的那些你全听到了
Charlie? Augh! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?
是的 我刚才就在那里
Uh... Yeah, I was right there.
对不起 每次大灭绝之后 我都会压力很大 很焦虑
Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens.
读这故事会好受些
This story helps.
我知道 别担心 我喜欢你夸张的表演 你还好吗
I know. Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?
我挺好 只是在想...我家的事...
I'm fine, just-- thinking ya know, family stuff.
有你妈妈的消息了吗
Did you hear from your mom yet?
已经有多久了
Oof. How long has it been now?
不算很久 才...七年
Not that long, only... seven... years...
她准是去办什么重要的事了
Off doing something important, I'm sure.
但这个王国曾是她非常在乎的东西
But this kingdom was something she really cared about.
也是我在乎的
Something I care about.
至少你不是孤身一人
Well, at least you aren't alone.
我只希望我在尝试的事能奏效
I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
会的 我对你有信心
It will. I have faith in you.
好了 来吧 阿♥拉♥斯托说他有东西要给我们看
All right. Come on. Alastor says he has something to show us.
你好啊 不羁的罪人
Well, hello there you wayward sinner.
喜欢血腥 暴♥力♥ 性堕落吗
Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature?
你当然喜欢 不然你怎么会在地狱
Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell!
但要是我告诉你
But what would you say
有个地方没这些东西 你会怎样
there was a place to stay that had none of that?
欢迎来到地狱客栈
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel,
一条错误的救赎之路
a misguided path to redemption!
创立于五天前 老板是路西法充满妄想的女儿
Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter
夏洛特晨星
Charlotte Morningstar!
地狱客栈
Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands
快把你的命运 交到她缺乏经验的手中吧
她将通过帮你们改邪归正 来解决她跟她爸之间的矛盾
as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!
在这里 我们会提供各种有趣的东西
Here, we offer fun things!
比如 部分履行职能的员工 还有24小时灭虫
Such as somewhat functional staff! And 24 hour Pest Control!
定制的客房♥ 看看这个准备就绪的客厅
Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!
跟我们唯一的住户 进行扣人心弦的谈话
Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident.
哇
Wow!
打对折 无俗气装饰
一切尽在地狱客栈
All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel!
立即拨♥打♥电♥话♥ 或别打 我们没有可用的电♥话♥
你寻求救赎的最后尝试 将从这里开始
Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here.
好了 你们觉得怎么样
So, what'd ya' think?
不好意思 刚才那是什么鬼
I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
是呀 有个意见
Uh, yeah, one note...
阿♥拉♥斯托 我想说的是 首先 非常感谢你做了这个广♥告♥
Alastor, I mean-- First off, thank you so much for making
真的很棒
this seriously amazing,
但基调或许有点...不太对
but um... maybe the tone is a bit... off?
我们希望大家想来这里住
We want people to want to come here,
可这广♥告♥让这里看上去...
this makes it look... ummm--
“很糟” 你想说的词是“很糟”
Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
有意思 我走的其实是“搞笑”路线
Funny. I was going for hilarious!
这里头根本没提
It didn't explain anything
我们想通过这个来拯救恶魔 让大家免遭大灭绝的事
about how we're trying to save demons from extermination,
这可是重点
which is the whole fucking point.
阿♥拉♥斯托 维姬说得没错
Vaggie is right, Alastor.
这个广♥告♥的目的应该是 让罪人们知道我们想帮他们
The commercial was to let Sinners know we are trying to help them.
好吧 亲爱的 我已经有段时间没活跃在地狱了
Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time,
大家记得的是我以前的广播节目
and everyone remembers me from my radio show!
那才是表达自己的正确媒介
The proper medium to express oneself!
可你坚持要做 在这个吵闹图片箱里放的广♥告♥
But you insisted on this: noisy picture box advertisement,
所以我就加了点乐子
So I had a little fun with it.
乐子 你拿这个找乐子
Oh, fun. You had a little fun with it?
好吧 这不是我们想要的形象
Well, this is not what we want to represent us.
一周前你来这里时 你说会帮我们经营这家客栈
When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel!
结果你却嘲笑我们
Instead, you're mocking us.
如果像你这样强大的地狱领主
Nobody's going to want to come to a place
都认为来这是浪费时间 那谁还会来啊
that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
什么事
What?
如果你们想拍广♥告♥ 我建议你们好好利用
If'n ya filmin' a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage
我这个才华横溢的名人
of the talented celebrity you have right here?
安吉尔 你是个色情明星
Angel, you're a porn star.
很出名的色情明星
A famous porn star.
我能让最饥渴的罪人 为了进到这里而把墙拆了
I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in.
我们不会拍色情片当广♥告♥的
We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
有何不可 性能吸引顾客 不是吗
Why not? Sex sells, don't it?
我保证 如果你们拍 我跟这位花言巧语怪声先生亲热
I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here,
会有很多人愿意来住这俗气客栈的
you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.
做梦吧你
Haha! Never going to happen!
安吉尔 你想用自己的特殊才能 为客栈吸引客人
Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills
我很感激
to, um, attract folks to the hotel,
但我真的不想以这种方式利用你
but-- I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!
得了吧 宝贝
Oh, please, baby.
这身体就是为了被利用而生的
This body was made to be exploited.
我有玉臂 有耐力 有美♥腿♥ 有肺活量...
I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity--
我有腿
Oh-oh I got the legs,
有喉 有洞 有胸毛...
the gag reflex, the holes... the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits
爸爸来电
我去接个电♥话♥ 回来继续聊 - 我可以说一个晚上 宝贝
Uhhh, hold that thought. I'll be right back! I could keep goin' all night, baby.
喂 爸爸吗
Hello? Dad?
嘿 我有个问题
Hey, I have a question.
如果这位怪脸先生真那么厉害
If freaky face over there is so powerful,
为什么不干脆逼大家住在这里
then why can't he just make people stay here?
相信我 我能做到
Oh, trust me, I can!
不然我怎么会待在这里
Why do you think I'm here?
你真以为我是自愿清洁瓶子
You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles
听你们这帮蠢人呻♥吟♥抱怨的吗 是他强迫我的
and listening to you fuck's bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me?
我喜欢被强迫