地狱客栈（2024）

还有谁在那里 欠你钱的人吗
Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?
那人欠我们的远远不止金钱 广播恶魔也在那里
Someone who owes us much more than money. The Radio Demon is there.
你刚刚说什么
What did you just say?
你听到了
You heard me.
阿♥拉♥斯托回来了 还跟路西法的女儿在一起
Alastor came back and he is with Lucifer's daughter,
这居然不是你告诉我的第一件事
and that wasn't the first fucking thing you told me?!
嘿 杀阿♥拉♥斯托是你的怪癖
Hey, killing Alastor is your kink.
求你了 快住手
Arrgh, Oh! Please! Stop!
阿♥拉♥斯托 我觉得他已经受不了了
Um, Alastor? I think he's had enough.
哪有 他还没完全满足呢
Nah, he's got a few more hits in im!
谢谢你给了我 又一段不值得记住的经历
Thanks for another forgettable experience.
谢谢你放松了警惕
Thank... you... for letting your guard down!
攻击 糟了
Haha! Yah! Oh, shit.
看来我得去一趟裁缝店了
Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor.
祝好运 朋友们 - 等等 你要走了
Best of luck, chums. Wait. You're leaving?
阿♥拉♥斯托 我们需要你帮忙 需要你做好本职工作
Alastor, we need your help. We need you to do your job.
我们需要一堵墙
We need a wall.
没问题
Of course.
这可是我的新项目 哪能这么快就残破不堪
Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already.
不然媒体会怎么报道
What would the papers say?
嘿 俏脸 稍后你有什么安排
Hey, sweet cheeks. What you doing later?
我喜欢有巨大...“工具”的男人
I love me a man with a giant... tool.
看到没 瞧他跟那家伙调情的样子 他甚至都没给他钱
See? Look, at how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying.
这人是谁 我要杀了他全家 沃克斯
Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family. Vox? Vox?
那个混♥蛋♥回来了
That fucker is back!
是呀 我也以为他不会回来了
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.
已经七年了
It's been seven years!
你还在为那次他差点打败你而生气
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
去你的 - 只是说说而已
Uh, fuck you. - Just saying.
他走之后 这里发生了很大变化
Things have changed a lot since he left town.
那还用说
That's for sure.
我要让他知道如今谁是老大
I got to send a message of who's really in charge of things now.
欢迎回家
我会让你希望自己没回来
向新现状问好
大家都知道我们已进入新时代
打开电视
摄像 录音 开拍倒数 三 二...
Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3,2.
突发新闻
欢迎收看本节目
七年之后 某个过了气的人再次出现
不起眼的窝囊废返回 艺术渲染
有人想念他吗 有人注意到吗
尽在今晚的节目
- 广播恶魔回来了 - 他回来干吗
这对你的家人意味着什么 我有个好消息
他是废物 是化石
- 我没敌意 但... - 他是个胆小鬼
服从并付款
这就是真♥相♥ 想抢我的观众 做梦
大家能看到我 却几乎听不到他 别再浪费时间在他身上
他说的话一个字也别听 我希望他之前假期过得愉快
但他就不该回来
他躲在电台里时
裁缝店
我们转向了视频
他的媒体渠道如今已过时
跟沃克斯共享鹿肉
从他离开后 地狱变得更好 他去了哪儿 谁在乎啊
大家好 能再次广播我很高兴
广播中
是的 我知道 已经很久没有有格调的人
给地狱的罪人们 带来欢欣鼓舞的节目
多陈旧的声音
What a dated voice!
胜过追逐名利的平庸视频播客
Instead of a clout chasing video podcast
拜托 - 沃克斯没有安全感
Come on!
想引诱观众 搞些昙花一现的潮流
- 都没起作用 - 别听他胡言
每天他都换新花样
我是你们的未来
他是未来到达之前的粪便
沃克斯真有他说的那么强大 还是有人在背后撑他
没有另外两个V 他就不如一个屁
一派胡言
Oh please.
告诉你最精彩的部分 他曾邀请我加盟
等等
我谢绝了 所以他很生气 大家好好回味吧
你个老混♥蛋♥ 我要让你尝尝痛苦的滋味
电视图像正在缓冲
我要毁了你...
恐怕你没了信♥号♥♥
I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
地狱客栈
广播中
我们开始吧
我会让你希望我没回来
好好收听
等我完事后
你所谓的现状将不复存在
哦 真是叫人期待
没信♥号♥♥
可恶
Fuck!
我们有麻烦了
We have a problem.
阿♥拉♥斯托现在跟晨星小公主走得很近
Alastor is getting close to Little Princess Morning Star.
所以 我们的当务之急 是确保路西法的小崽子
So our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck
和那微笑怪物之间 不会达成任何协议
between Lucifer's brat and that smiling freak.
我们怎么才能阻止他们呢
Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?
往他们内部安插点什么 这是我让贱♥人♥听话的惯用手段
Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.
在他们内部安插个人 这主意或许不坏
Well maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea.
安吉尔会愿意吗
Do you think Angel would?
那瘦长的混♥蛋♥都不回我的电♥话♥
That lanky prick won't even return my calls.
我们需要一个
We need someone
“软心肠小姐”会接纳的人
who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.
一个可怜绝望 又跟我们没直接联♥系♥的人
Someone pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us.
地狱这一边所有倒霉的窝囊废 都被我雇了 还有谁能找
I employ every down on their luck loser this side of hell. Who the fuck is left?
我正好有个合适人选
I think I have just the one.
进展如何
So how'd it go?
一个新人也没招到
Not a single new recruit.
可不是 谁不想把最后的时间 花在做♥爱♥打架上啊
Yeah. Well, who would want to use their last days not fucking and fighting?
你好啊 我亲爱的...
Why, hello, my dear--
等等 我没有恶意
Wait wait wait! I come in peace.
你来这里做什么
What are you doing here?
维姬 怎么了 你好 又见面了
Vaggie what's the problem? Oh, hello again.
我不是来打架的
I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh...
我听说你们在帮助别人
I heard that you're helping people.
那些想变好的人 是吗
People who want to be better?
没错 欢迎来到我们的治愈之家
You heard right. Welcome to our home of healing.
我们的康复度假村 我们的...
Our resort of restoration. Our--
你疯了吗
Are you fucking nuts?
这笨蛋六小时前还想杀了我们呢
This chump was trying to kill us, like, literally 6 hours ago.
现在你要让他进来跟我们一起住
And now you want to bring him in here to live with us?
当然 这里是 提供改过自新机会的场所
Absolutely! This place is about second chances.
有谁比这个
And who deserves one more than this...
滑溜溜的特殊滑头小男人 更该得到这样的机会
slithery... slippery... special little man.
你不是该保护这个地方吗
Aren't you're supposed to protect this place?
我想 没有那台战争机器 他应该不会构成威胁
I... guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine
即使有也不会
or even with the war machine.
谢谢 太感谢你了
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
潘修斯爵士 欢迎来到地狱客栈
Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin hotel!
亲爱的 谢谢你 你不会后悔的
Oh, no darling, thank you. You won't regret this.
我觉得他最多只待得了一个星期
Eh, I give you a week tops.
门房♥
好...这里是酒吧 这位是调酒师
So... this is the bar and the bartender.
这是窗帘
This is the curtain,
你弄坏了原来的墙 这是后来建的新墙
and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh,
然后这个是...
and, oh, this, this is--
亲爱的 没必要带他参观每个细节
Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.
抱歉 我们有了第一位真正的住客 让我太激动了
Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!
那我算什么
Uh, what the hell am I then?
你是我们这个大家庭的 重要组成部分 安吉尔
Well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel.
不过 你...
But you, um, uh...
总是损害我们形象 性骚扰这里的员工
Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff,
而且从没尝试改一改
and have literally never once tried to improve?
她的意思是 难得有人对这里感兴趣 多好啊
What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.
这位是我们的清洁人员妮芙蒂
Over here we have our maid Niffty.
坏小子又回来了 别再离开我了
The bad boy is back. Never leave me again.
我们有八成的把握她不会伤人
We're about eighty percent sure she's harmless.
这里的这位是...
And over here we have--
阿♥拉♥斯托 我们亲切的设施管理经理
Oh, uh, Alastor, our gracious Facility Manager!
这是我们最新的住客潘修斯爵士 你们已经见过了
You've met our newest guest, Sir Pentious... Heh heh.
没错 你就是那个毁了我外套的家伙
Ah, yes. You're the one who ruined my coat.
现在我绝对会记得你
I definitely remember you now.
我想这是给你上第一课的好机会 “如何道歉”
Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson: "How to apologize".
做出积极改变的第一步 就是承认自己犯的错误
The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong,
尝试一下吧 - 好的
Why don't you give it a try? Yes, um...
广播...恶魔先生
Mr, um, Radio Demon, sir,
请原谅我攻击了你 毁掉了你漂亮的外套
please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat...
还你