心向快乐

心向快乐
第一季 第四集
天啊
Oh, God.
不
Oh, no.
西斯卡:
你是同性恋了
你父母知道吗
原来你竟然是同性恋
搞什么 你竟然有女朋友
罗蒂说你出柜了
不
Oh, no.
天啊
Oh, God.
妈妈
So, Mom,
我刚出生的时候 脑袋有多大
when I was born, how big was my skull?
梅 我们要谈很久吗
Mae, is this going to be quite a long conversation?
我们正要把所罗门的骨灰撒进大海里
We're about to throw Solomon's ashes into the ocean.
什么
What?
所罗门死了 你都没告诉我
Solomon is dead and you didn't even tell me?
它可是我的猫啊
He was my cat!
你对所罗门从来都没上过心
You never made an effort with Solomon.
你知道吗 我觉得它也明白
And you know what? I think he knew that.
你知道它的生日是哪天吗
Did you even know when his birthday was?
等等 什么海 你在哪
Wait, what ocean? Where are you?
我们在布莱克浦
We're in Blackpool.
你们在布莱克浦 在英国
You're in Blackpool? In the UK?
没错 撒所罗门的骨灰
Yes, scattering Solomon's ashes.
跟你♥爸♥爸说说话吧
Talk to your father.
你知道吗 它从来没明说过
Do you know, he never explicitly said this,
但我真的相信
but I do really believe that
所罗门和英国有不解之缘
Solomon had an affinity with the United Kingdom once.
说出来你不信 但我当时正在喝茶
And you're not gonna believe this, but I was having a cup of tea
它伸出爪子 伸进茶杯蘸了蘸
and he just reached out his paw and he sort of dipped it in.
我不敢相信 你们来英国了都不告诉我
I can't believe you're in the UK and you didn't even tell me.
你知道吗
Well, you know what?
其实 我们不必
As it turns out, we don't have to
向你汇报我们的一举一动 梅
report our every single movement to you, Mae.
我们是成年人
We're adults.
好吧 我这就过去 去布莱克浦
Okay, I'm coming there. I'm coming to Blackpool,
等我到了再撒骨灰 好吗 求你了
so wait to do the ashes, okay? Please!
我知道
Like, I get it.
我小时候 我特别不像话
When I was a teenager, I behaved incredibly badly.
但他们也是一样
But so did they, you know?
我妈妈曾经污蔑我偷了她的装饰性梨子
Like, my mom once accused me of stealing her ornamental pears
我从来都没碰过那些破梨
and I never even fucking touched those fucking pears.
他们把我赶出了家门 赶到街头
And they kicked me out! Onto the street!
我当时还是个孩子
I was just a kid.
或许这是个进入第9步的好机会
Maybe this would be a good time to engage in step nine.
什么第9步 我需要剃光头吗
What's step nine? Do I have to shave my head or something?
第9步是我们直接道歉
Step nine is when we make direct amends
向我们吸毒时被我们伤害过的人道歉
to those we have harmed while using.
我们按12步的流程来好好道歉
We use an official 12-step script to properly apologize...
梅 我觉得 昨晚
You know, Mae, I suppose, technically, I think last night,
拉瓦和我实现了第9步
Lava and I did step nine
因为我为每次搞砸事情道了歉
because I apologized for every single fuck-up.
但你道歉的时候 拉瓦说什么了
But then what did Lava say when you apologized?
她哭了 抱了我
Well, she cried and she hugged me
然后发生了特别神奇的事
and then something remarkable happened.
她居然为冷落我而向我道歉
She apologized to me for shutting me out!
天啊 太好了
Sick. Yes!
没错 但这样做不是为了获得什么 而是...
Yes, but it's not about getting something. It's more- -
我向我姐姐道歉的时候...
When I made amends to my sister...
凯伦 我想确认下 你说的是真的吗
Karen, can I just check. Is this story true?
-不是 -好 继续吧
- No. - Okay, go ahead.
我向我姐姐道歉的时候
So, when I made amends to my sister...
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你是乔吉
You're George.
没错 我是
Yes, I am. Yeah.
不好意思 我们认识吗
Sorry, have we met?
不 我认识梅 她跟我提过你
No, I know Mae. She told me about you.
你跟我想象中的样子一模一样
You're exactly how I pictured you.
好吧
Right.
-抱歉 你这话什么意思 -嗨 妈妈
- Sorry, what does that mean? - Hi, Mum.
宝贝
Sweetheart!
-抱歉 -天啊
- Sorry. - Oh, my God.
是送给我的吗
Is this for me?
这是你做的吗
You made this?
我爱我妈妈 就给她做了蛋糕
I love my mum, so I made her a cake.
-好漂亮 -这位是乔吉
- It's very beautiful. - Oh, this is George.
不是吧
No!
我听过各种关于的你事
I've heard everything about you!
你像一条小史宾格犬
You look like a little Springer spaniel.
你解放了自己 我真为你骄傲
I'm so proud of you for setting yourself free!
你真伟大 宝贝
You are a titan, darling.
-我之后给你发消息 -好
- I'll text you later. - Okay.
走吧 妈妈
Let's go, Mum.
-再见 -再见
- Bye. - Bye.
你下床了
You got out of bed!
那个机器人女孩是谁 她为什么给你发消息
Who's that robot girl and why is she texting you?
那是拉瓦 是玛姬的女儿
That's Lava, that's Maggie's daughter.
-我觉得她喜欢我 -是吗
- I think she has a crush on me. - Oh, really?
是的 听着 我现在要去布莱克浦
Yeah, listen, I'm gonna go to Blackpool right now.
-布莱克浦 -没错
- Blackpool? - Yeah.
我们不是要做个派吗 蔓越莓派什么的
I thought we could make a pie, like a cranberry pie.
-听好 我父母来了 -什么
- Okay, get this. My parents are here. - What?
我父母来英国了 他们都没告诉我
My parents are in the UK and they didn't even fucking tell me.
所以我要去布莱克浦
So I'm gonna go to Blackpool
我要为我是个瘾君子道歉
and I'm gonna apologize for being a drug addict.
什么 梅 等等 梅
Wha-- But, what, Mae? Wait. Mae, wait.
等一下
Excuse me!
喂 你好
Hi. Hello.
我是乔吉 你记得吗
I'm George, if you remember,
我当着我所有朋友的面跟你亲热
and I just made out with you in front of all of my friends
然后我醒来发现自己孤身一人
and then I woke up alone.
如果你以为我会让你消失在我视线之外
So if you think that I'm letting you out of my sight
哪怕一秒种
for one second,
那你可是大错特错了
you're sorely mistaken.
你能抱抱我吗
Now, please, will you hug me?
-你吓坏了 -没错
- You're freaking out. - Yes.
你手上的绷带在渗出脓液
And there's pus coming out of your hand bandage.
好 我们去布莱克浦吧
Okay, let's go to Blackpool.
好 真棒
Okay, yes.
你能抱我吗
Can you hold me?
你还好吗
Are you okay?
我很紧张
I'm nervous.
我熨烫了这件套头衫
I ironed this jumper, you know.
我真的很希望他们喜欢我
I just really want them to like me.
喜欢你 别傻了 梅 他们爱你
Like you? Mae, they love you.
你总有话说 而且你生活得很好
You talk all the time and you get on so well.
那是因为「不约」
That's because of the UA.
也就是「不提及条约 」
The Unspoken Agreement to
永远不提及我从14岁到25岁间的人生
never speak about the years of my life between the ages of 14 and 25.
我们真的从来不说
We've honestly never spoken
我生命中缺失的那11年
about those missing 11 years of my life.
我希望他们喜欢我
Oh, I hope they like me.
他们会爱你的 他们爱我所有的女友
They're gonna love you. They love all my girlfriends.
唯一要紧的规矩就是
Look, the only real rule is
不要反对我妈妈说的任何事
do not disagree with my mother about anything.
-好吗 -好的 行吧
- Okay? - Yeah, okay.
-任何事 -好 明白了
- Anything. - Okay, yeah. Oh, got it.
这样吧 我们还是回去吧
You know what, let's go. Let's just go back!
梅 一切都会很棒的 好吗 我爱你
Look, Mae, it's gonna be so great. Okay? I love you!
见鬼 她到了
Oh, shit. There she is.
-天呐 她真是... -让人惊呆
- Oh, my God, she is-- - Petrifying.
我是想说好有型
I was gonna say iconic.
嗨 妈