鬼作秀

Creepshow S01E05

Part 4 Nov. 14, 2019, 8:24 p.m.

我...
I...
是莱斯特·M·巴克雷
am Lester M. Barclay!
我是麝香嚎镇的王
I am the King of Musky Holler!
你们都爱我
Y'all love me!
难道你们都不记得了吗
Don't you remember?
我他妈是...
I am the fucking...
王
goddamn king!
你♥他♥妈♥以为你是谁啊
Who the fuck do you think you are?
你休想逍遥法外
You'll never get away with this.
一切都发生得太快了
It all happened so fast.
短短几天内
Within days,
莱斯特把所有可能跟他作对的人都抓了起来
Lester had gathered up anyone that could challenge him,
然后关押在老高中的橄榄球场下面
and locked everyone up under the old high school football field.
我告诉你们他们不知道如何保护你们的安全
I'm here to tell you they didn't know how to keep you safe.
他们无法保护你们的安全
They couldn't keep you safe.
他们也不会保护你们的安全
And they won't keep you safe.
只有我能保护你们的安全
Only I can keep you safe.
我莱斯特·M·巴克雷会照顾好你们的
Y'all will be taken care of by me, Lester M. Barclay.
我已经看到了未来的景象
I have seen the vision of our future.
那些看不到人将受到惩罚
And those that cannot see will be punished.
新世界要有新规则
With the new world comes new rules.
在改变之后我们阻止了死人的进攻
We've halted the advance of the dead after the change,
多亏了我
thanks to me.
你们还能活着都多亏了我
You all have your lives thanks to me!
但他们是任由你们死亡的人
But there are those who would have let you die.
那些没死的人
Those that did not.
那些没有远见的人
Those that didn't have vision.
他们必须为我们失去的亲人付出代价
They must pay for those we lost.
由此莱斯特的统治开始了
And with that, Lester's reign began.
任何敢于挑战他的权威的人都被送去了竞技场
Anyone that challenged him was taken to the arena:
政客医生警♥察♥ 任何人
politicians, doctors, police, anyone.
莱斯特病态的意识想出了一个终极的表演
And Lester's sick mind cooked up the ultimate spectacle
让大家看到跟他对未来的远见
to show what would happen to anyone
不一致的人会有什么下场
that didn't share his vision of the future.
那形成了一个马戏团
It became a circus.
类似于末日《疯狂麦克斯》之类的东西
The end of the world "Mad Max" kind of stuff.
莱斯特和他的暴徒非常享受于此
And Lester and his goon squad loved every second of it.
我们不知道究竟哪个更可怕
We couldn't figure out what was worse:
是他们还是死尸
them or the dead.
然后是终极游戏他强迫所有人观看
Then came The Game, and he made them watch.
将之变成某种变♥态♥的竞赛
Turned it into some sort of sick contest.
鉴于你们对人♥民♥所犯下的罪行
For your crimes against the people
你们假装为人♥民♥服务
you pretended to serve,
你们曾发誓要保护的小镇被你们背叛的国家
the town you swore to protect, and the country you betrayed
结果字字都是假话
through your every word and deed,
女士们先生们最后一次...
ladies and gentlemen, for the last time...
活人馅饼制♥作♥直播
Live Pie!
看上去它们提前出笼了
Looks like they're coming out of the gate with an early lead.
它们第一个会对谁下手呢
Who are they are gonna get to first?
是唐·帕梅德
Ooh, it's Don Pamade!
接下来是牧师一家
And next, they go onto the pastor's family.
他的妻子...天呐
His wife-oooh!
接下来是牧师
And the pastor gets it next.
然后是他们的儿子天呐
Ooh, and their son. Oh no!
接下来是追随迪克的那些警♥察♥
Now, for the police officers that served under Deke.
-博被♥干♥掉了 -求求你们了
- There goes Bo! - Please, please.
露丝被♥干♥掉了
There goes Ruth.
我觉得耶稣已经没机会了
I think Jesus done lost his chance!
这话可不好笑迪克
That ain't funny, Deke.
我没说这很好笑
I didn't say it was funny!
这一切都不好笑
Ain't none of this funny!
接下来是迪克和莱斯莉安
Now Deke and Leslianne are up next.
先被♥干♥掉的是莱斯莉安
And it's Leslianne that's gonna get it first.
天啊不是吧
Oh man. Oh no!
-不不要 -接下来上场的是前警长
- No, no! - And here comes the old sheriff.
他即将为民除害咬掉犯罪
And he is about to take a bite out of crime!
他也没了
There he goes.
只剩下莱斯特了
All that's left now is Lester.
你不能这么对我
You can't do this to me!
-接下来轮到镇长了 -你来当镇长
- Here comes mayor. - You could be mayor.
你来当镇长
You could be mayor!
前镇长正在慢慢地爬过去
Mayor's slowly making his way up.
不你不能这么做
Oh no, you can't do this!
馅饼制♥作♥完成
And we've got pie!