万圣节作战（2019）

万圣节作战
第1季 第1-2集
不 不 不 告诉你们
No, no, no, I'm telling you guys,
没什么能比得上钢铁龙过山车
nothing beats the Steel Dragon coaster.
那个时候
The part where you go bah-doom!
是吧
I mean, come on.
不可能 姐妹 探矿者的木车
No way, sis. The Prospector's Log Ride
是牛轧城1955年开园以来最吸引人的地方
has been the best attraction since Nougatown's opening day
-这是经典之作 -这是经典之作
- in 1955. It's a classic. - In 1955. It's a classic.
嗯 我们听说了
Yeah, yeah, we've all heard this speech before.
抱歉 伙计们 但开心屋最好玩了
Sorry, guys, but it's all about the fun house.
名字里都有开心呢
Come on, it's got "Fun" In the name.
-帮我说说 露西 -埃弗雷特
- Back me up on this, Lucy. - Well, Everett,
旋转木马上的每个动物我都骑过
I've ridden every animal on the carousel,
体验各不相同
and no two are the same experience.
感觉骑了一百种动物
It's a hundred rides in one.
好吧 够了
All right, all right, enough of this squawking.
小亚伯·林肯新服装发♥售♥时
We got to be first in line
我们得赶紧排队去
when the new Abe Lincoln Jr. Costumes drop.
-我们几个小时前就该走了 -对啊
- We should have left hours ago. - Oh, yeah.
内德牛轧糖秀
The Ned Nougat Show.
不
Oh, no.
牛轧糖 牛轧糖
Nougat! Nougat!
♪ 欢迎来到我们的糖蜜世界 ♪
♪ Welcome to our world of sugar and sweet ♪
♪ 你像朋友 很高兴认识你 ♪
♪ You look like a friend that's a pleasure to meet ♪
♪ 我们镇上有个奥本霍尔 ♪
♪ There's one thing in our town, Auburn Hollow ♪
♪ 很好看 也很好吃 ♪
♪ It's good and grand and great to swallow ♪
♪ 牛轧糖 牛轧糖 ♪
♪ Nougat, nougat ♪
♪ 大家都喜欢 ♪
♪ Everybody loves it ♪
♪ 牛轧糖 牛轧糖 ♪
♪ Nougat, nougat ♪
♪ 大家都喜欢 ♪
♪ Everybody loves it ♪
♪ 加加油 别皱眉 ♪
♪ Come on down and don't you frown ♪
♪ 前往牛轧城美妙的土地 ♪
♪ To the wonderful land of Nougatown ♪
♪ 这是我们的故事 别忘了 ♪
♪ That's our story, don't forget ♪
♪ 最棒的糖果是我们自己的牛轧糖 ♪
♪ The greatest candy ever is our own nougat. ♪
♪ 这就是这首破歌♥的结尾了 ♪
♪ And that's the end of this goofy song. ♪
走吧 伙计们 快走吧
Now come on, you guys, let's move along.
明天见 内德
See you tomorrow, Ned.
好好享受
Have a noug-tastic day.
万圣节即将来临
Coming this Halloween...
网络红人
starring Internet sensation
当地的英雄卢迪·图兹
and local hero Roody Tootz...
来扮成小亚伯·林肯
as Abe Lincoln Jr.
巨嘴鸟
Toucan?
你不行
More like Tou-can't.
小亚伯·林肯 超维度英雄
Abe Lincoln Jr.: Inter-Dimensional Mega Hero.
孩子们啊
'Sup, kids.
想成为唯一的小亚伯吗
Want to be the one and only Abe Jr.?
那赶紧出去买♥♥服装吧
Then all y'alls got to go out and buy your very own costume
就在今晚当地的商店购买♥♥
tonight and tonight only at your local supplier.
♪ 不然就是最逊的孩子了 ♪
♪ Or be the lamest kid on Earth. ♪
都是你的选择
Your choice, fan.
我们穿上小亚伯·林肯的服装
Man, we're all gonna look so awesome
肯定很
in our Abe Lincoln Jr. Costu...
不
No!
还剩四个
Four Lincolns left.
卖♥♥完了
Sold out?
达德利 不是吧
Dudley, come on, man.
对不起 雷恩 这些是留给我的
Sorry, Wren. Those are for me.
你为什么要四个
Why do you need four?
我要一个备用的
Well, I need a backup.
以及备用的备用
And a backup for the backup.
还有一个给我的狗
Oh, and one for my dog...
可能还需要一个备用的
who could probably also use a backup.
把林肯给我
Give me those Lincolns.
至少我们试过了
Well, at least we tried.
不 雷诺德 一定还有别的商店
No way, Reynold. There's got to be another store
卖♥♥林肯服装的
selling those golden little Lincoln suits,
我们会找到的
and we're gonna find them.
没有了
No more costumes left.
对不起 我们没有小林肯了
Sorry, we're all out of Lincoln Jr.S.
孩子 这是牙科诊所
Kid, this is a dentist office.
我们几个小时前就卖♥♥光了
And we sold out of Lincolns hours ago.
本季的第一天
First day of the season
万圣节已经毁了
and Halloween's already ruined.
没事的 妈妈
Come on, mama.
我们会弄到那些服装的
We'll get those costumes somehow.
想象它们 在宇宙中漫无目的地漂浮
Picture them-- floating aimlessly
等待我们找到它们
in the universe, waiting for us to find them.
雷恩 这家怎么样
Hey, Wren, how about this one?
里面可能有服装哦
There could be costumes in there.
好吧
Okay, okay.
别吹了
Don't oversell it.
欢迎
Welcome.
也许不该来这的
Maybe I was wrong about this place.
没有林肯的服装我们是不会走的
We ain't leaving without those Lincoln suits.
有人吗 有人吗
Hello? Hello?
伙计
Hey, bub.
欢迎来到诺姆家 我是诺姆
Uh, welcome to Norm's. I'm Norm.
不用介绍自己 我们整晚都在找
Don't need your life story. We've been looking
小亚伯·林肯的服装
for these Abe Lincoln Jr. Costumes all night.
服装 你在找服装吗
Costumes! You're looking for costumes?
什么 等等 现在 等等
What... Wait, now, which... Wait...
你们四个人吗
all four of you?
是的
Uh, yeah.
服装
Now, costumes...
我有
I got.
你有豪华可逆
You have the deluxe, reversible,
小亚伯·林肯 超维度英雄
Abe Lincoln Jr.: Inter-Dimensional Mega Hero
即将上映的卢迪·图兹电影正版授权的服装
upcoming Roody Tootz smash movie officially licensed costume?
是的 诺姆什么样的都有
Oh, yeah, yeah. Ol' Norm's got all kinds.
酷
Cool!
太棒了
Oh, yeah!
不是吧
No way.
看看这个
Check this out.
你这很酷啊 诺姆 但是你说的
Cool setup you got here, Norm, but, uh, where are those
正版小林肯服装在哪里
official Lincoln Jr.S you said you had?
拜托 孩子 别告诉我
Ah, come on, kid. Don't tell me
这不比他们今天卖♥♥的高度易燃的
this isn't better than one of those highly flammable,
涤纶垃圾服装好啊
polyester junk costumes they sell today.
有了这些 你们就可以随心所欲了
You could be anything you want with all this stuff.
唯一的限制就是你的想象力
The only limit is your imagination.
雷恩 看看这个
Come on, Wren. Check this stuff out.
好吧
Fine.
但只是因为独角兽这么说了
But only 'cause the unicorn said so.
你们都扮成什么了
So, what'd you come up with?
-我是机器人 -我是魔术师
- I'm a robot. - I'm a magician.
我是水母
I'm a jellyfish.
我是小亚伯·林肯 超维度英雄
I'm Abe Lincoln Jr.: Inter-Dimensional Mega Hero.
小亚伯啊
Abe Jr., huh?
你背后是什么
What's that on your back there?
是我小亚伯同人小说里发明的
That's the nitro boost jetpack with the dual cannons I invented
双加农炮硝基加速喷气背包
for my Lincoln Jr. Fanfic.
这就是点睛之笔啊
Well, I think that's the best part of the whole getup.
还是不如真的好
Still not as good as the real one.
总之你们赢得了第一套服装
Anyway, I say you kids have earned your first costume
诺姆送你们了
from ol' Norm's on the house.
但在出发之前
But before you head out,
我得告诉你们件重要的事情
there's something important I got to tell you.
一百年前
It was 100 years ago,
共和国
and the repu...