我欲为人（英版）（2008）

他想着他的前任 但他快到了
and he's thinking about his ex, but he's almost there.
来吧 你会错过的
Come on, you're going to miss it,
他打不了持久战
he's not exactly a long-distance runner.
我还是算了吧
Do you know what? I think I'm just going to pass.
随你 哦 上帝 我们来了
Suit yourself. Oh, God, here we go.
我现在有自己的地下室了 不用这么拮据了
I've got my own cellar now. A lot less faff.
是啊 地下室 你很喜欢是吧
Yes, the cellar. You're very pleased with it, aren't you?
看看你现在的样子
Look at the state of you.
无意冒犯 但我知道这些伤
No offence, but I know the signs.
睡在森林里了吧
Woke up in the woods then, yes?
是啊 昨晚玩得有些过了
Yes, bit of a crazy night last night, actually.
昨晚表演现场的一些人拖我去了俱乐部
Some of the people from the show dragged me out to a club and...
跟大屠♥杀♥似的 喝了四品脱
absolute carnage, had about four pints.
接着又去了赌场 闯到一个单身汉聚会上
Then a casino, fell in with a stag do...
他们人都不错 但是我打赌输了 所以就这样了
Nice lads, but I lost a bet, so here we are.
我好像听到传呼机的声音了
I think I can hear my pager.
没关系的
It's all right, you know.
什么意思
What do you mean?
我也是狼人
I'm a werewolf too.
我能理解
Suppose it's understandable,
如果你没见过其他狼人 你如何知道怎么发现他们
if you've never met any other werewolves, how would you know
我是说我们 我一直在想你说的话
how to spot them - us? I can't stop thinking about your talk.
还有你做的事和买♥♥的东西
All the things that you've done and bought.
我只想知道你能不能
I was just wondering if you had any like, you know,
给我指点一下迷津
like, pointers for me?
我也是狼人 但我住的地方没你那么高级
I'm a werewolf too, but I've never lived anywhere posh like you.
我现在住在房♥子里 但这房♥子并不完全属于我
I live in a house now, but I ain't got it all to myself.
我必须和朋友一起住
I have to share it with a couple of friends.
我以前和我爸爸住在树林里的一辆货车里
I used to live in a van in the woods with me dad.
我们经常换地方 低调行事
We'd move about, keep a low profile
基本上远离尘嚣
and, just live off the land, really.
你说什么
What did you say?
- 我以前住在树林里的一辆货车里 - 之前
- I used to live in a van in the woods. - Before that.
我是个狼人 但我住的地方没你那么高级
I'm a werewolf but I've never lived anywhere posh like you?
之后
After that.
你说你和人住在一个房♥子里
You said something about living in a house with people.
他们知道你是什么吗
Do they know what you are?
知道
Yeah, totally.
他们不介意
And they don't mind?
他们有自己要操心的事
They've got their own things going on.
你想知道我成功的秘诀吗
So, you want to know about the secret of my success?
是的
Yeah.
半个我认为这不可能
Half of me thinks it's impossible.
半个我认为不把智慧传承下去是自私的行为
Half of me thinks it would be selfish not to pass on my wisdom.
但是另外一半的我不想这么谨小慎微
And yet, the other half just wants to throw caution to the wind.
那是三个一半
That's three halves.
你挺逗的
You're good.
哈哈 你真的挺逗的
Ha-ha! Real good.
你们的房♥子具体多大
So, this house of yours, how big is it, exactly?
我们需要谈一谈玛丽
We need to talk about Mary.
我说过 你会觉得她有一点无趣
I did say you'd find her a little dull.
我不会用"无趣"这个词
"Dull" is not the word I would use.
用"下流的疯婆子"比较好
"Crazy sordid batshit shocking" is more the flavour.
不好意思 这是年轻人形容无趣的行话吗
I'm sorry, is this some new youth slang for "boring"?
- 我跟不上你的节奏 - 玛丽不是你想的那样 霍尔
- I do try to keep up... - Mary is not who you think she is, Hal.
优雅的举止都是装的
The whole posh totty thing, it's just an act.
- 她为什么要这么做 - 我不知道 也不关心
- Why on earth would she do that? - I don't know and I don't care.
但我担心的是她被困在这里200年了
But what I'm worried about is the fact that she's been stuck here
快变成一个十足的疯女人了
for 200 years and it's turned her into a total frothing loon.
我也会那样吗
Is that what's going to happen to me?
就算你没那么快习惯
Look, even if you don't pass over for...
最后你都能很好地适应的
a while, I'm sure you'd cope with it admirably.
你和玛丽毕竟是完全不同的
You and Mary are completely different people after all.
和你有过一段
Had a thing with you.
被杀
Got killed.
作为一个鬼被困在这里 但是现在是朋友
Stuck here as a ghost. But mates now.
想起什么了吗
Does that ring any bells?
- 汤姆 你没事吧 - 我很好 你呢
- You all right, Tom? - I'm fine and you?
门口有人吗
Is that somebody at the door?
汤姆 我的小徒弟
Tom, My young apprentice.
拉里 进来
Larry, come on in, mate.
艾利克斯 霍尔 这是拉里 演讲的那个狼人
Alex, Hal, this is Larry, the werewolf who did the talk.
你们好
Greetings.
- 我是拉里·克莱斯勒 - 你好
- Larry Chrysler. - Hi.
很好 我是说房♥间 我喜欢这个地方
Very nice. The room. Love the place.
管自助餐的 很高兴再见到你
Buffet monitor. Good to see you again.
拉里要教我如何成为一个成功的狼人
Larry's going to teach me how to become a successful werewolf.
- 你觉得怎么样 霍尔 - 好样的 汤姆
- How d'you feel about that, Hal? - Good for you, Tom.
的确对我有好处
Yeah, it is good for me, Tom.
所以你们俩也是狼人吗
So, am I to take it you're both werewolves as well?
不 我是吸血鬼
No. I'm a vampire.
- 我是鬼 - 很好
- And I'm a ghost. - Very good.
我知道你们在干嘛 用幽默来打破沉默
I can see what you're doing there. Using humour to break the ice.
- 说得不错 - 你带了个箱子来
- Great stuff. - So, I see you've brought a suitcase.
是啊 我的教导会比较费时
Yeah, my tutoring can be quite time intensive.
我们觉得与其跑来跑去
We thought rather than a lot of coming and going,
不如我就在这里住一段时间
I'd just stay here for a while.
是啊 拉里要在这里住一段时间来教我
Yeah, Larry's going to stay here for a while to train me.
很好
Great.
- 多多益善嘛 - 在这里你不是老板
- The more the merrier! - You're not the boss of me here.
- 我可以做我喜欢做的事 - 我知道 我是说这很好
- I can do what I like. - Yes, I know, I said it was great.
那么
So?
见到你们很高兴
Great to meet you both.
我不知道你想住在这儿
I didn't know you wanted to stay.
我以为我们讨论过 不是吗 肯定讨论过
I thought we'd discussed it, hadn't we? I'm sure we did.
我们在考虑这事
We were thinking it, anyway.
- 是为了训练吗 - 是啊
- Because of the training? - Yeah, yeah.
要训练好多东西
The training. Lots of it.
好的
Great stuff.
什么时候开始 有手册什么的吗
When do we start? Like, is there a manual or something?
当然有
Yes, of course there is.
是训练计划的重要部分
A vital component of the programme.
现在 这是对你来说最重要的书
Now, er, this is the most important book you'll ever own.
它真正帮助我到达了现在的位置
Truly got me where I am today.
这本书现在是你的圣经
This book is now your bible.
我希望你遵循它 感受它 睡觉的时候把它放在你的枕头下
I want you to live it, breathe it, sleep with it under your pillow...
这是本好书
I'm just saying it's a good book.
谢谢你 拉里
Thanks, Larry.
你说你♥爸♥爸教过你一些东西
You say your dad taught you a few things?
只在大商店里偷东西 吃兔子有好处
Yeah, only steal from big shops, there's good eating on rabbit,
内♥裤♥反过来穿可以再用一星期
and underpants inside out buys you an extra week.
很重要的生活技能 有没有教你如何成功
Essential life lessons. Anything about becoming a success?
- 干一番事业 - 没有
- Making something of yourself? - Nah, not really.
都是关于怎么切木头还有怎样不会饿死
It were more about whittling and not starving to death.
但我爸爸很厉害
He were amazing though, me dad.
我们几乎时刻在一块儿
We were hardly ever out of each other's sight.
他保护我不受外界伤害 可能有点保护过度
He protected me from the world. A bit too much, maybe.
我不知道 我只想让他为我骄傲
I don't know, I just want to make him proud.
当我做不到的时候我就特别沮丧
And I get dead frustrated when I can't,
然后就会做错事
and I get things wrong and that.
汤姆 把门打开
Tom, open that door.
看到他走了吗
Did you see him go?
原来的汤姆 失败者汤姆 他已经离开这里了
Old Tom, failure Tom, he's left the building.
对的 再见啦
Right. See ya!
不不 汤姆 把他推开
No, no, Tom. Shun him.
推开他
Shun him.
现在我们从最基本的开始 人靠衣装
Now, let's get down to basics. Clothes maketh the man.
- 你觉得这身西装怎么样 汤姆 - 穿上吗
- How would you like this suit, Tom? - To keep?
你就这么把西装给我吗
You just give me your suit?
给别人留下良好的第一印象非常重要
It's important, vitally important, to make a good first impression.