他是我儿子
He's my son.
艾德里安 这是雷恩
Adrien, meet Rayane.
孔西廷斯
Conscience.
大家都这样叫我
Everyone calls me that.
去睡一会儿吧 很晚了
Go get some sleep, it's late.
没关系 我不用值班
It's okay, I'm not on duty.
好吧
Right.
但是我们都很累
But we're tired.
当然 我明白
Of course. I know.
那就 晚安啦
So, good night.
你也晚安 艾德里安
You too, Adrien.
队长
Captain?
我由衷地替你感到高兴
I'm happy for you.
我只是来跟你道晚安的
Just came to say good night.
穿着衣服睡觉吗
Sleeping in your clothes?
来
Here.
把你的衣服给我
Give me your clothes.
把衣服给我 否则我就亲自给你脱衣服
Give them to me or I'll undress you.
抱歉
Sorry.
脱完了吗
Done yet?
草他妈的
Fucking hell!
他妈的
God damn it!
操
Fuck this!
呆着别动
Stay put.
转过身去
Turn around.
让我看看
Show me.
瞧
There.
你这才像个样子嘛
You're starting to look decent.
嘿
Hey.
那是谁
Who's that?
到时候你就知道了
You'll see.
伙计们 队长来检查我们了
Guys, the Captain's checking on us.
他是不是很像个那种想要实现梦想的智障
Is he some retard who wants to live the dream?
有吗 他看起来很正常啊
For real? No, he's normal.
你知道的啊 就像电视特辑里演的那种
You know, like for some TV special?
懂我的意思了吗 -当然
Know what I mean? - Sure.
但你到底想说什么啊
But what the fuck?
我是说真的 -他很正常啊
Seriously. He's normal!
不 他很奇怪
No, he's weird.
有什么问题吗 -没有 队长 只是刚认识
Got a problem? - No, Captain, just getting acquainted.
我们待会儿带他去看看消防车
We'll take him to see the trucks.
我有一个小小的建议 你们可以接受也可以不接受
A little advice, take it or leave it.
消防员莱格朗是我的儿子
Fireman Legrand is my son.
对你们来说 我是什么
And who am I to you?
我是上帝
I'm God.
所以别觉得他是你们的哥们儿
So he's not only your brother,
他是上帝之子 耶稣
he's Jesus.
当耶稣有话要说的时候 自然会说
Jesus will speak when he has something to say.
都听好了 懂了吗
And we'll listen. Got it?
嘿 懂了吗
Hey! Got it?
懂了 队长
Yes, Captain.
那就好
That's better.
原来耶稣不仅是白人 还是个基佬
Turns out Jesus is white and gay
队长说的 你最好就遵循
Captain says believe, you believe.
拜托 别拍马屁了
C'mon, stop brown-nosing.
雷恩 趴下
Rayane! Get down!
秒表上还有四分钟 队长
Four minutes on the stopwatch, Captain.
去厨房♥吧 我去卧室
Take the kitchen. I got the bedroom.
收到
Copy.
有什么情况吗 队长
Something wrong, Captain?
检查完毕
Control!
没有发现 一切都很正常
I don't get it. All looks normal.
好了 模拟结束
Okay, end simulation.
你会说话吗
Will you ever speak?
就像普通人一样说 "会" 就行了啊
Just say "yes" like a normal person!
就连鹦鹉也会说 "会"
Even parrots can say yes!
何况是人呢
No need to be human.
就连我的手♥机♥都会说 看好了
Even my phone says yes. Look.
说 会 - 会
Say yes. - yes.
看到了吗 这手♥机♥现在估计就值个20欧元
See? 20 euros for that shit.
那是什么
What's that?
让我看看
Show me.
我吓到你了吗
Do I scare you?
我不会伤害你的
I won't hurt you.
我只是想看看
I just want to see.
让我看看
Show me.
等等
Hang on!
等等 我给你看个东西 等等
Stay, please. You'll see. Stay.
那是什么
What's that?
那是做什么用的
What's that for?
你是要学针线活儿吗
You in a knitting club?
想打架吗
Wanna fight? Yeah?
来吧 男人点 跟我打
Go on, fight like a man.
男人点 跟我打
Fight like a man
来吧
Go on.
为什么你总是想离开呢
Why do you always want to leave?
你已经回家了啊
You're already home.
给你
Here.
我带了三个妞来 屁♥股♥大到你们绝对没见过
I brought back two or three hoes. Biggest asses you ever saw!
那群娘们扭啊扭 就像这样
Bitches be twerking, like...
给我一个逼就行了 不管是黑人 阿♥拉♥伯人 还是什么人种都行
Just give me a hole. Black, Arab, whatever!
反正都是逼
A hole is a hole!
我不在乎 给我就行
I don't care, bring it on.
嘿 妞
Hey, girl!
我在跟你说话呢 听到了吗
I'm talking to you! You hear me?
小妞儿
Girl!
别激动 我只是想和你聊聊
Chill. Just wanna talk to you.
我们不会伤害你的
e won't hurt you.
别他妈的聊了 直截了当点 兄弟
Forget talking. Be direct, bruh.
我要把她转过来 直接插♥进♥她屁♥眼♥
I'd turn her around and shove it in her ass.
逼也好 嘴巴也好 她想让插哪就插哪
Pussy, mouth, wherever she wants.
插她耳朵孔都行 兄弟
Even in her ear, bruh.
嘿 臭娘们
Hey, slut!
我们随便说两句 他们可能就会觉得我们是想轮♥奸♥她
We say two words and they think we wanna gang bang.
我们在跟你说话呢 转过身来
We're talking to you! Turn around!
她可能认为自己是明星吧
She thinks she's a star.
我们去看看她 长长见识
Go see her, grow some balls!
去看看她吧 走
Go see her! Go on!
爸爸
Dad?
醒醒 爸爸
Wake up, Dad.
爸爸
Dad.
艾德里安
Adrien?
艾德里安
Adrien?
艾德里安 你醒了吗
Adrien, are you up
你在...你在干嘛呢
What... what are you doing?
来吧 来吧
Come. Come.
坐下
Sit down.
他们不能告诉我 你不是我儿子
They can't tell me you're not my son.
他经常吃安♥眠♥药♥ 但是...
He usually takes a sleeping pill, but...
他总是会在早上醒来 所以...
he always wakes up in the morning, so...
我等到了10点 但是...
I waited until 10, but...
怎么说呢
at this point...
我不知道
I don't know.
他一定是不小心多吃了一颗
He must've taken one too many by accident.
不管怎么说 我希望我没有唐突地打扰你们
Anyway... I hope I didn't bother you for nothing.
我是说 我真的是需要你们帮忙
I mean, I hope I did!
你懂我的意思
You know what I mean.
你有进去看了吗
Did you go see?
没有 我从来不进他的房♥间
No! I never go in his room.
他可能和女朋友在一起 我不怎么管他
He could be with a girlfriend. I leave him alone.