魔法师的学徒（2010）

Making sure.
-我得去上瑜伽了 -好的 我回去洗个澡
- I got to... Yoga. - Yeah, I've got to go to the bathroom.
一个女孩为我的帅气而倾倒
I got a date with a girl 'cause I'm awesome
你就是那家伙吧
So, you're the one.
什么
Excuse me?
你就是至尊梅林 不太像嘛
Prime Merlinean, eh? You don't look like much.
我不知道你在说什么
I don't actually know what you're talking about.
很好 直接点吧
Cool. Makes this easy.
不能让别人听见你娘们一般的哭泣 对吧
Can't have anyone hearing your girly cries, right?
我真的不知道你是谁
I don't actually know who you are.
有没搞错 没认出我吗
Really, you don't recognize me?
赶时髦乐队乐队的吗
Are you in Depeche Mode?
不要 不要
What... What...
-你多重 还不如一张钞票 -别这样...
- What do you weigh, like a buck 20? - Whoa! What the...
感觉又回到了中学时代
This is high school all over again.
算了 我来告诉你吧
All right, I tell you what.
打我一拳 使尽全力去打
Hit me with your best shot, your most powerful spell.
-是你说的 -拿出戒指 戴上 不错
- Okay. - Get the ring out. Put it on. Good boy.
好的
Okay.
-逗你呢 -一点效果没有
- No, I'm joking. - Nothing is happening.
-你摒弃杂念了吗 -有的 我敢肯定
- Have you cleared your mind? - Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
-神经过于紧张 压力所致 -完全没反应
- That's nerves and it's the pressure. - I got nothing happening.
-第一次尝试 -何况还戴着戒指 取下来吧
- I'm new at this. - The ring's on. Take the ring off.
-取下戒指 -取下
- Take off the ring. - Take it off.
够了 你个白♥痴♥ 看门去
Enough, you idiot. Watch the door.
你
You.
不
No!
-你好啊 戴维 -你好
- Hello, Dave. - Hi.
-戴维 -老大 别这样
- So, Dave. - Oh, man.
我要杀了你
I'm going to kill you.
就在这个阴沉的洗手间里
Oh, yes, right here in this dismal bathroom.
地方不怎么高雅 不过你反正得死
It's not very classy, but there you go.
但在不愉快发生之前
But before we get to that unpleasantness,
你得告诉我魂器在哪
you're going to tell me where the Grimhold is.
她在哪
Where is she?
她
She?
他没跟你说吗
He hasn't told you, has he?
到底是谁被锁在了娃娃里
The truth about who's inside the doll?
宝贝 你可信错人了
Sweetheart, you've put your faith in the wrong man.
跟我说说 谈过恋爱吗
Tell me, have you ever been in love?
我...
I...
你正在热恋 你的眼神透露了一切
You're in love right now. I can see it in your eyes.
不 不 不 不 别抵赖
No, no, no, no. Don't deny it.
我只是好奇 如果失去她你会怎样
I wonder what would happen if you lost her.
闭嘴
Shut up.
你的下场好不过我们
You'd be no better than the rest of us.
魂器在哪
Where is the Grimhold?
不知道
I don't know.
戴维 你可真不会撒谎啊
Oh, Dave, you really are the most dreadful liar.
我也一直这么说他来着
That's what I keep telling him.
想要你的手下吗
Want your guy back?
有段时间没见到匈牙利镜中阱了
It's been a while since I've seen the Hungarian Mirror Trap.
我好像有点落伍了
I guess I'm just old-fashioned.
小心 巴斯扎
Balthazar, look out!
你来这干嘛 戴维
What are you doing here, Dave?
霍法斯刚想杀我
Horvath was trying to kill me.
他们的道德罗盘偏离了方向
His moral compass doesn't exactly point north.
说得没错 可你又好的到哪去
Yeah, well, what about yours? Huh?
你从未完全地信任我
You haven't been completely truthful with me.
那家伙称呼我至尊梅林
That guy called me the Prime Merlinean.
巴斯扎 那是什么
Balthazar, what is that?
从现在起 我不会做任何事情
Now, I'm not doing anything else
除非你真心信任我并告诉我这到底怎么回事
until you start being truthful with me about what's going on.
魂器里关着谁
Who is in that Grimhold?
莫干妮
Morgana.
帮忙叫醒三号♥马桶里面的那个白♥痴♥ 行吗
Wake up that moron in stall number three for me, would you?
我嘞个去
Oh, for heaven's sake.
莫干妮
Morgana.
她在为唤灵作准备
She was making preparations for The Rising,
她能通过唤灵奴役人类
something that would enable her to enslave mankind
只需复活死去莫干妮法师的亡灵
by resurrecting dead Morganian sorcerers.
这么说在这个小女巫里 还有一个娃娃
So, after the witch girl, there's another doll
里头是有史以来最强大的邪恶巫师
that contains the greatest evil the world has ever known?
她在最后一个娃娃里
She's in the last doll.
她跟这个
And what does it have to do with this
至尊梅林有什么关系呢
Prime Merlinean?
梅林有三个弟♥子♥
Merlin had three apprentices.
我是其中之一
I was one of them.
你是梅林的弟♥子♥吗
You were Merlin's apprentice?
他施下咒语 使得我们
He cast a spell to keep us from aging
在找到承他衣钵的人之前 能永葆青春
until we found the sorcerer who would inherit his power.
当然还有他的龙之戒
And his dragon ring.
你身上总有一点 也许微乎其微
Some part of you, no matter how small,
但肯定与他一脉相承
must share the same blood.
同梅林吗
As Merlin?
伟人总要承担使命
Great men have always been called.
这次轮到你了
This is your calling.
梅林说过
Merlin said,
唯一一个
"The only one who will ever
能打败莫干妮 带来永久和平的人
be able to destroy Morgana once and for all
就是至尊梅林
"Is the Prime Merlinean."
所以该我拯救世界
So I'm supposed to save the world.
我...我想我还没准备好
I... I just don't think I'm up for that.
你以为我教你的把戏
Do you think I've been teaching you magic tricks
就是为了在茶会上讨好小姑娘吗
for some little girl's tea party?
你踏进这个环的时候
When you stepped inside this circle,
我就告诉过你这是条不归路
I told you there was no going back.
你还发过誓
You took an oath!
我花了一千年才找到了你
I have been searching 1,000 years for you.
打倒莫干妮法师 保护魂器
Fighting Morganians, protecting the Grimhold.
你得让我重获自♥由♥
You're going to set me free.
你必须成为至尊梅林
You have to become the Prime Merlinean.
没得商量
And I'm not asking.
有个学生没来上我的课 我要他的档案
I have a student who's failing my class. I need his file.
请出示您的教员证
First I'll need to see your faculty identification card.
你无需查看我的教员证
You don't need to see my faculty identification card.
我无需查看您的教员证
I don't need your faculty identification card.
您要查询的对象不存在
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
在这 他有一个未经授权的实验场地
Here it is. He has an unauthorized lab space.
好吧 可我怎么知道我做到了呢
Okay, so, how will I know when I'm it?
成为至尊梅林
The Prime Merlinean?
当至尊梅林的强大力量自内而生时
The Prime Merlinean will become so powerful within
施法就不需要戒指了
he no longer needs his ring to cast magic.
等你做到的时候
When you can do that,
就可以征讨莫干妮了
you're ready to take on Morgana.
唐克 它在这干嘛呢
Tank! What is he doing here anyway?
希望不是什么坏事
This should be good.
融合魔法的图解
Schematic for a fusion spell.
将两个灵魂融入一个躯体的法术
The merging of two souls into one physical body.
我只见过一个
I've only ever seen one
魔法师成功施展融合魔法
sorcerer successfully pull off human fusion.
唐克在这是为了...
And Tank is here for...
练习
Practice.
你是说拿唐克做试验吗
Are you telling me you're trying to possess Tank?
是啊 可我也觉得这不是什么好点子
Yeah. I'm not so sure it's the best idea, either.
不
No.
完了
Oh, man.
贝琪要来了
Becky's coming now,
而我还站在一滩汽水上
and I'm standing in a puddle of pop.
我得去打扫一下
I need to stop and clean.
训练还没结束