小城犯罪（2017）

（小城犯罪）
（州劳工关系部 失业救济申报办公室）
（劳工开♥发♥部）
（死狗沙龙）
（突发新闻： 两人被杀震惊当地）
（艾维 今天属于你 -熊）
♪回想起所有的欢乐时光♪
♪And I think of all the good times♪
♪曾经虚度的♪
♪That I've wasted'♪
♪欢乐时光♪
♪Having good times'♪
♪回想起所有的欢乐时光♪
♪When I think of all the good time♪
♪曾经虚度的♪
♪That's been wasted'♪
♪欢乐时光♪
♪Having good times'♪
♪当我酩酊大醉♪
♪When I was drinking♪
♪我该想一想♪
♪I should've been thinking'♪
♪当我英勇战斗♪
♪When I was fighting'♪
♪我该做了正确的事情♪
♪I could've done the right thing'♪
♪所有那些痛饮♪
♪All of that boozing'♪
♪让我真正痛失♪
♪I was really losing'♪
♪欢乐时光♪
♪Good times'♪
♪欢乐时光♪
♪Good times'♪
♪回想起所有的欢乐时光♪
♪When I think of all the good time♪
♪曾经虚度的♪
♪That's been wasted'♪
♪欢乐时光♪
♪Having good times'♪
♪回想起所有的欢乐时光♪
♪When I think of all the good time♪
♪曾经虚度的♪
♪That's been wasted'♪
♪欢乐时光♪
♪Having good times'♪
♪所有那些谎言♪
♪All of my lying♪
♪我只记得她的哭泣♪
♪I remember her crying'♪
♪我的苍白解释♪
♪My useless talking'♪
♪不如我的行动♪
♪I could've been walking'♪
♪根本不用抱怨♪
♪Instead of complaining'♪
♪本该能够赢得♪
♪I could've been gaining'♪
♪欢乐时光♪
♪Good times'♪
South Core警♥察♥局
South Core Police Department.
请问 斯宾塞警官在吗?
Yes, is Officer Spencer in?
- 你是哪位? - 迈克·肯德尔
- Who's calling? - Mike Kendall.
- 嘿 迈克 - 我打电♥话♥是想核实
- Hey, Mike. - I'm checking to see
他有没有收到我的申请
if he's received my application.
是我的复职行为智商
It's a PIQ for re-entry.
我知道这不是你想听到的
I know this isn't what you want to hear,
但要清除你的背景
but clearing your background
确实是很难的挑战
is gonna be a real challenge.
发生这样的事情后
The department does not let officers walk right' back in
当局不会让警员直接复职的
after something like this.
我明白
I see.
你能告诉我现在是什么状况吗?
Would you be able to give me any idea how it looks?
委员会已经做出了最终决定
The board makes the final decision,
结果不太乐观
but it's not good.
好吧 那他们会给我打电♥话♥吗?
Okay. So they'll call me?
嗯 迈克 如果他们有兴趣
Yeah, Mike, if they're interested.
- 当然 如果他们有兴趣 - 听着 除非发生奇迹
- Right, if they're interested. - Look, it'll take
否则你是回不来了
a miracle to get you back on here.
这是实话
I just wanna be honest.
好吧 多谢了
Okay. Thank you.
- 好的 - 再见
- Okay- - Goodbye-
狗屎
Shit.
- 操♥你♥妈♥ 肯德尔 - 早
- Fuck you, Kendall. - Morning.
说说你自己
Tell me about yourself.
好的
Okay.
你想了解哪些方面?
What would you like to know?
你可以先说说为什么你觉得
You can start with why you think
你是这份工作的最佳人选
you're the best person for the job.
嗯...
Well...
我不想说废话
I don't take any shit.
在这里工作的人
People that work out here
都很有办法和动物相处
usually have a way with animals.
可以想像
I can imagine.
嘿 伙计
Hey, buddy.
噢 哇噢 哇噢
Ooh, whoa, whoa.
如果让你给你的人生打分
If you were to rate your life success
从1分到10分
on a scale of one to ten,
你会打多少?
what would it be?
两分
Two.
- 警官 嗯? - 是的 先生
- Police officer, huh? - Yes, sir.
有什么原因让你现在还做不了警♥察♥?
Is there a reason you're still not a cop?
当然
Yeah.
我想我可以聘你
I think I'd like to hire you.
真的?
Really?
说不出为什么
I can't say why,
但你打动了我
but you struck me.
咱们就签合同吧
Let's get you signed in.
明天早上直接来上班
You can start first thing tomorrow morning.
但是...嗯...还有一件事
There's, uh, one other thing
我想提一下
I'd like to mention.
- 当然 请讲 - 嗯
- Sure, go ahead. - Well,
我有酗酒问题
I have a problem with alcohol.
这样啊
I see.
大多数早上 我就像
Most mornings, I'm about as worthless
公园的长椅一样毫无用处
as a park bench in hell.
通常在几杯冰啤下肚后
I usually don't start thinking straight
我才能正常思维
until I get a couple cold ones in me.
然后 我就不会强迫自己
After that, I wouldn't recommend me operating
去操作重型机械了
any heavy machinery,
你明白我的意思吧
if you get where I'm going.
明白
Yeah.
但除此之外
But other than that,
我是随时准备上班的
you know, I'm ready to go.
嘿 温迪
Hey, Wendy.
肯德尔先生
Mister Kendall
这个月找工作怎么样?
how'd the job hunt go this month?
相当不错
Pretty good.
相当不错
Pretty good.
我喜欢机会多多
I like my chances.
快滚开吧
Get the fuck out of here.
那不怪我
That wasn't my fault, man.
那个混♥蛋♥的老婆挑起的事
That asshole's wife started the whole thing.
好啦 别激动 年轻人
Come on. Easy, boys.
嘿
HEY,
我刚干洗了我的破西服
I just had this son of a bitch dry cleaned.
好吧 让我再来一杯啤酒
All right, let me have another beer
我就会清醒一些
and I'll sober up a little bit.
试试这个 迈克
Yeah, try it, Mike.
我会把你绑在那根电线杆上
I'll have you hooked up to that line pole
等警♥察♥来
waiting for the cops.
你这个王八蛋
You bastard.
我这辈子天天来这里
I've been coming here all my life.
是啊 你这个婊♥子♥养♥的♥
Yeah, and you're a nasty son of a bitch.
没人希望你在这里出现
Nobody wants you around.
- 特迪喜欢我 - 是的 你说对了
- Teddy likes me. - Yeah, you're right about that
等一等 我的老二还在外面
Hold on, my dick is out
我的老二还在外面
my dick is out.
等一下啦
Just hold it.
我的前列腺没有问题
Nothing wrong with my prostate.
嘿
Hey.
先生们 这个客人付过钱了
That's a paying customer, gentlemen
客气一点
Have a little respect.
伙计们 快从这儿滚吧
Boys, get the hell out of here.
鸡♥巴♥玩意 你还好吗?
Bunch of pricks. You okay?
还好
I'm fine.
一起去死狗沙龙吧
Let's go to the Dead Dog.
还有一小时时间
We still got another hour.
噢-噢 唔-唔
Uh-uh, mm-mm,
不再去那儿了
won't go back there.