果皮

多少钱
How much?
什么多少钱
For what?
吹♥箫♥
Blow job.
我不会吹口哨
I can't whistle.
我跟你开玩笑呢 伙计
I'm just messing with you, man.
一个房♥间多少钱
For a room?
四百 成吗
Four hundred?
我能看看吗
Can I check it out?
可以
I guess so.
我嘞个去
Holy shit.
房♥屋出租
你在这后面有一个伊甸园啊
You got a regular Garden of Eden back here.
都有谁在这住
Who all lives here?
我一个人
Just me.
别开玩笑了
No kidding.
你自己的一片小天堂啊
You got a little slice of paradise all to yourself.
我很满意
I'm impressed.
-你有女朋友吗 -没
- Heh. You got a girlfriend? - Mm-mm.
不错 千万别让女人把你束缚住
Good man. Never let one woman tie you down. Shit.
伙计 我跟你说 我有个想法
Man, I gotta tell you, I'm inspired.
我有个想法 我想说
I'm inspired. I mean...
我在想搞个带水池的酒吧
I'm thinking wet bar,
烧烤
barbeque,
放着B.B. King的歌♥ 瑞塔在那边躺着
a little B.B. King going, got the 'ritas lounging,
B.B. King:美国歌♥手、吉他演奏家、作曲家，被称为“蓝调之王”
rita：女子名，指美丽有天份，无数人宠爱于一身的少女。
给他们赤♥裸♥的玉足擦擦防晒霜 懂吗你
rubbing their beautiful bare feet in suntan lotion, you follow?
什么是瑞塔
What's a 'rita?
瑞塔就是指美女
You know, a 'rita, like in "señorita."
你懂得 辣妹 宝贝 小妞
You know, a hottie, babe, chick, yeah?
你知道小妞是什么吗
You know what a chick is, don't you?
不知道吗 我给你看看
No? Let me show you.
上哪去了
Where is she?
这个 这个 我的朋友
This. This, mi amigo.
这就是个性感小妞 明白吗
That's a hot 'rita, okay?
是美女中的希巴女王
That's a Queen Sheba of 'ritas.
Queen Sheba：是《圣经·旧约》中的人物，传说中有两种形象，
一是惊艳绝伦，一是丑陋无比
艾米·桑托斯
Amy Santos.
我的女神
My "shawty."
我跟你说你的一生
Yeah. Let me tell you, you only meet
只能遇见一个你的完美情人
one of these once in a lifetime. Super 'rita.
一旦你失去了她
You lose them...
你会穷其一生去找一个替代品
and you chase a replacement for the rest of your God-given days.
记住我说的
Let me tell you.
我妈妈告诉我法国的天使鱼
My mama told me the French angelfish
是唯一一种终生只有一个配偶的鱼类
is the only species of fish that mates for life.
好吧
Okay.
好吧 不错
Okay. All right.
很明显你在那方面需要些指导 不是吗
Well, you obviously need a little help in that department, right?
我在想
This is what I'm thinking:
你少要点租金 可以吗
You cut a little slack on the rent, okay?
作为交换 我会把
In exchange, I'm gonna teach you every little goddamn
吸引异性的方法都教给你
thing there is to know about attracting the opposite sex.
嘿 小翘臀
Hey, bubble butt.
这是哪个性感小可爱的房♥间
What hot, little Twinkie does that belong to?
是我妈妈的
It was my mama's.
好吧 随便你用什么抚慰你的蛋蛋
Okay, well, whatever tickles your giblets.
你怎么进来的
How'd you get in?
我不记得给过你钥匙
I don't remember giving you a key.
我现在住在这了 伙计
I live here now, dude.
我想没关系
I guess that's all right.
好了 回到你妈妈的内衣里去吧
Okay, I'm gonna let you get back to your mom's lingerie.
嗨 这是皮尔家吗
Hi, uh, is Peel home?
没错 当然是
Yeah, sure is.
嘿 皮尔 你的数学老师来了
Hey, Peel, your math tutor's here.
嗨 春佳
Hey, Chun Ja.
关于你妈妈的事我觉得很难过
Hey, um, I'm so sorry about your mom.
我给你带了些刀切面
I brought you some kalguksu.
谢谢
Thanks.
那好吧
Well, okay.
我只是想来看看你 跟你说声节哀
I just wanted to see how you were doing and to say that I'm sorry.
妈妈现在在天堂了
Mama's in heaven now.
你想看看吗
Do you wanna see?
可以啊
Sure.
你在看什么
What are you watching?
电视剧 皮尔 连续剧
Telenovelas, Peel. Telenovelas.
皮尔
Peel...
拉美人会教给你关于女人的一切
Latinos will teach you everything you need to know about women.
一切
Everything.
他们是专业的 朋友 坐下来
Ethnics are pros, amigo. Sit down.
过来 坐下 边看边学
Come here. Sit down, watch and learn.
那是谁
Who's that?
这是我的老朋友
This here's my compadre.
卡里托斯·埃斯佩兰扎教授
Professor Carlitos Esperanza.
我的朋友 你可以叫他查克
You, my friend, call him Chuck.
-他也是个教授吗 -我♥操♥ 当然了
- He's a professor? - Fuck, yeah!
皮尔 这人可是从逆境大学拿到学位的
Peel, this man here got his degree from the University of Adversity.
人家可是哲学家兼♥职♥走私
Man's a philosopher, bootlegger.
妈的 直到一个月前
Shit, up until about a month ago,
他还完全是个废人
he was a one hell of a handicapper.
这个人没有地方住
Look, the man didn't have a place to stay.
我说 你为什么不搬到我隔壁房♥间呢
I said, "Why don't you grab the room next to me?"
-希望你不介意 -他会付钱吗
- Hope you don't mind. - Does he profess for money?
该死 他不是印刷那种纸的
Well, shit, he don't print the goddamn paper,
但是 他是为我工作的
but, yeah, man works for me.
不 这就是我跟你说过的人 伙计
No, this is the guy I told you about, man.
这间房♥子的主人
Man of the house here.
啊 知道了 知道了
Ah, si, si, si.
他可以留下
I guess he can stay.
皮尔
Peel
我想是时候办个小小的暖家轰趴了
I think it's time we have a little housewarming.
妈妈说我们可以把加热器调高
Mama said we could turn the heat up,
但是不能超过75华氏度
but never over 75 degrees.
不 皮尔 我在说办个派对 伙计
No, Peel. I'm talking about a party, man.
我和查克已经在这里住了几周了
Chuck and I have been here for, what, a couple weeks now?
看看我们三个 我们在干嘛
Look at the three of us. What are we doing?
除了坐在那玩自己的老二什么都干不了
Sitting around here with nothing but our own dicks to twirl.
-我从没开过派对 -你说什么
- I've never had a party. - What?
皮尔 你已经是个成年男人了
Peel, you're a grown-ass man,
还从来没参加过派对吗
you've never had yourself a party?
皮尔 这让我很苦恼 伙计
Peel, that pains me, man.
简直就是犯罪
That right there is criminal.
皮尔 我们给你办个
Peel, we're throwing you
传统的时尚派对 小伙子
an old-fashion soiree, muchacho.
泳池派对
Pool party.
一个泳池派对
A pool party.
但我不认识任何人
But I don't know anyone.
这个不用担心 伙计
Don't you worry about a lick of that, man.
朋友 我们会让这个地方
We'll have this place teeming with a
到处都是可爱的小妞
coalition of cuties beyond your wildest, my friend.
你的小女朋友呢 叫木兰吗
What about your little girlfriend there, Mulan?
春佳
Chun Ja
-她不是我女朋友 -你喜欢她吗
- She's not my girlfriend. - You like her?
你喜欢她
You like her.
你为什么不邀请她来一起游个泳呢
Why don't you invite her for a little dip, a little swim together?
妈妈说要是男孩和女孩一起游泳
Mama said if a girl and a boy swim in the same pool,
那么那个女孩就会怀孕
the girl could get pregnant.
啥 说什么
What? Say what?
皮尔
Peel
你还是处♥男♥吗 就像初榨橄榄油一样
You're a virgin? Like the olive oil?
兄弟
Man...
小♥弟♥弟♥和小鲍鱼做活塞运动 皮尔