危机直播（2022）
On the line
Part 18
Nov. 10, 2022, 3:48 p.m.
我们需要你录下口供
We will need you
for the deposition.
请回家吧 我们会再找你们
Please go home
so we can find you.
外面门口有几十个记者和报社
There are dozens
of journalists and press
out the front.
你应该走后门
You should
go through the back.
回家去见Olivia和Adria
Go home
to Olivia and Adria.
我警告你多少次了？
How many times did I warn you?
我告诉过你那样太过了
I told you it was too much.
是你杀了他 Elvis
You killed him, Elvis.
是你的错 你干的
It's your fault.
You did this.
他还是个孩子
He was just a kid.
多少年了 我一直给你说你的恶作剧笑话需要掌握好尺度
For years I've been
telling you to put some limits
on your practical jokes,
但是 没有 你从来都不满足
but no, it was never
enough for you.
我就知道 我就知道这样没有好结果
I knew it. I fucking knew
it would end badly.
我甚至都不用解雇你 因为你的事业现在全完了
I don't even have to fire you
because your career is over now.
我不干了
I'm done.
我不会再碰麦克风了
I won't ever go
on the mic again.
你现在去哪里？
Where are you going now?
Home.
不不不不 来 过来
No, no, no, no.
Come here. Come here.
记者潜伏在各个地方
Reporters are crawling
everywhere.
这些吸血鬼现在就等在你的车旁边
The bloodsuckers
are waiting by your car.
来吧 进来 我带你回家 进来
Come on, get in.
I'll take you home. Get in.
Fuck, Elvis!
媒体会找你
The media will get you.
和你的家人
And your family too.
你家人要是离开你我一点都不惊讶
I won't be surprised
if they leave you.
你可能要服刑
You'll probably
be serving time.
你需要一个很厉害的律师 肯定的
You're gonna need
a fucking good lawyer,
that's for sure.
好吧 我现在需要冷静一下
Okay, I need to calm down now.
Max 麻烦打开电台
Max, please, turn on the radio.
我们早前说过这个爆♥炸♥新闻
As we said earlier,
breaking news.
据我们所知 在KLAT_FM电台当晚发生了些事情
From what we know,
something happened
during the night at the KLAT-FM radio station.
Stay here.
稍后我们会详述一些细节
We'll explain it
in details later,
有人告诉我电台明星Elvis Cooney现在就在听这个电台
but I was told that
radio star Elvis Cooney is apparently listening
to the radio...
面对吧……现在
Face it.
...right now.
我们给他一条重要消息
And we have a very important
message for him.
Elvis 生日快乐
Elvis, happy birthday.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
惊喜来了
Surprise.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, honey.
Dylan!
什么…… 你们这些混账
What the...?
You motherfuckers.
你们这些混账！
我们把你耍啦
You motherfuckers!
We got ya!
Oh, Jesus!
你！ 过来
You! Come here.
你还活着我太高兴了 我真的高兴 孩子
I'm glad you're still alive.
I really am, I'm glad, kid.
事实上 我叫Max
Actually, it's Max.
坠马 汽车特技 还有……摔楼梯
Horse falls, car stunts,
and, uh... staircases.
我算是个特技人
Kind of a Stuntman 101.
我们额外加了点戏
And we threw in
a few little extras.
比如和Tony的打斗
Like that fight with Tony.
- Oh.
Ah, you!
当Mary告诉我们她想整下一个新人的时候
When Mary told us she wanted
to trap the next newbie,
我打给了James 我们想出了这个圆♥满♥结局
I called James
and we came up with
this beautiful happy ending.
Happy birthday!
Mary!
生日快乐 你个鸟人
Happy birthday, you prick!
你真应该看看当时你的表情
You should have seen
your face!
噢 我们完犊子了
Oh, you were fucked up.
说“茄子” Elvis
Say "cheese," Elvis.
这个记录此件事里你反应的视频现在非常火
You know this reaction shot
is going viral.
Yay! Yes, yes!
你耍了我
You fuckin' got me!
你们这群串通一气的傻♥逼♥ 行了吧？
You're all a bunch
of complicit assholes, okay?
睡觉别太死 因为我的复仇会非常不留情面
Sleep with one eye open
because my revenge
will be ruthless.
Ohh!
现在该休息了 是吧？
Now, it is time for bed, yeah?
Yes.
所以我们让你再说最后一句话
So we'll leave you
with the final word.
想说什么？
What do you wanna say?
我说最后一句 好的 呃……
I'll have the final word,
all right. Um...
大家明天见
I'll see you all tomorrow.
事情会越来越疯狂
Things are gonna get crazy.
♪ I've got you on the line ♪
♪ I beg you to take your time ♪
♪ So we can talk ♪
♪ For a while ♪
♪ Please don't hang up now ♪
♪ Let me see you
End this doubt ♪
♪ Keep me ♪
♪ And love around ♪
危机直播（2022）
On the line
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