布朗夫人的儿子们2020-2021特别篇1（2020）

Nothing would stop us, because in the middle of all the chaos
面对各种困境和挑战
and hurly-burly that's come at us,
今年 我们需要开心地笑一场
this year we need a...a laugh.
真希望我们也可以对今年做个大改造
I wish we could give this whole year a makeover,
不过今年我们也对自己有了更多的了解
though we all learned a little bit about ourselves this year.
有些人重新发现了家人的重要性
Some rediscovered the importance of family.
我和文妮意识到 我们真的是最好的朋友
Me and Winnie realised we really are best friends.
凯西和玛丽亚想起了
Cathy and Maria remembered
她们最初进入医疗体系的初衷
why they went into the health service in the first place.
至于雪伦
And Sharon?
她震惊于对她而言电池竟然那么贵
She was shocked how expensive batteries are for her...
私人电动用品 你们懂的 她...
..personal electronics. You know, her...
今年真的很艰难
It's been tough.
有时候 我们不但没有前进
Some days, instead of going forward,
反而觉得像是在粥里游泳 不进反退
it felt like we were swimming through porridge.
说到粥
Speaking of porridge,
罗尼·巴克
Ronnie Barker!
罗尼·巴克主演了
一部名为《粥》的老喜剧
终于有个人可以让我笑出声了
Now there's a man that could make me laugh!
谢天谢地有喜剧的存在
Thank God for comedy.
不管是吉米·卡尔 凯瑟琳·泰特
Whether it's Jimmy Carr or Catherine Tate
迈克尔·麦克因泰 或是李·马克的《不出门》
or Michael McIntyre, Lee Mack's Not Going Out,
《搞笑邻里》或是《德里女孩》
Two Doors Down or Derry Girls,
喜剧总能让我们的心情好起来
comedy will always give us a lift.
那是确定无疑的
You can be sure of it.
在艰难时期
When times are tough...
我们与你同在
we'll stand by you.
♪你为何看上去如此悲伤♪
♪ Why you look so sad? ♪
♪你的眼里含着泪♪
♪ The tears are in your eyes ♪
♪快到我身边来吧♪
♪ Come on and come to me now ♪
♪别...♪
♪ And don't... ♪
♪别为哭泣感到羞耻♪
♪ ..be ashamed to cry ♪
♪让我帮助你渡过难关♪
♪ Let me see you through ♪
♪因为我也曾见过黑暗的世界♪
♪ Cos I've seen the dark side too ♪
♪当黑夜降临在你身上♪
♪ When the night falls on you ♪
♪你不知所措♪
♪ You don't know what to do ♪
♪无论你坦白怎样的不堪♪
♪ Nothing you confess ♪
♪都不会让我少爱你一分♪
♪ Could make me love you less ♪
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪不会让任何人伤害你♪
♪ Won't let nobody hurt you ♪
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪不会让任何人伤害你♪
♪ Won't let nobody hurt you
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪让我进入你最黑暗的时刻♪
♪ Take me into your darkest hour ♪
♪我们永远不会抛下你♪
♪ And we'll never desert you ♪
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪不会让任何人伤害你♪
♪ Won't let nobody hurt you
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
♪让我进入你最黑暗的时刻♪
♪ Take me into your darkest hour ♪
♪我们永远不会抛下你♪
♪ And we'll never desert you ♪
♪我们与你同在♪
♪ We'll stand by you ♪
晚安 圣诞快乐 新年快乐
Goodnight, merry Christmas and a very happy new year.
你准备好开拍了就告诉我一声 德莫特
Let me know when you're ready to go, Dermot.
-在拍了[跑] -不是吧 在哪儿
- It's running. - Oh, no. Where?
是摄像机在跑了 意思是在拍了
The camera is running. It's recording!
德莫特 该死的 你不早说 我还没准备好
Ah, Dermot, for God's sake, you never told me! I'm not ready.
开始
Go!
大家好
How do you do?
去你们妈的吧
Feck you, anyway.
首先我想感谢女王陛下发布的
I would firstly like to thank Her Majesty
超棒的圣诞问候
for a wonderful Christmas greeting.
模仿奥利维亚·科尔曼太到位了
It was a wonderful impersonation of Olivia Colman.
我记得好多年前 女王陛下
I remember some years ago, Your Majesty,
您说出"狗屁般糟糕的一年"时的场景
when you had your "anus horriblis".
英国女王曾称
1992年是"狗屁般糟糕的一年"
今年对我们所有人来说都是"狗屁般糟糕的一年"
Well, this year has been an anus horriblis for all of us,
但是您 女王陛下
but you, Your Majesty,
您这一年过得平安顺遂 开心快乐
you were perfectly wonderful through it all.
我很荣幸能有机会对全国人♥民♥讲话
I am privileged to address the nation
或者说是"狗屁般糟糕的人♥民♥"
or, as they are called, the "people-us horribilis".
但这都要归功于我最好的朋友文妮·麦克古甘
But it was actually my best friend, Winnie McGoogan,
是她让这一切有了可能
who made it possible.
打个招呼吧 文妮
Say hello, Winnie.
女王陛下 全世界的人♥民♥ 让我...
Your Majesty, and the people of the world, let me...
谢了 文妮 抱歉
Thanks, Winnie. Sorry.
我刚说到哪儿了
So, where was I?
对了
Oh, yes.
爱尔兰人♥民♥ 大不列颠
People of Ireland... and Great Britain...
以及马恩岛的人♥民♥
..and Isle of Man...
那个灯怎么一直在闪
Why is that light flashing?
电池快没了 快点说吧
The battery's going. Hurry it up.
我想说
I just want to say
恭喜利物浦队拿下了英超联赛冠军
well done to Liverpool FC on winning the Premiership,
恭喜都柏林队拿下全爱尔兰足球锦标赛冠军
Dublin on winning the All-Ireland,
恭喜路易斯·汉米尔顿
congratulations to Lewis Hamilton,
凯蒂·泰勒 谢恩·劳利 罗利·麦克利罗伊
Katie Taylor, Shane Lowry, Rory McIlroy,
圣海伦斯球队 阿森纳球队 彼得·赖特等各类冠军
St Helens, Arsenal and Peter Wright - all champions.
以及安迪·穆雷 好样的 孩子 能回归球场很勇敢
And to Andy Murray, well done, son, on a brave comeback.
以及您 女王陛下
And to you, Your Majesty,
希望2021年 您的屁♥股♥...
I hope in 2021 your anus...