2018年
月球纳粹进攻地球
我们熟知的世界终结于2018年
The world as we know it ended in 2018
当地球与月球纳粹之间的战争
when the war between Earth and moon Nazis
导致了核末日
culminated in nuclear Armageddon.
地球最后的幸存者
The last survivors from Earth
登上了唯一
boarded the only remaining craft
能星际旅行的飞船
capable of interplanetary travel,
2047年
宇宙圣女阿梅利亚号♥
Vestial Celestials Amelia,
来到月之暗面
and traveled to the dark side of the moon.
好消息是 人类找到了避难所
The good news is humanity found a refuge.
坏消息是 避难所是一座前月球纳粹基地
The bad news is it was in a former Nazi moon base.
“新月贝”月球基地
月球远端
他们要和前月球纳粹们挤在同一屋檐下
They were living side by side with former moon Nazis.
我叫欧比 我住在月之暗面
My name is Obi and I live on the dark side of the moon.
这开场白够酷炫吧
How's that for a fancy opening line?
我在这住了一辈子
I've lived here my whole life
和宇宙中最后的一千九百八十位人类一起
along with the last 1980 humans left in the universe
但事情没想象那么简单
or so we thought.
这是什么
What am I looking at?
一艘卵型飞船 女士
An oval ship, ma'am.
从地球飞来
On its way from Earth.
谁能把那玩意飞上天啊
How did someone get one of those things airborne?
地球上哪还有人能飞那玩意
Who's even left on Earth to get it airborne?
朝这里飞吗
It's heading here?
直奔降落区
Straight course for the landing dome.
舱门关着呢吧
The hatch is closed, right?
舱门 居然开了
The hatch is opening?
妈耶 门开了
It's opening, it's opening!
长官 我们收到了飞船上的超控信♥号♥♥
Sir, we are receiving an override signal from the craft.
关掉它啊
Well turn it off, shut it down!
我们关不掉它
That's not how override signals work.
我们得把人撤出去
We've gotta get people out of there.
撤离 封锁穹顶
Evacuate, seal the dome!
能查到是谁在船上吗
Anyway to tell who's on that ship?
女士 我们已经在所有通信频段呼叫过了
Ma'am, we have pinged every comm frequency we have.
他们有控制代码
If they have an override code,
说明他们一定来自这个基地
they must be from the base.
我不知道他们是谁或想要什么
We don't know who they are and what they want.
我不能让他们降落
I can't let them land.
那你想怎么办 妈妈 把他们打下来么
So what's the alternative, mom, shoot them down?
我绝不能让更多纳粹
The last thing we need is any more Nazis
回到这个基地
back on this station.
欧比
Obi!
拦住她
Stop her!
警告 降落区正在减压
Warning, pressure dropping in landing bay.
请立即撤离
Evacuate immediately.
已准备好开火 女士
We are ready to fire, ma'am.
你还好吗
Are you okay?
什么情况
What is this?
天哪 什么鬼
God, what the hell?
她往那边去了
She went over there!
这边 华盛顿小姐 站住
Maybe over here! Ms Washington, Stop!
欧比 怎么了
Obi, what's going on?
我们在逐步关闭区域吗
Are we shutting down section by section?
走开 别挡道
Move, move! Out of the way!
系统恢复了
We're up.
长官 我觉得她在机库
Sir, I think she's in the hangar.
什么
What?
哦不
Oh no.
停止射击计划
Abort fire!
好了
Okay.
开始吧
Here we go.
环境减压中
Evironment depressurized
请使用呼吸装置
Please use breathing devices.
什么鬼
What the hell?
什么
What?
她在干嘛
What is she doing?
她要救他们
She's going to save them.
叫上安保人员
Bring security.
叫上一大♥波♥
A lot of it.
欧比 阿尼亚 华盛顿
Obi Anija Washington.
你差点就出事了
You could have gotten yourself hurt.
月亮上的亲们你们好
Hello moon people!
你谁啊
Who are you?
我叫萨沙
My name is Sasha.
淡定
Relax.
我们来自俄♥罗♥斯♥
We come from Russia.
或者曾经是俄♥罗♥斯♥的地方
Well, was Russia before this Earth,
在地球 怎么说来着 爆♥炸♥之前
how we say, blowed up.
这又是啥玩意
And what is this supposed to be?
妹子
Girl.
你说是啥
What is look like?
这是我的飞船 科雅号♥
It's my ship, Koya.
我自己造的
I built it myself.
嘿 眼看手勿动
Hey, hey, hey, no touching.
貌似你给这船涂满胶水
Looks like you covered it in glue
然后到垃圾场打了个滚
and rolled it through a junkyard.
好吧 重点在于拯救我的同胞
Well concern was to save my people,
而不是造漂亮雕塑
not making beautiful sculpture.
你用了TPMS技术来协调降落发动机吗
Did you use a TPMS to regulate the landing rockets.
TPMS: 轮胎压力监测系统
是的 用的沃尔沃车上的
Yes, from Volvo Diesel.
得各种繁杂操作
Had to root to exhaust manifold...
但这不可能
But that's not possible.
没有D-30发动机无法保持推力
There's no way to hold power without a D30.
D-30: 俄制大功率航♥空♥发动机
很容易就绕过了
It's easy to bypass with two...
胡扯 你怎么不用呢
Bullshit, then why didn't you use one?
什么叫我怎么不用
Why didn't I use one?
我们在一个辐射星球上苟延残喘
We were slowly dying on the radiation planet.
不像在月球天堂要啥有啥
Not leaving in one party dies, okay?
抱歉
Excuse me.
我能管事一小会么
May I be in charge for a minute?
你是领导么
You the boss lady?
想找天堂 我可有坏消息
You looking for paradise, I got news for you.
欧比 够了
Obi, enough.
你怎么知道月球基地的
How do you know about the moon base?
飞船电脑编好程了
It's programmed in the computer.
他知道怎么回家
Knows how to get home.
就像 像只鸽子
It's like a...pigeon.
就像一个空间导航铁皮鸽子
Like a metal space pigeon.
这比喻真生动
Damn straight it's a pigeon.
对不起
Sorry.
对不起 你们不能留下
I'm sorry but you can't stay here.
我们的食物与补给
We barely have enough food and supplies
还不够已经在这里的人用
for the people already here.
妈妈
Mom.
看看他们
Look at them.
我们不能把他们赶回去
We can't send them back.
-欧比 -更不能飞这破烂回去
- Obi - Especially not on this thing.
我要对这里负责
I have a responsibility.
暂时先把他们安放到仓库里吧
Put them in the storage rooms for now.
配上安保 不要让他们乱跑
Post guard so that they can't leave.
我过会儿再想想拿他们怎么办
I will see what I will do with them later.
把难民们带到27号♥仓库
Move the refugees to storage room 27.
给他们食物和毯子
Feed 'em, give 'em blankets.
多谢盛情款待
Appreciate the hospitality.
动起来 走吧
Come on, move it along, go.
妹子 今晚来找哥好么
Girl, come visit me tonight, no?
我可以给你讲点小知识
I can tell you about the,
或者别的事
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