好友互整大电影

现在是1994年 欢迎来到史丹顿岛
1994. Welcome to Staten Island,
这年是黄金之年 这里是成长的宝地
a great year and a great place to grow up.
这位是史黛西 我的草裙女孩
That's Stacey, my hula girl.
这是高中时期的我
Oh, oh, that's me in high school.
看看那一头秀发
Man, look at that hair.
简直是钱德勒·宾本宾
I look just like Chandler Bing, right?
《老友记》男主之一
这比喻我喜欢
Just go with it.
布莱恩·奎因
"小Q"
瞧瞧这辣妹
Rooty-toot-toot!
-小Q 你好啊 -嗨
- Hey, Q. - Hey!
你妹妹还好吗
Hey, how's your sister doing?
好像你很想知道一样
Wouldn't you like to know?
我的确想知道
I would. I really would.
老爸
Dad.
我可以
Can I have permission to go
去看宝拉·阿巴杜的演唱会吗
to the Paula Abdul concert, please?
美80年代末著名女歌♥手 编舞 舞者 演员
-去吧 萨尔 -我知道要怎么做
- Go, Sal, go. - I know the rules, Dad.
我会主动保持联♥系♥ 向你汇报
I will check in, I will beep you, I'll call.
好的 规则一 我们深爱彼此
Okay, rule number one, we love each other.
规则二 详看规则一
Rule number two, see rule number one.
请你离开房♥子快走吧
Please get out of the house and go.
好的 大家都会抽大♥麻♥
Okay. People smoke marijuana.
那你抽一口 喝点酒都可以
Do the weed. Take a shot.
赶紧离开这 拜托了 快走吧
Just get out of the house. Please, go.
走吧
Just go!
嗨 小Q 马上来
Oh, hey, Q! I'll be right there.
萨尔瓦多·瓦卡诺
"萨尔"
请给穆仔投票
学生会助理主计长
詹姆斯·穆雷
"穆仔"
呦 大家好吗
Hey, fellas.
呦 我最好的哥们 萨尔
'Sup? My best friend, Sal.
-小Q也在这呢 -大家好啊
- And there's Q too. - Hey, guys.
乔瑟夫·加托
"乔"
兄弟们
Boys!
-我有个问题 -问
- I have a question. - Yeah?
宝拉·阿巴杜歌♥曲《Forever Your Girl》歌♥词
「你是我永远的女孩吗」
Are you forever my girl?
「直接点 告诉我」
Straight up. Now, tell me.
-就是这样 挪开 -得了吧 乔
- That's right, watch it. - Oh, come on, Joe.
-搞什么 -帅气的我来了
- Come on. - Comin' in hot.
注意别弄坏我后座的皮革
All right, watch that... watch that leather back there.
你真差劲
You're the worst.
市中心保龄馆
阿巴杜 我们来啦
Hey, Abdul.
宝拉·阿巴杜现场演唱会 仅此一天
遗憾的是我们没有门票
Too bad we don't have tickets.
门票 只有废物才要门票
Tickets? Tickets are for losers, dude.
我有个计划
I got a plan.
-谁穿小号♥的 -在下
- Who gets the small? - Hey!
-真的吗 -那当然
- Really? - Yeah, why not?
♪ 大家今晚准备好嗨起来吧 ♪
♪Hmm. Well, who's ready to party tonight?♪
你这是干什么
What are you doing?
-我在热场 -他刚刚在帮你热场
- I'm being hype man. - He hyped you right there.
乔伊是个很好的热场助手
Joey's a great hype man,
在嘻哈音乐和说唱中
热场助手是替补说唱歌♥手
他们用感叹词支撑主要歌♥手
以对唱的方式增加观众的兴奋度
我知道很多热场助手
and I know hype men.
是啊 历史上很多人都有热场助手
Yeah, throughout history, there's been many a hype man.
有过一个
- Who? - Thomas Edison had one.
-甘地 -凯撒大帝
- Gandhi. - Caesar.
等下 凯撒大帝有热场助手吗
Okay, all right, Caesar had a hype man.
你们得好好查查资料
You guys should look it up.
那谁是凯撒大帝的热场助手
Who was Caesar's hype man, then?
-杰夫 -杰夫
- Jeff. - Jeff.
够了
I'm done.
这话题到此为止 别说了
I'm done with this. I'm done...
-我们走吧 -行
- Can we go? - Yeah.
-借过 -走左边
- 'Scuse! - On the left.
-让道让道 -往右边走
- Excuse you. Excuse me. - Up on the right.
-说你呢 让一下 保安 -走左边
- You. Excuse you. Security. - On the left.
让开 让开
Move. Move.
-我们是保安 -看着点
- Security. - Just watch it.
傻♥逼♥
Idiot.
你们是谁
Hey, uh, who are you guys?
高级安保员
Uh, high-level security.
进去吧
I'll allow it.
我们接下来干什么 干什么
What do we do now? What do we do now?
想干什么就干什么
Whatever the hell we want.
-让开 看道 -让个道
- Move! Watch it. - Coming through.
「这个角斗场是我们的了」
The arena is ours.
电影《角斗士》中的台词
慢着 你是谁 拉里去哪了
Wait, who is this? Where's Larry?
开唱
Hit it!
兄弟们 演员休息室
Green room, fellas.
所有东西都不要钱
Everything is free.
也太棒了
How great is this?
嘿 和我爸打声招呼吧
Hey, say hello to my dad.
你好 爸比
Hey, Daddy.
不 他是我爸 而且我也不叫他爸比
No, it's my dad. I don't call him Daddy.
不好意思
Oh. I'm sorry.
你是保安吗
You're security?
是的 别动
Yeah, just... Please.
这放大功能 我能看到你的毛孔呢
Look at that zoom. I can see your pores.
-你在干嘛 -我吗 我在热场
- What are you doing? - Oh, me? Hypin'.
-帮什么热场 -就这个法式开胃菜
- Hypin' what? - Eh, you know, the crudités.
你只是站在这拼命摇头而已
You're over here by yourself shaking your head.
我只是很高兴有法式开胃菜 干嘛
I know, I'm just excited for crudités, what?
我刚刚在对面拍你
I was taping you from across the room.
你看起来像唱着嘟·喔普音乐的老头
You look like a Doo-Wop Dad.
嘟·喔普是一种音乐类型
在二十世纪五 六十年代风行
等下
Hold on one second.
看 是阿甘虾
Yo, Bubba Gump,
美国虾业国际公♥司♥
创业灵感来自《阿甘正传》
想给我们留点虾吗
Want to leave some shrimp for the rest of us?
-这梗太妙了 -经典
- Oh, my God, sick reference! - Classic.
我这周刚看完《阿甘正传》
I just saw Forrest Gump this week.
大伙 12点方向 宝拉·阿巴杜
Guys, Paula Abdul, 12:00.
看看那些香蕉小队
Check out the banana patrol.
她刚在看我吗
Was she just checking me out?
没错 就是在看你
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right at you.
她是在看我 你看到了对吧
She was. Oh, you see that, right?
你得去要个号♥码
You should probably get her number.
不
No.
你不去要的话多可惜啊
Yeah, it'd be a shame if you didn't.
你觉得她有那么喜欢我吗
You think she's into me like that?
你是对的
You're right.
我去了
I'm doin' it.
-那家伙要被整惨了 -拍下来
- Down in flames. - Roll tape.
看看他 像个呆瓜一样
Such a doofus. Look at him.
你要我电♥话♥号♥码吗
You want my number?
伙计们 伙计们
No. Guys, guys.
看起来他好像真的要到号♥码了 我肯定
No, guys, it looks like he's getting her number, I swear.
我觉得他拿到了
I think he... I think he got her number.
干得漂亮伙计们 她对我有意思
Good call, fellas. She was into me.
但她没有时间写完整个号♥码
But she didn't finish the phone number in time.
她真的有给你真实号♥码吗
She started to give you her real number?
这对我们来是场胜利
This is a victory for us.
-棒呆了 -我老实跟你说
- Great shit. - I gotta be honest.
我刚只是怂恿你做傻事
I was breaking your shoes.
我真没想到你居然要到号♥码了
I didn't think you'd get her number.
你刚刚直面了挑战
You just rose to that challenge, okay?