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如果我留下
路德维希·范·贝多芬26岁的时候就失聪了
At the age of 26, Ludwig van Beethoven went deaf,
终其一生成为了非常成功的钢琴家
ending his career as a successful concert pianist.
但不会因为一些小事 比如他的听力
But determined not to let a little thing like his hearing
来结束他的音乐生涯
end his music career,
我的朋友路德维希成为了作曲家
my pal Ludwig became a composer.
结果呢 他还挺适合这个的
Turned out the new gig suited him.
有一句俗话说
It's like that old saying,
"人生总是会那样的意想不到"
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
拿我爸来说
Take my dad.
当我弟弟泰迪出生时
When my little brother, Teddy, was born,
老爸就退出了乐队 找了份工作
he quit his band to get a real job.
之后就喜欢上了教学
But then he fell in love with teaching.
现在他经常泡在观众台的狂舞区
Now he spends his days in the mosh pit
只可惜那是高中英语课程
that is high school English class.
说说我妈妈 是个叛逆女孩
Or my mom, a riot girl who found her calling
兼♥职♥旅行中介还是个全职超级老妈
as a part-time travel agent and a full-time supermom.
这些日子里 她只跟泰迪一起嗨
These days, she only moshes with Teddy.
过去点 伙计
Scooch over, dude.
之后就说我吧
And then there's me.
我本以为我很了解一切
I thought I knew where I was going.
我本以为我都策划好了一切
I thought I had it all mapped out.
结果发现 压根不是那么回事
Turns out, I had no idea.
大♥师♥ 你的咖啡好了
Your coffee, maestro.
-谢谢 -我也想要
-Thank you. -Me too. I want some!
没门 伙计
No way, dude.
你都已经很嗨了 不可以再喝这东西了
You don't give crack to somebody who's already on speed.
别担心 我们给他喝脱因咖啡
Don't worry, we switched him to decaf.
-只要你别给我喝那种就好 -不 宝贝
-Whoa. As long as you don't switch me. -No, baby,
那跟虐待你没啥区别了
that would be child abuse.
你看到这个了吗
Hey, did you see this?
本地乐队崛起
昨天我接受到了谷歌♥快讯
I got a Google Alert about it yesterday.
这几个月里 除了这条新闻就再没他的消息了
It's the most we've seen of him in a few months.
是的
I know.
天啊 那真的会为The Shins乐队开门吗
Oh, my God, is he really opening up for The Shins?
是的 他们今晚要在波特兰表演
Yeah. When they play in Portland tonight.
这可是大消息
That's huge.
是的 我知道 有点不可思议
Yeah, I know. It's kind of crazy.
所有他想要的一切都梦想成真了
Everything he's ever wanted's actually coming true.
我知道你们最近没有怎么说话
I know you guys haven't been talking much lately.
妈 我真的不想说这个 好吗
Mom, I really don't want to talk about it, okay?
我只是想说 如果你们都互相想念对方可以联♥系♥的
I'm just saying that if you miss each other it's okay to reach out.
好了
Okay!
走了 如果你们想搭顺风车 现在就得走了
Come on. If you guys want a ride, we got to go.
现在来播报一条新闻 学校因大雪暂时关闭
Now let's update you on the snowstorm and school closures.
宝贝 声音开大点
Baby, turn that up.
波特兰和克拉克默斯县
Portland and Clackamas counties
今天下雪太大
are now calling for a snow day.
所有波特兰和克拉克默斯县的学校都暂时关闭一天
All schools in Portland and Clackamas districts will be closed for the day.
太棒了 这就意味着今天不用上课了 孩子们
Yes! That means no school, kids.
这还不算好消息吗
Well, ain't that a bitch?
永远都别开学
School's out forever!
你刚才是学艾利斯·库柏吗
Did you really just quote Alice Cooper?
天呐 儿子 我没教过你吗
My God, son, have I taught you nothing?
快点 我们堆雪怪了
Let's go make a snow monster.
可以试试 不过看起来外面雪粘性不大
We can try. It looks like it's not really sticking out there, though.
你们这帮家伙逃学不带上我
You guys are all playing hooky without me?
这不算逃学 今天是下大雪了
It's not hooky if it's a snow day.
太不公平了
So not fair.
-人生本就不公平 -没错
-Life isn't fair. -That is true.
但有时候 你不得不力挽狂澜
But sometimes you got to, like, noodge it a little.
老这样咳嗽上班不太好
It'd be bad to go to work with this cough,
会传染的
spreading my germs around.
你们知道当你遇到一个人时
You know how when you meet someone
他已经成为了他命中注定的那个人会怎么样吗
and they just already are the person they're meant to be?
那就是亚当
That was Adam.
波特兰之外的地方 没人听说过他的乐队
Nobody outside Portland had ever heard of his band.
但他已经小有名气
But he already was somebody.
大家都知道他是谁
Everybody knew who he was.
我呢
Me?
不算什么
Not so much.
这是什么课
What class was this?
高级写作
Advanced Composition.
她干什么呢
What's she doing?
她更"高级"
She's more advanced.
亚当 没事吧
Adam. What's up?
大家已经都走了
I think everyone left.
我们去吃午饭吧 我已经饿死了
Let's get some lunch. I am Starvin' Marvin.
还有
Oh, and, by the way,
那个亚当刚才还在问你呢
that Adam rocker dude was totally checking you out.
亚当·王尔德看到我犯傻了
Adam Wilde saw me geeking out?
他看到你进入状态 他还很喜欢的样子
He saw you blissing out and he was into it.
不 他不是"喜欢" 金姆
No, he isn't "into it, " Kim.
他喜欢的 米娅
Yeah, he is, Mia.
他喜欢你
He's way into you.
别拍他的照 金姆
Do not take his picture, Kim.
我又不是业余的
I'm not an amateur.
不客气
You're welcome.
接下来的几周里
Over the next couple of weeks
我发现了我在练习大提琴的时候 亚当都有出现
I noticed Adam hanging around while I was practicing my cello.
你是米娅
You're Mia.
-是的 -很好
-Yeah. -Good.
我只是想说清楚
I just wanted to clear that up.
那些流言蜚语
There were rumors.
我是亚当
I'm Adam.
我知道...
I kno...
嗨
Hi.
很喜欢 马友友
Yo-Yo Ma much?
算是吧
Kinda.
那是什么样的
What's the deal with that?
是不是街上的那种 还是其他什么 友友马马
Is that, like, street or something? Yo-Yo Mama?
是中国的
It's Chinese.
别嘲笑大♥师♥
And don't mock the master.
-很没礼貌的 -抱歉 我的错
-It's blasphemous. -I'm sorry, my bad.
我有大提琴演奏的票
Hey, I got some tickets to see a cellist.
真的
Really?
是的 你感兴趣吗
Yeah. You interested?
你是在约我出去吗
You're asking me on a date?
是的 一个朋友他们家人去不了 把票给我了
Yeah. Well, a friend of the family had the tickets and can't go.
今天正好周五 我可以去接你
Anyhow, it's this Friday. I could pick you up.
什么
What?
不可能永远躲在那个排练室里的
You can't hide in that rehearsal room forever.
相见
It's too late.
恨晚
I see you.
我是金姆
I'm Kim.
嗨
Hi.
好吧 我们回头见
Okay. I'll see you guys later.
拜
Bye.
我的天
Oh, my God!
什么
What?
我就说了他喜欢你的
I told you he was into you.
不 不 他只是对古典音乐有一个问题 还有...
No, no. He just had a question about classical music and...
好吧
Okay.
他最好对你好点
Better be nice to you or else
不然我会弄死他的
I'll crush him like the bug he is.
天啊 好了 我们明白 你们热恋上了 你快走吧
God, all right, we get it. You're in love! Go away!
这个世界上有两种类型的女孩 米娅
You got two types of girls in this world, Mia.
一种是高中就已经热恋了的...
Girls who have boyfriends in high school...
还有一种就是我们这样的要等到大学
And girls like us who wait till college.
真有意思
So much happier.