Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
好，她们有水，柳橙汁，这个看起来像苹果汁。
Chandler: Taste it.
喝喝看吧。
Joey: Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!
对，这是一杯油，我喝了油！
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
我知道，两分钟前我才喝过的。
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey, mister tux!
嘿，晚礼服先生！
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
你们怎么还没换衣服？
Joey: We have a half hour.
还有半小时。
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
不，那是四分钟前的事，我们必须在七点四十出门。
Joey: Relax, Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
放心，我们会准备好的，我们只要两分钟就着装完毕。
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
若你现在就换好，我会高兴点。
Chandler and Joey: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
看看你，多性感啊。
Ross: Really?
真的吗？
Rachel: Ooooh! Wow! ! Oh, hi.
哦！哇哦！！嘿！
Ross: Hi.
-嘿！
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
你怎么不早点过来？
Ross:'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
因为我真是笨得要命。
Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider?
罗斯，要不要来点苹果汁？
Ross: No. So, um, let's see you're pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.
不要，你快准备好了吧。妆化好了，头发梳好了。
Rachel: Yeah, I just have to get dressed.
我只要换衣服就好了。
Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes?
大概只要6或7分钟吧？
Rachel: Yeah! Once I figure out what I'm wearing.
是啊，只要我决定好要穿什么。
Joey: Glass of fat?
要不要喝点油？
Joey: What's the matter Ross? What, you're nervous about your speech?
怎么了？你是不是因为要演讲而紧张？
Ross: No! You wanna hear it?
不是！你要不要听听看？
Joey: Am I in it?
里面有提到我吗？
Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.
等我感谢完所有捐钱给博物馆的人，我就唱一首歌，歌颂乔伊的伟大。
Phoebe: Hello.
嘿！
Ross: Hey!
-嘿！
Joey: Whoa!
-哇！
Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!
嗨，你看起来真棒！
Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.
谢谢你，虽然我已经知道了。
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
看到没？这个人准备好，可以出发了。菲比，你…你真是我的偶像啊。
Phoebe: Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.
那你就是我的幸运铜板。
Chandler: All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. Get up.
好，我做了测验，结果是我把事业放在比男人重要的位置了。起来。
Joey: What?
什么？
Chandler: You're in my seat.
你坐在我的位上。
Joey: How is this your seat?
为何这是你的位子？
Chandler:'Cause I was sitting there.
因为我刚才坐在这里。
Joey: But then you left.
但是你离开了。
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
拜托，我又不是去西班牙，我是去厕所，你明知道我会回来的。
Joey: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.
那有什么大不了的，去坐别的地方嘛。
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
真正大不了的就是我是最后坐在这里的人，所以这是我的位子。
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there. So...
事实上，你最后坐的地方是那里，所以...
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops. So...
各位，你们知道嘛？那个一点都不重要。你们俩都必须在我脑血管爆掉前换好衣服。所以
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. GET UP! !
好的，我只要再做一件事，这真的没什么大不了！起来！！
Monica: Hi. All: Hey.
嘿。-嘿。
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
哦，菲比，你看起来好美。
Phoebe: All right already.
好啦，早知道了。
Monica: Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
你要变魔术吗？
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
真好笑，给我换衣服去！
Monica: Hang on a second I just got in.
慢点，我才刚进门。
Ross: Look, I don't care. It starts at eight, we can't be late.
我才不管，晚会八点开始，我们不能迟到。
Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait.
他不能、不会、也不愿等。
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, ok, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
我们的桌子在前方，我老板也会在那儿。若晚会开始后我们才进场，大家都看得到。
Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat?
有人喝过我这一杯油吗？
Rachel: You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
这像是古生物学家的女友会穿的衣服吗？
Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.
我不知道，你大概是首开先例吧。
Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?
瑞秋，你听答录机留言了吗？
Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind.
没有。等等，这件衣服会显得我小腿很粗，算了。
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
乔伊，我今天写了一首歌歌名叫做“起来”。
Joey: All right! All right! You can have the chair.
好啦，椅子给你啦。
Chandler: Really?
真的？
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that!
天啊，你看看这个！
Phoebe: "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now.
是我，我正要过去。
Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" Is that too spooky?
若你播放这则留言时我已经到了呢？是不是很诡异？
Ross: "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
“瑞秋，你在不在？是我，快接起来。瑞秋？”
Rachel: What? !
干嘛？！
Ross: Never mind.
没事。
Richard: "Monica, it's Richard. Call me."
莫妮卡，我是理查，打电话给我。
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? Old or new? ! Old or new? !
这则留言是新的还是旧的？新的还是旧的？
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
绝对是旧的，你没听到两声哔吗？
Monica: What if it's new?
若是新的怎么办？
I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
我们说好不联络的，可能有重要的事，我该不该回电话？
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
甜心，你已经打过了，这是旧的留言。
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen.
是啊，莫妮卡，你听着。
When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
当卡萝与我分手时，我也经历一样的事。你知道我怎么做吗？
Monica: Huh?
哈？
Ross: I...go...dressed. Really, really quickly. Ok, ok. There we go, there we go.
我去换好衣服。真的要快一点，真的。好。这就对了。
Chandler: You know what, ok, fine.
你知道吗？好吧。
Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here.
别起来了，就坐在那里吧。只希望你别介意我的手放在这里。
Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching, can't get mad!
没碰到，不能生气，没碰到，不能生气！没碰到，不能生气！
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
我的天啊，你们这些坏孩子！
Chandler and Joey: Sorry Phoebe.
抱歉，菲比。
Joey: I'm so sorry.
-抱歉。
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
-我该怎么办？
Ross: No, no, don't, don't rub it! Don't! What gets out hummus? ! What gets out hummus? !
注释：hummus：鹰嘴豆泥(中东食品，将鹰嘴豆、油和大蒜捣碎而成)。
别乱抹，有什么可以去除豆泥？有什么可以去除豆泥？
Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.
莫妮卡！有什么可以去除豆泥？
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
如果那个留言是新的，他到底打来说什么？
Phoebe: Ok, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.
好，谢谢，我会试试看的。
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say you're obsessive and crazy.
说不定他打来说你执迷不悟而且太疯狂。
Monica: So, should I call him back?
我该不该回电话给他？
The guys: Noo! NO!
不！
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair.
很好，我们一起坐在椅子上。
Joey: Fine with me.
随便啊。
Chandler: I'm so comfortable.
我好舒服啊。
Joey: Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.
我也是，事实上，我可能有点太舒服了。
Chandler: All right!
-好吧。