Chandler: So ah, your first sexual experience was, with a woman? !
你的第一次是，跟女人做？！
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don't know, we were, we were making out.
我那年15岁，跟最好的朋友露丝在一起，苹果酒太烈，我们醉了，一不注意，我们已经在亲热了。
Chandler: Tell it again. Seriously.
再说一次。我是认真的。
Rachel: I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
那个女人就只会聊♥性♥爱吗？
Joey: Yeah, sure. Well, you know, earlier she was talking about geography.
不会啊。她刚才在聊地理。
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in.
乔伊，她在列举她做过爱的国家。
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
大家都学到了一些东西。
Phoebe: Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! That's my Mom's writing! Look.
嘿，各位！看我找到什么！那是我妈的笔迹！看。
Chandler: "Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1965."
“我、弗兰克与菲比，1965年毕业典礼”。
Phoebe: Do you know what that means? That you're actually 50?
知道其中的含意吗？ 你已经50岁了？
Phoebe: No no, that's not, that's not me Phoebe, that's her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. ,Best Friends Forever. Oh!
不，那个菲比不是我，是她的朋友。毕业纪念册上说她们是BFF，永远的莫逆之交。 哦。
Monica: That's great! That is so cool.
太棒了！ 这太酷了。
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like has all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my dad is.
我知道！她八成知道我父母的事情，甚至知道我爸的下落。
So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach? Yeah we can! Yay. Yes.
我找过了，她住在海边。我们这个周末可以去海边怎样？ 好啊！
Bonnie: Shoot! I can't go, I have to work! That's too bad. Ohh, Big fat bummer.
讨厌！我去不了，我得工作！ 太可惜了。 哦，真是扫兴。
Phoebe: So great! Ok! Tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk.
太好了！赞！那我们明天开车去莫陶克。
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
嘿，邦妮在那里做过！
Chandler: Hey. Hey. Joey'll be right down. He's just looking for his mask.
嘿。 嘿。 乔伊马上下来。他在找他的面罩。
Monica: A swim mask? No, his gorilla mask. He, ah, wears it in the ocean to scare off the fish.
游泳面罩？ 不，他的猩猩面具。他戴着那个在海里吓唬鱼。
Monica: Would you look at them. Never gonna find a boyfriend again. Die an old maid.
你看他们。我再也交不到男朋友了。我会变成老姑婆。
Chandler: Oh, you're not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
哦，你不会变成老姑婆，可能会变成老厨娘。
Monica: Thanks! Hey now besides, worse comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend.
谢了！ 如果万不得已，我会当你的男朋友。
Monica: Yeah right.
是啊。
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
有什么好笑的？
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed. Ha ha ha, ha ha. A little too hard. What am I, not ah, boyfriend material?
你是在开玩笑吧？所以我笑了。 哈哈哈。笑得太厉害了吧。我不适合当男朋友吗？
Monica: No, you're Chandler. You know, Chandler!
不，你是钱德。你知道嘛，钱德！
Chandler: Ok, so we've established my name, and hit me. But theoretically, you know, I mean, say we weren't friends, say it's a blind date.
我们确认了我的名字，还打了我一拳。如果我们不是朋友，如果是个盲目的约会。
I show up at your door, and I'm like "Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh hey."
我来到你家门口，说：嗨，很高兴认识你。
Monica: Well I'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
我会害怕用假嗓子说话的人。
Joey: Hey! Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
嘿！ 哦，嘿！真好，你买了吃的！
Joey: No, just my luggage. Chandler, Monica, and Hey! ! All right, guys. Woo hoo! All right! Yeah!
不是，这是我的行李。 嘿！好了。 好了！耶！
Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.
哦，我这个星期有最好的运气。我找到认识我父母的人，我的客人又把海滩小屋借给我。
Ross: Eh? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
被你打的自行车快递员呢？
Phoebe: Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.
哦，我不是在说他的运气。
Rachel: Hey! Hey! Hey hey, check out the hat!
嘿！ 嘿！ 嘿，看看这顶帽子！
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can't have children!
慢着，我认得那顶帽子！我被戴上那顶帽子！它们对我做实验！我不能生育了！
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
说真的，那是哪来的？
Rachel: Ross gave it to me.
罗斯送的。
Ross: Yeah, I think she looks good. Ohh, thank you.
对，我觉得她戴起来很好看。 哦，谢谢。
Chandler: You buy it for ya, or, or win it for ya?
是他买给你的，还是为你赢来的？
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
很抱歉，这位时尚白痴，帽子又流行回来了。
Phoebe: And this time, they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
这一回，它们聚集成 一顶超级大帽子。
Ross: Go, go, go! Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
快，快，快！ 哦，现在你们又想躲到帽子底下！
Rachel: Oy! !
哦！！
Monica: What's with all this sand?
怎么这么多沙子？
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
哦，对了，鲍伯说可能淹过水。
Ross: Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.
没错，不然，就是他有一只很大的猫。
Chandler: Ah, you know what this reminds me of? Umm, why couldn't I be your boyfriend?
你们知道这让我想起了什么吗？我为什么不能做你男朋友？
Monica: Are you still on that? Uh huh.
你还在想那件事？ 嗯哼。
Joey: Would you let it go already? Thank you, Joey.
你能不能不要谈这个了？ 谢谢，乔伊。
Joey: But you'd go out with me, right?
但是你会跟我约会的，对吧？
Monica: No. It is the same as with Chandler. We're friends.
不。情况跟钱德一样。我们是朋友。
Joey: Woah, let's say we were the last two guys on the face of the planet and you had a gun to your head. Which one would you pick?
让我们假设我们是这个星球上最后的两个人类。并且有一把枪对着你的脑袋。你选哪一个？
Monica: Which one of you has the gun to my head?
你们哪个拿着枪对着我的脑袋？
Phoebe Sr. :Well, yes, it's kind of an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But you know, the ocean is right there.
这个房子不太一样。有三个漂亮的卧房，没有浴室。但是大海就在旁边。
Phoebe: Knock, knock, knock.
有人在吗？
Phoebe Sr. : Ah, oh, hang on a second. Come in, come in. All right, so think about it, and call me back.
哦，请等一下。请进，请进。好的，你考虑完再打给我。
Phoebe: Are you ah, Phoebe Abbott? Ahh, yes. Surprise, Phoebe Abbott, I'm your best friend's daughter!
你是菲比艾博特吗？ 是的。 吃惊吗，菲比，我是你的最好的朋友的女儿！
Phoebe Sr. :You're Erwin's daughter? !
你是尔文的女儿？！
Phoebe: No, I I mean your your old best friend, here. Lily, from high school. Remember? Oh, God, Lily, yes, of course I remember Lily. I.Then you must be?
不，是以前的最好的朋友。你看高中的莉莉，记得吗？ 哦，天哪，莉莉，我当然记得莉莉那你一定是
Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you, I guess.
菲比应该是取自你的名字。
Phoebe Sr. :Uh huh. Wow! Well, look! There's Frank.
嗯哼。哇哦！看，是弗兰克。
Phoebe: Yes! ! Yes! Yes! Yes! ! That's my dad, that's Frank! Yeah! I'm sorry I'm getting all flingy.
对那是我爸爸，弗兰克！抱歉我这么激动。
Phoebe Sr. :Oh that's all right, take it easy if you want, there's cookies on the counter, or, or sangria! I can make sangria!
哦没关系，别激动，有饼干放在柜台上，或者，或者——桑格利亚汽酒！我去准备桑格里厄汽酒！
Phoebe: No no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks. Oh.
不用。饼干就行了，谢谢。 哦。
Phoebe: Well, so, umm, anyway, umm, I've been, I've been looking for my father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
总之，我一直在找我爸，你有他的消息或见过他吗？
Phoebe Sr. :Oh no, I I'm sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
哦没有，对不起，我毕了业就跟大家失去联络。
Phoebe: Oh, ok. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.
哦，好吧。那就把我父母的事都告诉我。所有事。
Phoebe Sr. :Ohh, well. You know we were always together, in fact the other kids had a nickname for the three of us. Oh, what? What was it?
哦。你也知道，我们总是形影不离，其他人帮我们取了个绰号。 什么绰号？
Phoebe Sr. :The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. Ohh, you know I I heard about what happened, that must've been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
三个失败者。哦，可怜的莉莉。我听说她的事了，你一定非常难过，就这样失去母亲。
Phoebe: Yeah, no, it was great.
不会啊，很棒。