take note of the nearest exit.
记住 出口可能很小很小哦
Please keep in mind that it may be really, really small.
接下来掌声有请侧手翻社团的吉祥物
Please put your hands together for the cartwheel club mascot,
购物车轮轮
wheelie the cart!
我爱你 轮轮
I love you, wheelie!
正式开场啦
And they're off!
接下来 是黛布拉带来的表演
Coming up next, we've got Debra!
和她一起表演的 也是黛布拉
And joining her, it's Debra!
哎咿呀喂 我迫不及待要享受乐趣了
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I can't wait to have some fun!
我爱侧手翻
Me love cartwheel!
不要啊
No!
弹珠 侧手翻选手的氪星石
Marbles, a cartwheeler's kryptonite!
也有人称之为他们的阿喀琉斯之踵
Some would say their achilles heel.
现在不是提希腊神话的时候
Now is not the time for greek mythology.
那是排在8点15分的节目
That's an 8:15.
-这都是你的错 -这不是我的错
- This is your fault. - This is not my fault.
-这都是你的错 -这不是我的错
- This is your fault. - This is not my fault.
-这都是你的错 -这都是你的错
- This is your fault! - This is your fault!
-这都是你的错 -这都是你的错
- This is your fault! - This is your fault!
-这都是你的错 -这都是你的错
- This is your fault! - This is your fault!
-这都是你的错 -这都是你的错
- This is your fault! - This is your fault!
-这都是你的错 -这都是你的错
- This is your fault! - This is your fault!
好了 好了
There, there,
现在由德巴来拯救你们
Derba's got you now.
黛布拉 我真是太感谢你
Debra, I can't thank you enough
搭救我们 免得我们把自己坑死了
for saving us from ourselves today.
我们没能参加巡演 我心中甚至满怀感激
I'm so grateful we didn't make the tour.
我可无法坚持那种生活方式40年
I can't keep up that lifestyle for 40 years.
也可能是30年 但...
30 maybe, but...
更重要的是 我学到了宝贵的教训
Most importantly, I learned a really valuable lesson --
那就是 我很怕你
that I am scared of you.
现在我们有了可以一起捧腹大笑的共同经历了
And now we have a shared experience we can all laugh about.
我们为侧手翻这么愚蠢的东西
Isn't it so funny that we almost died
差点丧命 真是好笑死了 不是吗
over something as silly as a cartwheel?
那可不是这事发生的原因
That's not why this happened.
黛布拉 你这次真的疯了[失去弹珠]Debra, this time you really lost your marbles.
哇 我入选巡演队伍了
Wow, I made the tour!
太棒了
Yes!