忙碌黛布拉三连

小分队接近一二三四五六七八级摊子
Dispatcher approaching the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, 6, 7, 8.
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他们快要围剿我们了
They're closing in on us!
那几个黛布拉弄了个大烂摊子
Those Debras made a mess!
给她们结扎 兄弟们
Tie them up, boys!
先别急
Not so fast!
我没看到烂摊子啊
I don't see a mess anywhere.
我只看到一条真羊皮地毯
All I see is a genuine sheepskin rug
和一个处在鼎盛时期的美丽女人
and a gorgeous woman in the prime of her life.
反正我信了
Well, I'm convinced.
这里什么都没看到
Nothing to see here.
结案
Case closed.
而你 你浪费了警局的宝贵资源
And you, you wasted valuable resources
报假警
and falsified a police report,
为此 你将得到一块奖牌 酷先生
and for that, you get a medal, Mr. Cool.
太棒了
Yeah!
照这个速度 你马上就能成为市长了
At this rate, you'll be the mayor in no time.
黛布拉们 我做到了
Debras, I did it!
我藏好了尸体
I hid the body,
就是我们杀死的那个泳池清洁员的尸体
the dead body of the pool boy we killed.
黛布拉
我们做到了 姑娘们
We did it, ladies.
不 是我们做到了
No, we did it.
谢天谢地一切结束了
Well, thank God this is over
因为现在我们终于能听到
because now we can finally hear the end
黛布拉那个精彩燕麦片故事的结局了
of Debra's awesome oatmeal story.
对哦 我说到哪了
Oh, yes! Where was I?
这样吧 不如我从头开始
You know what? I better just start from the beginning.
-好 -好
- Yes! - Yes!
有天我丈夫去看医生
So, my husband went to the doctor
结果发现他的胆固醇过高
and found out that we have a cholesterol problem.
结果 我们开始吃燕麦片
As a result, we started eating oatmeal!
我每天早上量好要吃的分量
I measure out the amount every morning,
1/2杯燕麦 1/3杯...
1/2 a cup of oats and 1/3 cup of...
我拼死也要把你们的输卵管给结扎
I'll get your tubes tied if it's the last thing I do!
为什么
Why?
因为我是个贱♥人♥
Because I'm mean.
燕麦片的分量错了
The oatmeal was the wrong amount.
对了 黛布拉们
By the way, Debras,
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐
忙碌黛布拉三连
明天早午餐吃什么
So, what's for brunch tomorrow?
昨天的鸡蛋
Yesterday's eggs.
-那不就成了今天的鸡蛋吗 -没错
- Does that make them today's eggs? - Yes.
你好啊 黛布拉
Oh, hello, Debra!
黛布拉气色真棒
Debra looks amazing.
我都想上了黛布拉
I, like, want to Debra.