超能少年（2009）

Misfits S03E01

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2021, 10:45 a.m.

So what am I?
那我呢?
I would never disrespect you like that, or any woman,
我决不会那么无礼给你打分或对任何女人
but if I absolutely had to,
但如果非要这么做
I'd give you a nine.
我给你9分
So, mathematically,
那么算一算
as the two most...
咱们就是...
attractive members of our Community Service gang,
社区服务团队里最有魅力的两个人
I believe we are genetically predisposed to copulate.
我想从基因角度讲咱俩该交♥配♥
Any reputable scientist would tell you that, love.
大科学家都这么说宝贝儿
Well, I'm obviously incredibly flattered...
我真是受宠若惊了...
Thank you.
谢谢
It's just, I don't find you even remotely attractive.
只是我丝毫感觉不到你有任何魅力
I don't believe you.
我才...不信你
Why would I lie?
我♥干♥嘛要骗你
I don't know. Why would you lie?
我不知道你干嘛骗我?
I'm not.
我没骗你
Not consciously,
你只是没意识到
just subconsciously, you're fucking crazy about me. Aren't you?
在潜意识里已经疯狂爱上我了对吧?
To be continued.
稍后再聊
Thank you.
谢谢
She just totally knocked you back.
她完全把你给拒绝了
She's playing hard to get, mate.
她在欲擒故纵呢伙计
She's out of your league. She's laughing her arse off at you.
她根本瞧不上你不知道在背后怎么笑你呢
You can't go back in there.
你别再进去了
You're gonna have to...
你得给我...
Oh, climb through the window Just go. C'mon.
噢快爬窗户滚蛋快滚快点
No You'd love that, wouldn't you?
不我滚了你就高兴了是吧
Why don't I just go home
要我独自回家
and spend the rest of the night torturing myself
用14岁那年的回忆
about things I did when I was like 14?
折磨自己一整夜?
You mean the thing with the neighbour's cat?
你是指你跟邻居家那只猫的事?
Now we... No
住嘴我们说好的
We do not talk about that Right?
不许提那事好吗?
Where are you going?
你去哪?
Just fuck the fuck off.
滚他妈远点
Wait for me outside.
去外面等我
Honestly, you're a miserable prick.
说真的你简直矬爆了
So...
那么
I believe you were just saying how you, uh,
我确信你刚才的意思是
wanted to have sex with me?
很想跟我做♥爱♥对吧?
What's that all about?
还矜持个什么劲啊
Oh, no, ta, you're all right.
噢不谢了你自己抽吧
I'm genetically predisposed to get cancer.
我的遗传基因很容易得癌症
I think I'll pass.
我就不抽了
If you don't smoke, why are you out here?
你不抽烟出来干什么?
I'm sick of all the wankers in there
我受够了里面那些白♥痴♥
acting like they're having a good time.
都装出一副很开心的样子
So how come you're on Community Service?
你为什么来做社区服务?
What've you done?
你干了什么?
Oh, c'mon, what's your crime?
说说吧你犯了什么事?
I was with my boyfriend, and we got stopped by the police.
当时我跟我男朋友在一起被警♥察♥拦住了
He put the drugs he was carrying in my bag.
他就把毒品都塞我包里了
I saw him, but I didn't have time to do anything.
我看见了但一切都来不及了
You're kidding.
不是吧
No-one's ever going to do anything like that to me again.
我不会再让任何人那样对我了
People will shit all over you any chance they get, won't they?
人们总会抓住一切机会搞垮你不是吗?
I had you all wrong.
我之前都误会你了
I thought you were a shallow little prick.
还以为你就是个肤浅的白♥痴♥
No, it's an act. It's a front.
不那是装的是我的面具
I'm deeply insecure.
因为我特没安全感
Do you want to...
你想不想...
go somewhere, just us?
出去走走就咱俩?
Let's stay here.
咱们就待这儿吧
We're just getting to know each other, aren't we?
我们才开始彼此了解不是么
We'll talk in there.
一会儿进去接着聊
Hey.
嘿
This was great, wasn't it?
聊天很愉快是吧?
* Crazy
* 疯狂
* I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
* 孤独让我疯狂
* I'm crazy
* 疯狂
* Crazy for feeling...
* 孤独让人疯狂...
* I knew
* 我知道
* You'd love me as long as you wanted
* 你的爱那么随心所欲
* And then someday
* 总有一天
* You'd leave me for somebody new
* 你会为别的女孩离我而去
* Worry
* 不安
* Why do I let myself worry?
* 我为何让自己不安?
* Wonderin'
* 思索着
** What in the world did I do...*
* 活在这世上的意义...
What happened?
发生了什么?
You've... you've bottled me
你... 你拿瓶子打我
What are you talking about?
你在说什么?
This man just bottled me
这人刚拿酒瓶打我
I didn't do anything to you
我什么也没做
Me face Am I still, am I still gorgeous?
我的脸快看看我还帅不帅了?
His head's cut up. I'm standing with a broken bottle.
他头都破了我站在旁边拿着破酒瓶
I don't remember doing anything.
我根本不记得打过他
That is definitely some power shit.
一定是什么超能力搞的鬼
What are we going to do?
我们该怎么办?
We don't have to do anything. Keep our heads down and stay out of it.
我们什么也不做低调做人别管闲事
Cos that always works.
从来没低调成功过吧
This is the kind of shit where we need that guy in the mask.
现在正是需要那面具人的时候
Why do we always get involved?
我们干嘛每次都要牵扯进去?
Can't we do normal stuff that normal people do,
不能过正常人那种正常生活吗?
like... go for brunch?
比如... 去吃个早午餐
What the fuck is brunch?
早午餐是他妈什么?
* Sunday morning
* 周末的早晨
* Brings the dawn in
* 阳光洒进房♥间
** It's just a restless feeling...*
* 精神十足的一天...
Would you like a bacon sandwich?
想吃个培根三明治么?
I would like that... very much.
我非常愿意... 太好了
Thank you.
多谢了
You've just had unprotected anal sex with that girl.
你在毫无保护措施的情况下跟那女孩肛♥交♥了
I most certainly did. And she loved it.
没错是这样她很享受呢
What if she's got HIV?
万一她有艾滋病呢?
Cute girls don't get HIV.
可爱的妞儿才没有艾滋病
You need to take her to a clinic, get her to have some tests,
你得带她去诊所让她做检查
get her a full work-up.
来个全面诊断
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
喔喔喔
Do you know how rare it is to find a girl
你知道找到一个发自内心
who genuinely, honest to God, absolutely loves it up the arse?
真心喜欢肛♥交♥的女孩有多困难么?
Can you smell that?
你闻到了吗?
That's bacon, gently sizzling in the pan there.
是培根在煎锅里嗞嗞作响
Life doesn't get any better than this for me
这生活再美好不过了
It's as close to heaven as I'm gonna get.
我一辈子最接近神仙般的享受
If you don't get her to have those tests, I will.
如果你不带她去做检查我去
Don't go near her, do you hear me?
别靠近她听见了吗?
She doesn't need to see this shit.
她不需要看到这种傻♥逼♥场面
I think she does.
我想她需要
In fact, I'll go tell her to stick some more bacon on,
实际上我还要让她多做点培根
cos that's three for breakfast.
因为吃早餐的是三个人
You have totally crossed the line
你别太过份了
Rudy? Are you OK?
鲁迪? 你还好吗?
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just washing shit off me cock.
嗯我很好我正在清洗小♥弟♥弟♥上的屎
I'm going to tell her everything.
我要去告诉她一切
All your embarrassing little secrets.
你所有丢人的小秘密
Who are you talking to?
你在跟谁说话?
No-one Meself.
没谁跟我自己
What're you doing in there?
你在里面干什么呢?
Nothing.
没什么