米兰达（2009）

about Queen of the Kong that are franks tarantulating.
可以证明金刚娘非常疯癫的例子
Sorry, is this English?
不好意思 你说的是英语吗
Tarantulas? Terrifying. Basic. Keep up!
还要翻译啊 是吓人的意思 很简单 跟上节奏
Facto uno,
实例一
First sign of Madnessa Redgrave she utterroonied the word "Sex"!
第一个疯癫迹象是她说了"做♥爱♥"这个词
Is that unusual? Yes!
那不正常吗 相当啊
Second sign of dementulation: she said she forgot to eat supper.
第二个丧智表现是她说她忘吃晚饭了
And is that unusual? Yes!
那不正常吗 非常啊
Tilly-Billy-Bots said that she imbibed her fruit friends.
Tilly说她她喝了她的水果朋友们
Though not Aubrey.
除了Aubrey
Oh, come on! Fruit friends are not normal
别这样好吗 水果朋友一点都不正常
and an aubergine in a fruit smoothie - that would be disgusting.
而且把茄子放在水果奶昔里 肯定很恶心
It's not madness!
那不是疯狂
And the giraffe onesie?
那长颈鹿连体衣是什么情况
Well, she is wearing it
她穿着是因为
thinking that Gary might find her attractive in anything else.
她觉得如果她穿着别的 Gary会被她吸引
which A I think is a bold claim,
A我觉得这个想法也太过了
Two it means... Letters or numbers!
二是 要么用字母要么用数字
..She's not giving herself the option of getting back with him.
她没给自己"和Gary复合"这一选择
Now, if any couple...
如果 有任何一对情侣
They are guacamole and... Doritos.
他们就像是鳄梨酱和 玉米片
They just go.
他们就是配
I'm the new chef.
我是新来的主厨
**I love you just the way you are...*
*我爱你本来的样子
Miranda, just a quick one. Yes, please!
Miranda 快来一发 好
What truly makes your heart skip? Gary.
什么能让你的心跳停顿 Gary
I'm in love with Gary!
我和Gary相爱啦
**I will make it up to you*
*我会好好补偿你
**I promise you... *
*我向你保证
I think I preferred the old you anyway. Come here!
反正我也更喜欢原来的你 过来
Me and Gary are not going to happen.
我和Gary之间不会再有什么了
I'm finally doing things for me, without the need of approval.
我终于可以无需批准做自己想做的事了
And C the outfit.. Back to letters!
C 那套衣服是 又回字母了
..She made a customer sniff her to check she didn't smell sexy!
她让顾客闻她确保她闻着不性感
I mean, it's true, isn't it?
我说的都是真的 是不是
I don't know why I'm here.
我不知道我为什么会在这里
Sorry, who is he?
不好意思 他是谁啊
We don't know.
我们也不清楚
We've never known.
我们就没弄清楚过
But what I do know is this,
不过有件事我很清楚
since I split up with Gary, I've finally worked out who I am.
我和Gary分手后 我终于弄明白了我是谁
There may be no more pushing off the stool,
也许我不再推下凳子了啊
or no more fruit friends,
也没有了水果朋友
but I'll always gallop with gay abandon,
不过我依旧会纵情奔腾
and I'll always find a euphemism in anything,
不管什么事 我依旧会找到委婉说法
I'll always sing if someone inadvertently speaks song lyrics
如果有人无意说出歌♥词 我依旧会唱起来
and I'll always love the word "Plunge".
我依旧喜欢"插入"这个词
And that is not being a child,
这样做并不是孩子气
but sometimes the world needs to be jollied.
不过有时候这世界需要欢乐
Now, if you'll excuse me,
如果你们不介意的话
I've arranged to tick a bucket list entry off.
我安排好要划掉遗愿清单上的一项
No, don't...!
别 不要
Oh, I've got clothes on underneath! Pas de panique!
慌张个屁啊 我里面穿了衣服的
Oh, and Stevie, as for saying that Gary might find me attractive
还有Stevie 至于说Gary觉得我有魅力
being a bold claim,
这话可能是狂妄之言
well, I've also realised that women like me can be sexy,
我也意识到了 像我这样的女人也可以很性感
it's just the world might never affirm it
只不过世人从未承认过
so it just takes us a little longer to realise it.
只是我们需要更长时间来发现而已
Now if you'll excuse me.
你们不介意的话
Is it all right to leave? Oh, no, go.
我可以走了吗 没有 走吧
**Walk out the door*
*走出大门
**Just turn around now*
*现在就转身离开
**You're not welcome any more*
*你已不再受欢迎
**Aren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?*
*你不就是想用离开伤害我的那家伙吗
**Did you think I'd crumble?*
*你以为我会崩溃吗
**Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh, no, not I*
*你以为我会坐以待毙吗 不 我不会
**I will survive... *
*我会好好活下来
Now, this is a very important moment in my life, OK?
这是我人生中很重要的一刻 懂吗
So don't throw me off or anything.
所以不要把我甩下来什么的
All right? I'm a fellow galloper.
好吗 我也是一个奔腾者
This time, you're doing the galloping.
这一次由你来带我奔腾
Right, let's do this...
好了 我们开始吧
Walk on.
走吧
I'm free!
我自♥由♥啦
Apology breakfast goods, m'lud.
大人 我呈上表示歉意的早餐
Please munch upon my apologetic brioche.
请享用我的赔罪奶油蛋卷
I'm so soz about yesterday. Got you a pastry.
昨天真的很抱歉 我给你带了个油酥点心
Oh, I've already got... That's lovely!
我已经给 你真好
So how was the horse riding, without Gary?
没有Gary你马骑得怎么样
It was amazing, I didn't need him there.
那感觉真是太棒了 我不需要他在身边
I don't even want to tell him.
我甚至都不想告诉他
Well, for what it's worth-ers original,
最值得的是
I think you've felt more you not cos of Gary
我觉得你找到了自我 并不是因为Gary
but cos you told Penny to get out of your life.
而是因为你让Penny不要插手你的生活
Massively brave. I did, didn't I?
那相当勇敢 我的确如此 是吧
Well, I have to tell Gary that. What?!
那我得去告诉Gary这件事 什么
Well, I have to tell him I stood up to Mum.
我得去告诉他 我勇敢地反抗了老妈
He would be so...proud.
他会 很骄傲的
Oh, my goodness, you're right, Tilly,
我的天哪 你说得对 Tilly
I can be more me because I've outgrown Mum.
我变得更有主见了 因为我不再需要老妈了
I don't need Gary.
我不需要Gary
But I want him.
可我想得到他
I do, I want him so much.
我真的想 我如此想要得到他
I don't want to do my life without Gary.
我不想让Gary消失在我的生活中
Oh my goodness!
我的天哪
You've got to tell him! It might not be too late!
你得去告诉他 现在可能还不算太晚
Ah! I've got to dasherooh, I've got a wedding!
我得赶紧走了 我有个婚礼要参加
But Prince Harry, Miranda! Go get him!
你要快啊 Miranda 去找到他
Thank you, Tilly, thank you!
谢谢你 Tilly 谢谢你
Oh! You've got to get Gary!
你得去找到Gary
Where am I going to live? No, that's not important now, no!
那我以后住哪呢 不 现在这个并不重要
OK, well, ring him.
好了 打电♥话♥给他
I'm going to change, I've got to look nice this time.
我要去换衣服 这一次我要打扮得漂亮点
Ah, just go, go! Oh, it's straight to voicemail.
去吧 快去 直接转到语♥音♥留言了
Well, ring the restaurant.
打电♥话♥给餐厅
Hey, is Gary there? Stevie, Stevie, which one?which one?
喂 请问Gary在吗 Stevie Stevie 选哪一件
That one. Gorgeous.
那一件 大气华丽
Or Jacinta?
那Jacinta呢
What?! What? Where is he, where is he?
什么 怎么了 他在哪儿 他在哪儿
He said Gary was at...his wedding?
他说Gary在婚礼上
What? Was Jacinta there? No.
什么 Jacinta在吗 不在
He's marrying Jacinta!
他要和Jacinta结婚
I knew it. She liked his savoury muffins.
我就知道 她爱吃他的咸松饼
Classic rebound wedding.
经典破镜重圆婚礼
I mean, I get it, she's pretty, she's funny, she's sweet...
我懂了 她很漂亮 她很幽默 她很贴心
Oh, stop talking about Jacinta! He said it was at Tewkesbury.
别再谈论Jacinta了 他说婚礼在蒂克斯伯里举♥行♥
We'll have to drive down.
那我们得开车去
Tewkesbury, I can't believe this!
蒂克斯伯里 难以置信
Why are you down here again? I don't know!
你怎么又下来了 我也不知道
I'm running up and down those stairs like a terrified butler.
我就像个受惊的管家一样上下跑楼梯
Come on, we need to get the car.
赶快啊 我们得去开车
Right, I'll get my driving shoes!
好的 我去穿我的驾车鞋
Driving shoes? You're not 97?!
驾车鞋 你又不是97岁大妈
And my lumber support cushion.
还有我的靠腰垫
Right, shall we just order the walk-in bath now or...?
好吧 我们现在是要预约一个步入式浴缸还是
I have a spasmy glute! Miranda!
我胯部抽搐了 Miranda
Stop faffing and get upstairs!
别瞎忙了 赶紧上楼去
You need to make yourself look young and fabulous
你要把自己打扮得年轻又惊艳
because you've got a wedding to stop!
因为你要去砸一个婚礼场子
I have got a wedding to stop!
我要去砸一个婚礼场子