奥斯汀与艾丽（2011）

What up, Dez?
# 他们定会对你刮目相看 #
# you've got to make make make 'em do a double take. #
嗨
What up?
这是我的歌♥ 他怎么可以抄袭
That's my song! How could he just steal my song like that?
- 他惹了不该惹的人 - 没错
- He messed with the wrong girl. - That's right.
燃烧吧 我喜欢
Get angry! Me likey.
好了 艾丽小喵喵一点都不喜欢这个视频
There. Allycat88 doesn't like this video!
奥斯汀 接招吧
Take that, Austin! Whoo!
在你发送皱眉表情之前先冷静下来
Calm down before you type a frowny face.
这样他才会不好受
And really hurt his feelings.
走 给他点颜色瞧瞧
Come on, we're gonna give him a piece of your mind.
走
All right, let's go.
不好意思 魔术电电指
Sorry. Magic shock finger.
我得知道他住哪
I just need to find out where he lives.
上网搜一下
Uh, the Internet?
网络就是...
You know, that place where...
我知道什么是网络
I know what the Internet is.
加速 加速 放慢...
Faster faster, slower...
加速 加速
Faster faster!
是音像店的艾丽
Hey! It's Ally from the music store.
我是翠丝 你的脑残粉
Hi, I'm Trish. Big fan.
我错了
Sorry.
我来这是... 你在干嘛
Look, I'm here to... what are you doing?
我在自产古龙香水 名为 "奥斯汀"
I'm making my own cologne. It's called "austin."
奥斯汀 斯汀 汀
Austin, Austin, Austin.
秘方就是我的汗
The secret ingredient is my sweat.
想试试吗
Wanna try some?
我讨厌你
I don't like you.
自从奥斯汀火了之后
Since Austin's famous,
人们会想收藏奥斯汀周边
We figure people are gonna want some Austin merchandise.
我们做了一些周边产品
Here's some stuff we've come up with.
- 奥斯汀牌... - 饭盒
- Austin... - Lunchbox.
- 奥斯汀牌... - 抱枕
- Austin... - Pillow.
- 奥斯汀牌... - 花生酱
- Austin... - Peanut butter.
- 厚实的 - 和滑口的
- Chunky... - Or smooth.
奥斯汀仿真玩偶
An Austin action figure.
我棒极了 我喜欢薄饼
I'm awesome. I like pancakes.
我真的喜欢薄饼
It's true... I do like pancakes.
怎么样
what up?
我个人比较喜欢的是
And my personal fave,
奥斯汀泡沫喷
The Austin foam spitter.
谁会想要个泡沫喷
Why would anyone need a foam spit...
魔术电电指 我喜欢
A magic shock finger. Me likey.
我是来找你这个奥斯汀抄袭大王的
Look, I'm not here to see your junky Austin junk.
你盗了我的歌♥ 你之前在音像店听到我唱过
You stole my song. You heard me playing it at the music store.
原来我是在那得到这首歌♥的
That's where the song came from?
我以为是我自己编的
I thought I made it up.
这就说得通了
Oh, I guess that makes more sense.
因为我从没写出一首歌♥
Since I've never actually written a song before.
我试过 但是都很烂
I've tried, but they're all terrible.
你得告诉全世界这歌♥是我写的
I wrote that song and you have to tell everybody the truth.
做不到
I can't!
你知道我会多难堪吗
Do you know how embarrassing that would be for me?
换位思考 你非得这么自私吗
Consider my feelings. Are you really that selfish?
这么说
So based on that ridiculous response,
你是不打算解决这事咯
I'm guessing you're really not gonna do anything?
不 我想做出改变
No no, I want to make this right.
怎么做
How about.
真人♥大♥小的巧克力奥斯汀
A life-size chocolate Austin?!
怎样
what up?
是牛奶巧克力还是黑巧克力
Is that milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
翠丝
Trish!
一夜走红的奥斯汀·穆恩
Tonight on "the Helen show,"
今晚将做客 "海伦秀" 现场直播
Overnight Internet sensation austin moon, live!
没错 直播哦
That's right! Live live live!
他真是令人作呕
I am so sick of that guy.
我天赋异禀
I'm so talented!
他怎么能盗我的歌♥
How can he steal my song like that?
我一夜成名
I'm an overnight sensation.
- 别拉了 - 我势不可挡
- Stop pulling that string. - I'm unstoppable.
他今晚不是要去 "海伦秀" 吗
Hey, he's gonna be on "the Helen show" tonight, right?
我们去砸场 并公之于众
I say we crash his interview and tell the whole world the truth.
在直播的时候吗 在那么多人面前吗
On live television? In front of people?
臣妾做不到啦
I can't do that.
你必须这么做 他是个卑鄙的偷歌♥贼
You have to! That guy's a lowlife song-stealing thief.
# 他们渴望知道 #
# they want to know know know... #
这歌♥很火
It's a catchy song.
就这么做 老爸 我休息一会
That's it! Dad, I'm taking my break.
我得去搅和一下一个直播电视
I've got to go interrupt a live television broadcast.
好的 玩的开心哦
Okay, have fun!!
走吧 翠丝
C'mon, Trish.
我们是今晚 "海伦秀" 的神秘嘉宾
We're gonna be the surprise guests on today's "helen show."
# 他们渴望知道 #
# they want to know know know... #
你要接电♥话♥吗
Do you want to get that?
不用 只是工作上的事
No, it's just work.
门卫把我们和要去揭露奥斯汀丑陋面容的真♥相♥
Okay, the only thing standing between us.
隔开了
And telling the world the truth about Austin is that guard.
要想瞒天过海 得装作我们本来就是这的
The trick is to act like you're supposed to be here.
要表现的自信点
You gotta exude confidence.
妹子们 有事吗
Can I help you ladies?
没事
No!
我们在找厨房♥
Yes, we're looking for the kitchen.
或是洗手间 我们是伯尼的朋友
Or bathroom! We're friends with Bernie.
也许叫露露
Or Lulu?
我们要去 "海伦秀"
We're going to "the Helen show."
我们是奥斯汀·穆恩乐队里的乐师
We're musicians in Austin moon's band.
你们这些奥斯汀脑残粉
Look, you austies have been trying
一整天都在想着怎么溜进去
to sneak through here all day.
他是白马王子 歌♥又这么好听 我懂的
He's dreamy. That song'cacatchy. I get it.
不好意思美女们 如果你们不在名单上
Sorry, ladies. 上If your name's not on my list,
就进不去
You're not getting in.
刚刚我们是说了乐师吗
Did we say musicians?
我本想说
No, see, I meant.
魔术师
Magicians!
不会撒谎倒挺会变魔术的
Bad liars... Pretty good magicians.
欢迎回来
Hey, welcome back.
下一个嘉宾是一夜成名的
Our next guest is overnight Internet sensation
奥斯汀·穆恩
Austin moon!
- 该上场了 - 我做不到
- It's go time. - I can't do this.
那儿有个舞台 你晓得我有舞台恐惧症
There's a stage out there. You know I have stage fright.
我知道这对你来说很恐怖 你可以克服的
I know it's scary, but you can do it.
我会一直陪着你 慢慢来
I'm here for you. You just take all the time you need.
- 谢谢你 翠丝 非常感谢 - 时间到
- Thanks, Trish. I really appreciate... - Time's up.
站稳了 我们要揭晓事实了
Hold everything! We're here to tell you the truth.
那个人是黄鼠狼
That guy is a weasel!
还不是你想当宠物养的可爱的黄鼠狼
And not like a cute weasel you'd want as a pet.
而是一只可恶的偷歌♥黄鼠狼
More of a lying evil weasel who steals music!
他从没写过一首歌♥ 因为他就是写不出来
He's never even written a song. Because he can't!
还有
And...
这不是 "海伦秀" 啊
This isn't "the Helen show."
刚刚得到的消息
This just in.
"海伦秀" 在隔壁
"theelelen show" tapes next door.
# 渴望知道你的名字 #
# know know know your name name name #
# 他们渴望的女孩贪玩任性 #
# they want the girl girl girl with game game game #
# 待到他们了解你的成长历程 #
# when they look look look your way way way #
# 他们定会对你刮目相看 #
# you gotta make make make 'em do a double take. #
我们没时间了
So we are out of time.
太糟了
It's too bad
我们还想听你演唱另一首原创的呢
'cause we would love to hear you do another original song.
我写了很多歌♥的呢
Darn! I've written so many songs.
可惜你已经没时间了