疯狂动画（2020）

Animaniacs S01E03

Part 1 Nov. 30, 2020, 10:32 a.m.

♪是时候享受《疯狂动画》了♪
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
♪我们要疯狂耍宝♪
♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
♪请靠后坐稳好好放松♪
♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
♪你会笑到瘫♪
♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
♪我们是《疯狂动画》♪
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
♪来加入华纳兄弟♪
♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪还有华纳妹妹多特♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
♪我们绕着华纳电影公♥司♥转只是为了好玩♪
♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪
♪只要被抓住他们就会把我们关进高塔♪
♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪
♪但我们每次都能逃出生天现在你知道故事走向了♪
♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪
♪我们是《疯狂动画》♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪多特有智慧亚克闭不上嘴♪
♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
♪瓦克装好零食♪
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
♪我们的事业再次回归♪
♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
♪我们是《疯狂动画》♪
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
♪见见红耳和小聪明他们想统领宇宙♪
♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪
♪全新的演员阵容在焦点小组研究中取得良好结果♪
♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪
♪性别平等中性代词♪
♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
♪以及种族多元化♪
♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
♪笨蛋们会说我们过时了但我们早已开创先河♪
♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪
♪我们是《疯狂动画》♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪你应该看看我们的新合约♪
♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
♪我们要疯狂耍宝在裤子里装熏肠♪
♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪
♪我们是疯得不能再疯的动画♪
♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
♪可能会引起偏头痛♪
♪ May cause migraine‐y's ♪
♪《疯狂动画》事实如此♪
♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
《疯狂动画》
第一季第一集
摘金选手
看看我带了什么
Now, let's see.
棉花糖
Marshmallows.
全麦饼干
Graham crackers.
还有... 不不不不
And... Oh no! No no no!
我忘带巧克力了
I forgot the chocolate!
做不了棉花糖巧克力夹心饼干露营还有什么乐趣
What's the point of a camping trip without s'mores?
打扰一下你们不能在这露营
Excuse me, but you cannot be here.
这伙计可能有巧克力
Hey! Maybe this guy's got some chocolate.
是啊先生你有巧克力吗
Yeah, Mister! You got any chocolate?
求你了
Please?
什么没有
What? No!
为什么没有
Why not?
《查理与巧克力工厂》中的糖果制♥造♥商
因为这不是旺卡·威利在和你们玩
Because this is not Wonka Willy's playtime!
这是希腊运动会
This is the Greek Games!
还真是
So it is.
我叫尼尔斯·尼德哈特
And I am Nils Niedhart,
大家都看好我
the overwhelming favorite to win
拿下所有金牌
all the gold medals!
尼尔斯的囊中之物
看
Hey, look!
金色锡箔纸包着的巧克力
Foil‐wrapped chocolates!
真漂亮
So fancy.
看起来我们得努力成为
Looks like we're gonna have to become
"搅金选手"了
'gold meddlers'!
-短剧标题 -短剧标题
‐ Title of the sketch? ‐ Title of the sketch.
摘金选手
要开始了再见
It's starting! Okay, bye-bye!
比赛期间闲杂人等不能待在体育馆里
No squatters in the stadium until after games are over.
那是城市衰败开始的时候
That's when the urban decay sets in.
这真是太...
This is so...
刺♥激♥[在帐篷里]了
"in tents!"
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
让我们欢迎世界顶级运动员
say hello to the best athletes in the world.
是我大家好
Yah! Hello!
尼尔斯·尼德哈特来了
Nils Niedhart coming through!
别想了这不重要我开玩笑的
Get over it, no big deal. JK!
这很重要
Very big deal!
-尼尔斯尼尔斯尼尔斯 -我爱你尼尔斯
- Nils! Nils! Nils! ‐ I love you, Nils!
谢谢你但我已经深深地爱上了
Thank you, but I'm already in a serious relationship
我的肱二头肌罗纳德和玛蒂尔达
with my biceps, Ronald and Matilda.
还有我的胸肌莫比[气冲斗牛]和海比姆[火力全开]
And my pecs, Mooby and Highbeam.
还有我的小腿肌肉安布♥什♥[伏击]和巴祖卡[火箭筒]
And my calves, Ambush and Bazooka!
尼尔斯尼尔斯
Nils! Nils!
-让一下 -借光让我们过一下
- Outta the way! - One side, coming through.
借过一下
Excuse me!
我不是叫你们走开吗
I thought I told you to go away!?
我们走了啊我们去了伦敦
We did! We went to London,
开罗
Cairo,
去中国看了长城
the Great Wall of China!
我在巴黎找到了自我
I found myself in Paris.
只有运动员才可以来这里
Athletes are the only peoples allowed here!
看看你
Just look at you!
你的腿弱不禁风
Your legs are like the stems of a very vulnerable flower!
别扯我的腿
Hey! Don't pluck on my leg,
你头脑简单怀有偏见
you lazily rendered stereotype!
我们是运动员这毋庸置疑
We most certainly are athletes.
可你们连旗帜都没有
But you don't have a flag!
天告诉你一个不幸的消息
Oh boy. This is gonna hurt.
看到没旗
See? Flag!
伙计看起来我们要同台竞技了
Well, pal, looks like we'll be competitors.
让我们来一较高下吧
May the best man win.
第一项有组织坠落
First up, organized falling,
也被称为高空跳水
also known as the high dive.
尼尔斯尼尔斯尼尔斯
Nils! Nils! Nils! Nils! Nils!
老天观众好像没搞清楚状况
Oh dear, the crowd seems to be confused.
确实在我给他起的有趣的绰号♥里
Yes. On the list of funny names I've written for him,
他叫比尔斯·比夫哈特[知名音乐人]
I see his name is Bills Beefheart.
大家常犯这个错误比尔斯·比夫哈特是他爸爸
A common mistake. Bills Beefheart was his father.
很不幸
Tragic story there,
但这个人其实叫流心斯·乳酪哈特
but this guy's name is Grilled Cheese Art!
尼尔斯尼尔斯尼尔斯
Nils! Nils! Nils!
太空步走得很好不过你不觉得这有点过时了吗
An impressive moonwalk, but don't you feel it's a little dated?
确实不过我们这是90年代节目的重启版
It is, but this is a reboot of a '90s show.
有道理
Touché.
那是伯特·雷诺兹的动作
Ooh! The Burt Reynolds.
更过时也更厉害
More dated, and even more impressive.
尼尔斯尼尔斯尼尔斯
Nils! Nils! Nils!
评委们全都打了10分
Oh, 10's across the board!
很难打败他
That's gonna be tough to beat.
其实从数学上讲根本不可能打败他
Mathematically impossible, in fact.
幸运的是下一位选手并不懂数学
Luckily, our next competitor can't do math.
他就是来自伯班克的亚克·华纳
Yakko Warner from Burbank!
亚克的家人是他背后强有力的支撑
Yakko really depends on the support of his family.
我最近和他的哥哥聊过
I recently spoke to his brother.
我最近和她的妹妹聊过他们都说...
And I recently spoke to his sister. They both agree...
亚克不会游泳
He can't swim!
看起来亚克·华纳在入水时突破了音障
It appears Yakko Warner has broken the sound barrier upon re-entry.
没错多特
That's right, Dot.
这在身体上不可能做到也很难打败
Both physically impossible and tough to beat.
不
No!
老天这人求胜心真强啊
Boy, this guy is very serious about winning.
奖牌里的巧克力一定很好吃
It must be amazing chocolate in those medals!
马术
Equestrian.
马术
Ah, equestrian.
一项全靠马出力
The event where the horse does all the work,
功劳归骑手的运动
and the human takes all the credit.
你对揽功很了解吧
You know a lot about taking all the credit,
《世界地理之歌♥》先生
Mister Countries-of-the-World Song.
科尼什库格咱们去"挑"几枚金牌回来吧
Oh, Knishenkugel, let's "yump" for some gold medals, yah?
你们挺喜欢吧
Oh, you like that, huh?
挑挑
Yump! Yump!
我们在挑挑
We are yumping! Yumping!
表现还行