肥伦今夜秀2016.08.19.Heidi Klum

欢迎来到 纽约市洛克菲勒中心的6B演播厅
From studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart
现在为您带来 "吉米肥伦今夜秀"
of New York City, it's "the tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon."
今晚将到场的嘉宾有海蒂·克鲁姆
Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests... Heidi Klum.
大卫·奥伊罗
David Oyelowo.
音乐嘉宾为卡莉·蕾·吉普森
Musical guest, Carly Rae Jepsen.
以及特约Roots乐队全员
And featuring the legendary roots crew.
现在 掌声有请吉米·法♥伦♥!
And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
嘿 我正要说呢
Hey, that's what I'm talking about right there.
欢迎欢迎 热烈欢迎
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
大家好 欢迎大家的到来
Welcome, hi, welcome, everybody, hey!
欢迎赏光"今夜秀"
Welcome to "the tonight show."
我就是想说这个 同志们
That's what I'm talking about, everybody.
你们果然都到啦 一个不少
You're all here, everyone's made it.
我们今天都是"今夜秀"的一份子
We're all part of this thing, we're at "the tonight show."
嘿 近来还好吧?
Hey, how you doing?
很高兴见到你
Nice to see you.
天啊 今晚我们的节目简直太太太棒啦
Oh, my god, we have a great, great show tonight.
世上独一无二的海蒂·克鲁姆今晚将会登台
The one and only Heidi Klum is here tonight.
不知道你们有没有看到这条消息
I don't know if you saw this.
据说唐纳德·特朗普在最近一次访谈中表示
In a recent interview, Donald Trump was actually
海蒂·克鲁姆已经不再"魅力满分"了
quoted saying that Heidi is "no longer a ten."
但是海蒂对此不以为意
But Heidi said the comment didn't bother her, especially
毕竟这是一个连"四分"都不到的人说出来的话
coming from someone who was never even a four.
特朗普依然到处惹是生非啊
Trump is still picking fights everywhere.
实际上 最近他还表示再也不会吃奥利奥了
In fact, he recently said he won't eat oreos anymore because
因为生产奥利奥的公♥司♥搬到墨西哥去了
the company that makes them moved to Mexico.
然后克里斯. 克里斯蒂就说 那我是不是就能
Then Chris Christie said, "does that mean I can start dipping
拿它们蘸辣酱汁了?
them in salsa?"
不
No.
他接着说 "我开玩笑啦 其实我早就蘸过了"
He goes, "just kidding, I already do."
这将是本年度最盛大的生日
This has to be the biggest birthday of the year.
我想祝比尔·克♥林♥顿♥今天69岁生日快乐
I want to say happy birthday to Bill Clinton, who turned 69 today.
就这样
That's right.
或是像比尔会说的 "我等这一刻已经等了68年了"
Or as bill put it, "I been waiting 68 years for this."
当他听说蛋糕上将出现69时 他的反应是
When he heard there was going to be a 69 on the cake, he was
"听起来挺乱搞的 但还是让我们一起看看吧"
like, "that sounds messy, but let's see it."
嘿 来看看这个 伙计们
Hey, check this out, everybody.
我看到说现在游乐园都流行特别高的过山车
I read that a new trend at amusement parks is really high
叫做"巨型过山车" 其急剧下降的距离高达400英尺
roller coasters called giga coasters that have steep drops up to 400 feet.
现在 有请"一直以为自己在坐过山车"的
Here now to tell us more about this new trend is our "tonight
"今夜秀"记者TJ·伊万斯为我们带来更多有关此过山车的消息
show" correspondent who always thinks he's on a roller coaster, TJ Evans.
感谢你们光临
Thank you for being here.
谢谢 吉米
Thank you, Jimmy.
我现在超兴奋的
I'm super pumped.
这一定很棒
This is gonna be great.
TJ 给我讲讲这所谓的"巨型过山车"吧
TJ, tell me about these so-called giga coasters.
兄弟
Oh man.
要出发了
Here we go.
要出发了 哥们
Here we go, dude.
TJ TJ 这种"巨型过山车"最为人所熟知的是它的高度
TJ, TJ, these giga coasters, they're known more
之后才是它的速度 对吗?
for their altitude then for their speed, is that correct?
绝对会很赞
This is gonna be so good.
我现在好紧张
I got butterflies.
希望我不会晕过去啊 哥们
I hope I don't faint, bro.
TJ 回答问题好吗? 拜托了
TJ, TJ, can you please answer the question, please?
为什么现在会流行起过山车了呢?
Why is there this trend with roller coasters right now?
苍天啊
Holy crap, dude.
要出发了
Here we go.
TJ TJ 现在是在采访 不是在坐过山车
TJ, TJ, this is an interview, this is not a roller coaster.
我准备好了
I'm ready.
准备好了
I'm ready.
开始!吧
Let's do it!
TJ 停下
No, TJ, stop.
TJ 拜托...
TJ, please...
TJ
TJ, hey.
你现在可没在过山车上
You're not on a roller coaster.
简直太赞了!
This is awesome!
你在听我说话吗?
Can you hear me?
别胡闹了
Stop this.
马上停下来
Stop this right now.
啊 吉米
Oh, Jimmy!
和我一起坐过山车啊
Jimmy, come get on the ride with me.
我们没有在过山车上
This isn't a ride.
快上来
No, just get on.
快点
Just do it.
好吧
Okay, fine.
哦 太神奇了
Oh, that was amazing.
太棒了
That was awesome.
兄弟 再来一回怎么样?
Come on dude, you want to go again?
好啊 等我说完这段独白怎么样?
Yeah, right after the monologue?
好的 没问题
Yeah, definitely.
感谢TJ·伊万斯
TJ Evans, everybody.
这个总觉得自己在坐过山车的记者发来的报道
Our correspondent who always thinks he's on a roller coaster.
欢迎来到"今夜秀"
Welcome to "the tonight show,"
同志们
everybody.
再次感谢大家的光临
Thank you for being here.
今晚的节目非常精彩
Good show tonight.
海蒂·克鲁姆 今晚将做客"今夜秀"
Heidi Klum is here.
当然还有卡莉·蕾·吉普森和大卫·奥伊罗
Carly Rae Jepsen and David Oyelowo.
给旅客们说个消息
Some news for travelers, here.
由于美国运管局的机场人体扫描仪效果太差
The tsa's airport body scanners have been shown to be so
有关部门正在考虑重新启用
ineffective, officials are thinking about going back to
传统的金属探测器
traditional metal detectors.
而与此同时 拉瓜迪亚则继续选择
While laguardia would just continue to just have a
在其机场放置装扮成警♥察♥的稻草人
a scarecrow dressed as a cop.
肯定能吓到那些偷偷摸摸的人 对不对?
That should scare any people from doing anything fishy, isn't that right?
我绝对不敢从它旁边走过去 对不对 拉里?
No way am I gonna get past it, right, Larry?
那些稻草人能吓到任何人
These scarecrows will get anyone, stop anyone from doing
让他们没胆子胡来 对不对?
anything crazy, isn't that right?
愚蠢的人类啊
Stupid people.
太蠢了
Stupid people, right?
这些人太蠢了 对吧?
These people are so stupid, right?
没错吧?
Isn't that right?
这已经是我们第十次被吓坏了
That's ten times we got freaked out.
它的身高和巴里差不多
It's Barry's height.
巴里差不多就这么高吧
I think Barry's about this tall.
巴里的脸是用稻草做的
Barry's face is made out of straw.
告诉你们点娱乐新闻
Some entertainment news, guys.
"冰雪奇缘"的联合导演透露
The co-director of "frozen"
他正和其他编剧一起着手出一部续集
revealed he and his writing partner have started working on a sequel.
没错
Yeah.
续集正在酝酿中的消息激起了广泛讨论
News that the sequel is on its way generated a lot of buzz.
来看看大家都怎么说的
Just look at what people had to say.
这个女孩说 "冰雪奇缘"出续集的消息
This girl said, "I'm so so excited for the new 'frozen'
让我太高兴了
movie.
我每天听"冰雪奇缘"的原声碟不下十遍呢
I listen to the original 'frozen' soundtrack like ten times a day.
都等不及要听新歌♥了
I can't wait for new songs."
然后她爸爸说 "天啊 我不想再经历一次了
And then her father said, "dear god, I can't go through this again.
承受不起啊"
I'm not strong enough."
随它去吧
Let it go.
最后 这条消息也逗乐我了
And finally, this made me laugh.
下面是BBC的一位动物学家向大家阐述
A zoologist for BBC earth was explaining how hard it is to
在海洋里拍到一条蓝鲸有多难
spot a blue whale in the ocean.
但我不知道该不该相信他
But I'm not sure if I agree with him.
大家看
Check this out.
一方面这很让人激动
It's quite exciting in one way.
另一方面也很让人沮丧 因为你知道他们就在这儿
It's very frustrating in another that you know they're
但你就是怎么都找不到他们
here, but you just jolly well can't find them.
所以刚刚那可能是大海又打喷嚏了
That's probably the ocean sneezing again.
是这样的吧?
Is that what's going on?