沙子怪物（2015）

No
求你了 求你了 快起来
Please please get up
他
Did he
这不是真的
This isn't real
各位
Guys
我♥操♥
Fuck
天哪
God
好 好
Okay Okay
天
God
到底怎么回事 有人能告诉TMD发生什么了吗
What the hell Somebody want to tell me what the fuck just happened
你看到了
You saw
这是流沙 伙计 我们得离开这里
It was quicksand man We need to get out there and dig
不 你看到这沙子了
No You saw the sand
沙子吃了他 它吞噬了他
The sand ate him It devoured him
那是化学品 什么
It was chemicals What
化学品 肯定是有什么东西泄漏了 就是石油泄漏一样
Chemicals There was a spill or something like oil or something
别胡扯了 石油不是这样的
That's bullshit Oil does not do that
或许是他妈的只赚最低工资的地沟油的员工干的
or the fucking Quicky Lube guy would earn more than fucking minimum wage
这是政♥府♥干的
It was the government
恩 就是政♥府♥ 石油 化学品杀死了万斯 神秘事件
So it was the government oil chemicals that killed Vance Mystery solved
好吧 我们怎么办 我要找国会议员
Okay what do we do I'm gonna call my congressman
KCAL 9频道 60分钟
KCAL9 60 Minutes
得拿到手♥机♥ 叫人来 带我们离开这操蛋的地方
Just get me my phone Call someone and let's get the fuck out of here
该死 手♥机♥全在后备箱里
Shit The phones are in the trunk
噢 太他妈的好了 我们要怎么能才拿到手♥机♥
Oh that's just great How are we supposed to get 'em
维加斯规则 维你个鸡♥巴♥
Vegas rules you dick
这他妈的是哪个蠢驴的计划
What kind of stupid ass plan was that
拿走我们的手♥机♥ 就为了不让上他妈的互联网
Take our phones away so we don't end up on the fucking internet
你♥他♥妈♥的玩过火了
You see how played out that is
天哪 大伙们
God Guys
嘿 嘿 会没事的 你知道我们会没事的
Hey hey It's okay You know we're okay
我♥操♥ 你没看到刚才发生的事吗
The fuck we are Did you see what just happened
不 他是对的
No he's right
看看四周 我们很好
Look around We're okay
万斯在他妈的该死的沙子里
Vance is in the fucking sand
万斯死了 但我们没事
Vance is gone but we're okay
我们得好好呆着 好吗 好的
And we're gonna stay okay right Right
不
No
好吧 在车里它逮不到我们 那我们得呆在车里
Okay it can't get us in the car We've got to stay in the car
好了 发动车子带大伙离开这里
Okay drive the car over here and get us and we'll get out of here
然后报告上去 让他们来处理这该死的沙滩
and tell somebody about this and they can come deal with this shit
车子启动不了
The car won't start
是电池的事 约拿 关大灯
It's the battery Jonah stop Lights
把大灯关了
Turn the lights off
噢 电池没电了
Oh Dead battery
没事的 那好吧 我们呆在这里 我们只要呆在这里
That's okay All right then we wait here We're just gonna wait here
会有人来的 会有人来救我们的 对吧
Someone's gonna come Someone's bound to come and save us right
凯莉 你在做什么 凯莉 凯莉
Kaylee what are you doing Kaylee Kaylee
你在做什么 你疯了吗
What are you doing Are you crazy
不 只是看看 听我说 各位 沙子 你不能碰
No just look Listen to me you guys The sand you can't
好了 只要你闭一会嘴 注意一点
Okay Just please shut up for a second and pay attention to this
凯莉 注意观察
Kaylee Just watch
混♥蛋♥ 放我出来
Assholes Get me out of here
吉尔卡住了 来吧 混♥蛋♥们 帮帮我
Gil's stuck Come on you assholes help me
吉尔伯特 你得听我说 去你♥妈♥的♥
Gilbert you have to listen to me Screw you
吉尔伯特 停下 是你吗 米奇
Gilbert stop Is this you Mitch
吉尔伯特 看着我
Gilbert look at me
你最好现在就跑 一会看我怎么收拾你
You better start running Consider this a head start
吉尔伯特 别动 这不是玩笑 哥们
Gilbert don't move This is not a joke man
请停下来 它会伤害你的
Please stop It's gonna hurt you
是真的 我他妈的被塞在一个垃圾筒里 混♥蛋♥
Seriously I'm jammed in a fucking trash can asshole
帮我离开这里 吉尔伯特 你必须听我说
Help me out of here Gilbert you have to listen to me
你要说什么
What is it
沙子里有东西
There's something in the sand
什么
What
我不知道 我去不知道 万斯死了
I don't know We don't know Vance is dead
死了 玛莎也死了
Dead Marsha too
谁
Who
你认识她的 那女孩 脚就像 呃
You know her the girl with the the feet like er
这不好玩
That's not funny
我们所知道的就是你不能碰沙子 是的 伙计 沙子里有东西
What we know is you can't touch the sand Yeah man there's something in it
就像 细头发或 细头发
Like little hairs or Little hairs
是的 那我该怎么做
Yeah What am I supposed to do
你应该坐着别动 坐着别动
You're supposed to sit tight Sit tight
我被塞在一个该死的垃圾筒里 米奇 这很痛 伙计 真的很痛
I'm jammed in a fucking trash can Mitch It hurts dude It really hurts
听着 你只能这样 好吗
Listen you have to okay
如果你们他妈的耍我
If you guys are fucking with me
兄弟 吉尔伯特 求你了
Dude Gilbert please
吉尔伯特 听我说 我在听
Gilbert listen to me I'm listening
好吧 就要涨潮了
Okay the tide's coming in
是的 大约还有两小时 兄弟 潮水差不到到你那里 好吗
Yeah in about two hours dude that tide's gonna be right up next to you okay
你能等这么久吗 我很痛 米奇
Can you wait that long It hurts Mitch
只能坚持下去 好吗 放松一点
Just hang in there okay Get some rest or something
只是让她走
Just let her go
最好她能找到人
It's nice she found someone
听着 你想让我做什么
Look what do you want from me
和你想的同样的事
The same thing you wanted from me
听起来不算太坏当我这么想时 不是吗
It doesn't sound so bad when I put it that way does it
是的 这并没有什么
No it doesn't matter any more
潮水会来吗 你为什么说这个
The tide is coming in Why'd you say that
你想一下 这会让吉尔伯特好受一点
Do you think it makes Gilbert feel any better
至少比没有希望的困在该死的垃圾筒里强点
being stuck in a goddamn trash can without any hope
昨晚发生什么事了 什么也没有
What happened last night Nothing
我们一起喝了点酒 我们在聊天
We had a few drinks We talked
然后什么也没发生
Then nothing happened
恩 我们在沙滩上散步聊天
Yeah we walked on the beach and talked
然后呢
Then what
我不知道 我是说 你对约拿和钱♥达♥的表演没兴趣
I don't know I mean you weren't handling the Jonah and Chanda show
所以我们聊天 就像朋友一样 回到这里时醉倒了
so we talked about like friends came back in here and crashed
就这些
And that's about it
如果我们做♥爱♥了 我会知道的 可我说的是沙子
If we'd fucked I'd know I'm talking about the sand
有什么不同吗 为什么昨晚我们走在上面没事
What's different Why could we walk on it last night
那时到现在之间发生了什么
What happened between then and now
嘿 找到这个了
Hey Found this
噢 太好了 我们只要再坚持几个小时了
Oh great We've only been out here for hours
你有个好基础 钱♥达♥ 你会好起来的
You've got a good base Chanda You'll be fine
太好了 这边
That's great Right here
昨晚发生什么了 就是这他妈的沙子杀死了我的男朋友
What happened last night The fucking sand killed my boyfriend is what
好了 怎么回事 什么时候 什么变了 什么发生了
Okay how When What changed What happened
谁管呢 我只想离开这里
Who cares Get me out of here
是啊 吉尔伯特说得对 管他呢
Yeah Gilbert's right Does it matter
是啊 就是这样
Yeah it does
如果我们能确定发生什么了 那我们可以
If we can figure out what happened then maybe we can
那又能怎么样 帮我擦后背
Maybe we can what Do my back
也许我们可以想办法走出去
Maybe we can figure out how to get out
昨晚我们全都在这里露营 大家都没事的
We were all here last night camped out Everyone was fine
大家都醉倒了 噢 老天
Everyone crashed out Oh God
什么
What
一个人也没有了
Not everyone
它把大家都吃了
It got everyone
所有人
Everyone
噢 我的老天啊
Oh my God
不可能
No way
噢 该死 这是个恶作剧
Oh shit This is a prank
我一离开这鬼地方 我就揍扁你们这班家伙
I'm gonna fuck you guys up when I get out of here
我要揍扁你们 让我出去 让我出去
I'm gonna fuck you up Get me out Get me out
吉尔 吉尔 冷静一下 哥们
Gil Gil just chill out for a second man
太他妈的热了 我都要烧着了
It's so fucking hot I'm burning
我知道 我知道 冷静 我来帮你
I know I know Calm down Let me help you
我得离开这里
I've got to get out of here
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