居家男人（2000）

我们镇上没有哪个人
There isn't a guy in Union County who wouldn't give his left nut
不迷恋凯特 懂不?
to be with Kate, all right?
她这么棒 你竟然不好好珍惜
She's amazing, and you're gonna fuck it up.
好好想清楚 好不好?
Just think about that, all right?
亲爱的
Hey, honey.
比赛怎么样?
How was the game?
冗长 难玩而且凄惨
Long and boring and generally pretty sad.
阿尼好像玩得挺高兴
Arnie seemed to enjoy it.
应该是
Sort of.
巧克力蛋糕呢?
Hey, where's that chocolate cake?
你是说这个?
Do you mean this chocolate cake?
那是我的 我故意留起来
That's my piece. I was saving it
因为那个现成烤鸡肉难吃死了
because I got nauseated by that precooked mini-mall rotisserie chicken.
真好吃
It's good.
蛋糕给我
Give me that cake.
不给
No way.
拜托你
Come on.
不能给 这对我很重要
I'm sorry. It's too important to me.
我要蛋糕!
I want that cake!
你要蛋糕?
You want this cake?
我要
I want it.
多谢
Thank you.
好吃吧?
It's good, right?
孩子们睡了没?
Are the kids asleep?
跟我说 杰克
Say it to me, Jack.
说什么?
What?
你知道我最爱听什么话
You know what I like to hear.
宝贝 我知道你爱听什么
I know, baby. I know what you like to hear.
那快说 快说啊
Tell me. Tell me, tell me.
你这辣妹 弄得我欲♥火♥焚身
You're a bad girl, baby. You make me so hot.
什么?
What?
不是这个吗?
Not it?
很好 杰克
Nice, Jack.
真令我神魂颠倒
Sweeping me off my feet.
你害我欲♥火♥焚身
You make me hot.
今天凯特生日 你要说什么?
What do you say, everyone? This is a little birthday party for Katie.
生日快乐
Happy birthday, Katie.
他们还在一起吗?
Good to see you kids still together.
嗨 小朋友
Hello, kids.
爱琳 你真是不能小看
Evelyn, you look tremendous.
看看接下来如何
Look what happens when I do that.
杰克?
Jack?
最佳男主角
The man.
你老婆生日你有什么话说?
Do you have anything to say to your lovely wife on the day of her birth?
喂
Hey, hey!
你今天生日?
Today's your birthday?
对 22岁
That's funny, Jack.
真的?
You know what?
你生日
Wow, your birthday.
你是我老婆
It's You're my wife.
你是我老婆 今天你生日
You are my wife. Today is your birthday.
我真的有话要对你说
Well, actually, I do have one thing that I want to say to you.
希望你喜欢
And God, I hope you like it.
比尔?
Bill?
不会吧
Oh, no.
开始吧 比尔
Yes. You hit it, Bill.
你去年也穿一样的衬衫
You wore that shirt last year, by the way. Just so you know.
生日快乐 亲爱的
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
空气中充满爱意
There's love in the air.
不会错 这就是爱
He loves her. It's official. There's love.
该起床了 老公
Come on, it's time to get up, honey.
早安 贾施
Good morning, Joshie.
结婚纪念日快乐
Happy anniversary, honey.
听我说
Now, listen
不管你有什么怪点子
before you do whatever crazy stunt you've got planned
拜托先开我的礼物
I want you to open mine first.
我看慢点开吧
Maybe I should wait.
不要! 现在开嘛!
No! Come on!
快开快开
Come on, come on, come on. Open it.
嘉纳西服?
Zeena?
我在一个经销店买♥♥到的
I found it at an outlet store.
我知道是仿制品
Look, I know it's a knockoff
但你穿一定很帅
but I think it's gonna look great on you.
好好享受 亲爱的
Ah, enjoy it, sweetheart.
你可能也在等我送你什么
Yeah, uhyou're probably expecting something from me.
情况是这样的
Here's the thing
我打算晚上
I hadn't really planned on giving you your anniversary gift
再给你礼物
until tonight.
结婚纪念日一整天都值得纪念
You know, anniversary's good all day.
别闹啦
What are you talking about? You can never wait all day.
你以前连天亮都等不及 快啦!
You can't even wait till it's light out. Come on!
我知道
I know.
我知道 我一向都这样
I know. That's me. It's true.
但是
And but
好好笑 我
it's funny
你忘了
You forgot.
你竟然忘了我们的结婚纪念日
You actually forgot our anniversary.
我会补救
I'll fix it.
我马上去买♥♥礼物
I'll go out right now and I'll get you something.
我会弥补
I'll make it right.
喝喝看巧克力够不够
Let me know if there's enough chocolate in there, sweetheart.
还不错
Mm, not bad.
很好
Good.
我忘了警告你
I should have warned you.
爸每年纪念日都会做特别的事
Dad always does something really special for the anniversary.
怎样的事?
Like what?
有一年他把一颗星星取名凯特
One year he had a star named after her.
把星星取名凯特?
He had a star named after her?
真好 但会不会太
Well, that's nice, but isn't that a little
肉麻了一点?
corny?
妈妈很喜欢
Mom liked it.
我可以去百货公♥司♥买♥♥几副耳环
Maybe there's a jewelry store at the mall. I can pick her up a pair of earrings or something.
是不错啦 可是
That's good, but
你还是忘了今天是纪念日
you did forget the anniversary.
对 真是个大疏忽
That's right. That is a major oversight.
好吧 假如我是凯特
Okay, okay. So, if I'm Kate
我买♥♥不起高级的东西
I can't afford the finer things.
老公的事业很窝囊
My husband's career is definitely a crushing disappointment to me.
住在鸟不生蛋的郊区
I'm trapped in suburbia.
他有没有带她进过城?
Did he ever take her to the city?
你终于抓到窍门了
Now you're getting the hang of it.
这里不会太贵吗?
Jack, can we afford this place?
我们庆祝纪念日 管它贵不贵
I'm taking my baby out for our anniversary. Damn the costs.
来点什么?
What do you want?
先来一份砂锅鹌鹑肉煮蘑菇
We'll have the Terrine of Quail Breast with Shiitake Mushrooms to start.
然后薄片小牛肉淋覆盆子酱汁
Then the Veal Medallions in Raspberry Truffle Sauce.
然后鲍鱼煮朝鲜蓟花苞
And the Sea Scallops with Pureed Artichoke Hearts.
很好 先生
Very good, sir.
您真会点菜
And may I say, those are all excellent selections.
过奖
You may.
再来一瓶82年高级酒
Also, we'll have a bottle of Lafite, '82.
亲爱的
Honey
一瓶要800元呢
that's an $800 bottle of wine.
那就两杯红葡萄酒吧
We'll just have some red wine by the glass.
我还没原谅你 老油条
You are so not off the hook yet, Slick.
快原谅了吧?
But I'm getting close, right?
要不要跳舞?
You wanna dance?
这里不能跳舞的
I-I don't think there's dancing here, Jack.
当然可以
Sure, there is. Come on.
没想到卖♥♥轮胎的舞技这么好
Not bad for a tire salesman from New Jersey.