夜猫子（1930）

斯坦·劳莱
与
奥列佛·哈台
夜猫子
导演 詹姆斯·帕罗特
嘿 看这儿
HEY, LOOK HERE!
昨晚是谁
WHO WAS ON DUTY IN MY
在我这街区值班的
NEIGHBORHOOD LAST NIGHT?
哎呀 呃
WHY, UH...
是我 长官
I WAS, SIR.
是你 诶
YOU WERE, EH?
是的 长官
YES, SIR.
我整晚都在那儿
I WAS DOWN THERE ALL NIGHT.
你有看
DID YOU LOOK AT THIS
今早的报纸吗
MORNING'S PAPER?
没
NO.
没有 我没看今早的
NO, I DIDN'T SEE THIS MORNING'S.
你没看 诶
YOU DIDN'T, EH?
没
NO.
行 给我好好看看这个
WELL, TAKE A SQUINT AT THIS.
人♥民♥要求新任警♥察♥局长
军队针对
枯燥问题进行投票
歌♥剧明星
在决赛赢得认可
科学家寻求
与星体计划
沟通
4个新信♥号♥♥灯
被设立
一周内四十二起
入室盗窃案-无人被捕
一周内四十二起入室盗窃案--无人被捕
好啦 这是怎么回事
WELL, WHAT ABOUT IT?
我真是快受够你
I'M JUST ABOUT FED UP WITH YOUR
这种事了
KIND OF STUFF.
现在给我好好听着
NOW LISTEN TO ME.
如果那街区再发生窃案
IF THERE'S ANY MORE ROBBERIES IN
而你还没
THAT NEIGHBORHOOD AND YOU DON'T
抓到人 你就被炒了
MAKE AN ARREST, YOU'RE FIRED!
听明白了吗
YOU GET ME?
是 长官
YES, SIR.
老可怜蛋肯尼迪
POOR OLD KENNEDY.
你要抓到人
THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU'LL EVER
就一个办法
MAKE AN ARREST IS FRAME IT
陷害你自己
YOURSELF.
陷害我自己
FRAME IT MYSELF.
陷害我自己
FRAME IT MYSELF.
快点 快点
COME ON, COME ON.
快点
COME ON.
快起来离开这儿
GET UP OUT OF THIS.
快点
COME ON.
起来 起来
GET UP, GET UP.
快起来离开这里
GET UP OUT OF THERE.
我猜你们这俩家伙应该知道
I SUPPOSE YOU FELLAS KNOW YOU
你们这么做能在“石堆”
CAN GET 90 DAYS ON THE ROCK PILE
待上个90天
FOR THIS.
如果我让你们走 你们能
IF I SHOULD LET YOU GO, WOULD
帮我一个小忙吗
YOU DO...ME A LITTLE FAVOR?
我们可乐意了
WE'D BE GLAD TO.
我名叫肯尼迪
KENNEDY'S MY NAME.
我叫哈迪先生
MR. HARDY'S MINE.
这是劳莱先生 肯尼迪先生
THIS IS MR. LAUREL, MR. KENNEDY.
你好吗 劳莱先生
HOW DO YOU DO, MR. LAUREL?
提议是这样的
NOW, HERE'S THE PROPOSITION.
局长和我闹矛盾了
THE CHIEF AND I ARE ON THE OUTS,
然后我想和他
AND I WANT TO GET ON THE GOOD
搞好关系
SIDE OF HIM.
当然啦
NATURALLY.
自然啦
CERTAINLY.
我要你们这俩小伙做的就是
WHAT I WANT YOU BOYS TO DO IS
上去盗窃局长的
TO GO UP AND ROB THE CHIEF'S
房♥子
HOUSE.
为啥 我们肯定会被抓的
WHY, WE'D BE ARRESTED.
就是这样
THAT'S THE IDEA.
然后我会把你们抓起来
AND I WILL ARREST YOU.
我肯定可以从局长那里
THAT WILL PUT ME IN GOOD WITH
得到好感
THE CHIEF.
那我们
BUT WHAT'S GOING TO BECOME OF
会怎么样呢
US?
喔
OH.
别担心
DON'T LET THAT WORRY YOU.
肯尼迪会解决的
KENNEDY WILL FIX IT.
我们是不会干的
WE WON'T DO IT.
行吧
ALL RIGHT.
那你们就进“石堆”吧
THEN THE ROCK PILE FOR YOU.
快点
COME ON.
等会儿嘛
JUST A MOMENT.
不好意思
PARDON ME.
我跟我朋友好好谈谈
I'LL SPEAK WITH MY FRIEND.
就开个小会
JUST A LITTLE CONFERENCE.
好吧 那快点
WELL, MAKE IT SNAPPY.
不会有
NO GOOD
好结果的 然后我们会
WILL COME OF IT, AND WE'LL BE
进 进监狱的
PUT IN -- PUT IN JAIL.
不好意思哈
EXCUSE ME.
行吗
ALL RIGHT?
我们干
WE'LL DO IT.
我就猜你们会的
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
你一看就很
YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU HAD
聪明 还有这
INTELLIGENCE, AND SO TH--
来吧 我给你们看看在哪
COME ON, AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE
就那房♥子
THAT HOUSE IS.
就是那房♥子
That's the house.
现在 尽量保持安静
Now, be as quiet as you can.
我们一会儿见
I'll see you later.
是收垃圾的 先生
IT'S THE GARBAGE MEN, SIR.
爬上墙
Climb over the wall.
噢
OH!
嘘
Shhhh!
别嘘我
DON'T SHUSH ME.
把那些东西捡起来
PICK THOSE THINGS UP.
怎么了
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
我怕
I'M SCARED.
这没什么
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID
好怕的
OF.
肯尼迪会解决的
KENNEDY WILL FIX IT.
快点 我们走
COME ON. LET'S GO.
嘿
Hey!
嘿
Hey!
看看外面有什么
SEE WHAT THAT RACKET IS OUT
动静
THERE.
噢 是猫 先生
OH, IT'S THE CATS, SIR.
假装我们是猫
Let's pretend we're cats.
去做点什么吧
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
你能不能别玩啦
WILL YOU QUIT YOUR PLAYING?
进去
Get in.
我怕
I'm afraid.
这儿没什么
There's nothing to be afraid
好怕的
of.
肯尼迪会解决的
Kennedy will fix it.
快点吧
Now come on.
噢 遭了
OH, SHOOT!
拿点什么 快点
GET SOMETHING, QUICK!
把你手拿开
Get your hands off of it.
你干嘛不做点事
WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING TO
帮帮我
HELP ME?
我能干什么
WHAT CAN I DO?
它是被吹得上的
IT BLEW SHUT.