疯狂神父（2006）

纳柯！ 纳柯！
Nacho! Nacho!
纳柯！ 纳柯！ 纳柯！ 纳柯！
Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
杰克·布莱克
片名：疯狂神父
安娜·德拉·雷古拉
赫克特·吉门雷兹
彼得·斯特曼
给你
For you.
这个给你
One for you.
给你
For you.
这个给你
One for you.
这个给你
One for you.
导演：
杰瑞德·赫斯
我们怎么连个色拉都吃不到？
How come we can't ever have just, like, a salad?
已经很不错了，胡安·保布
Be grateful, Juan Pablo.
今天特别好吃
Today is especially delicious.
孩子们，值得高兴的是
Orphans, smile and be happy,
上帝赐给了我们一位新老师
for God has blessed us with a new teacher.
她来自于格大卢布
She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent
姐妹山的欧洒克女修道教区
of the lmmaculate Heart Sisters Lady Mountains of Guadalupe.
因卡纳辛修女
Sister Encarnacion.
谢谢，兄弟
Thank you, Brother.
孩子们今天我要跟你们讲一个 关于伊莎贝尔的故事
Children, today I want to tell you a story about Isabel.
好了，新游戏
Okay, new game.
-去抢吧 -嗨，那是我的球
- Go get it! - Hey, that's my ball!
修女姐姐
Sister.
我叫纳西欧
I'm Ignacio.
上帝会保佑你的，纳西欧
God be with you, Ignacio.
好吧
Anyways,
你今晚有没有空
I was wondering if you would like to join me
来厨房♥尝点面包片
in my quarters this night for some toast.
快点
Look alive!
有个人得了感冒 你得去探望一下
There is a man sick with influenza. I need for you to pay him a visit, huh?
-我和修女姐姐… -你总是唠叨什么没有机会尽道士义务
- But the sister and I...
- You are always complaining of never having priestly duties.
现在正是时候
Here is your big duty, huh?
快去
Go now,
我要跟姐姐商量一些圣事
so that Sister and I may talk of holy things.
我喜欢你的牛
I like your cow.
他在哪？
Where is he?
主啊，请接纳这位先生
Holy Father, please receive this man to your kingdom.
多谢你今天能来
Thank you for coming here today.
这个人的生活不错
This man lived a good life.
一位漂亮的妻子
He had a wonderful woman,
一个美丽的花♥园♥
a lush garden,
还收集了俄♥罗♥斯♥嵌套娃娃
and a collection of Russian nesting dolls.
希望他永得安宁
May he rest in peace.
好的
Okay.
孤儿的薯片
嗨
Hey!
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纳柯！ 纳柯！ 纳柯！ 纳柯！ 纳柯！
Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
搞定
Okay.
你好吗？
How's it going?
已经很晚了，纳西欧
It's very late, Ignacio.
等我一下
Give me a second.
烤的不错
Good toast.
那
So,
每个人都叫你忧若
everyone calls you guero.
我妈妈来自斯堪的纳维亚 是个路德教会的传教士
My mother was a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia
我爸爸是来自墨西哥的执教士
and my father, a deacon from Mexico.
他们本想互相感化
They tried to convert each other,
后来他们反而结婚了
but they got married instead.
接着就死了
And then they died.
我们来说一点实质性的东西
So anyways, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.
跟我说说
Tell me,
因卡纳辛到底是谁?
who is this Encarnacion?
恩
Well,
我喜欢淡褐色
my favorite color is light tan.
我最喜欢小狗
My favorite animal is puppies.
我喜欢为主服务
I like serving the Lord.
徒步旅行
Hiking.
喜欢打排球
Play volleyball.
不是真的吧
You gotta be kidding me.
你说的都是我每天想做的
Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do every day.
那你真的喜欢待在兄弟修道院吗？
So, you enjoy yourself here at the Brotherhood?
孩子，我喜欢孩子 他们就是我的心
The children, I love the children. They are my heart.
但是说实说
But to tell you the truth,
那俩兄弟整天让我在厨房♥干活
the brothers make me cook stew and stuff all day,
却不给钱让我买♥♥粮食
but they don't give me money for fresh ingredients.
他们以为我对圣经一窍不通 但我知道
And they don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.
知道吗
Okay?
今天我在镇上看到一个人
Today, I saw a man in town.
人们给他献花还有好多东西
People were throwing daisies at him and giving him goodies.
有时我也想得到那样的尊敬
Sometimes I would like that kind of respect.
他是谁？
Who was this man?
告诉你吧 他是位打手
Well, to tell you the truth, he was a luchador.
散打不是正道，纳西欧
Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio.
人们为他欢呼 他只是个玩偶
People cheer for him, but he is a false idol.
随你说啦
Whatever.
耐心点，弟弟
Be patient, Brother.
会过去的
This, too, shall pass.
这是什么？
What is this?
剩饭
Leftovers.
请享用
Enjoy.
没有调料
There is no flavor.
没有香料 没有麦片
There are no spices. Where are the chips?
被人偷了
Somebody stole them.
你没告诉他们这是主的麦片吗？
Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
我本打算说的…
I was trying to...
-你真没用，纳西欧 -大家都不要争了
- You are useless, Ignacio. - Silence, Brothers.
这是我吃过的最差的
This is the worst lunch I ever had.
你的唯一职责就是煮饭
Your only job is to cook.
复活节之后我一直在拉稀
Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
好吧
Okay.
也许这不是我的正确职责
Maybe I am not meant for these duties.
煮饭职责，死板职责
Cooking duty. Dead guy duty.
是时候该我重新寻找职责了
Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty.
我觉得你做的很好吃
I think your food is good.
我是我命运的看守人
I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny,
将来要在阳光下 迎接我光荣的一天
and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.
好吗？
Okay?
再见
See you.
嗨，听我说
Hey! Listen to me! Hey!
牧楚听我说，我需要你的帮助
Mucho take it easy. I need your help.
看你的腿
Take out the legs!
听我说
Listen to me!
今天，我的生活可以有新的起点 但是我需要一个帮手
Today, I have the chance of a lifetime, but first I need a man.
给我滚开
Get off me!
你难道不明白吗？
Don't you see?
你和我的技术 可以组专业散打队
Your skills plus my skills in the ring, tag team.
你疯了
You're crazy!
你难道没有厌倦你肮脏的脸吗？
Aren't you tired of getting dirt kicked in your face?
但我有
I am!
你难道不想体验一下荣誉？
Don't you want a little taste of the glory?
看它什么感觉？
See what it tastes like?
不想
No!
如果我们赢 我们可以得到$200
If we win, we get 200 pesos!
馋嘴
Chancho!
馋嘴！
Chancho!
馋嘴， 我要借一点糖