流言终结者：行尸走肉特辑

警告接下来的节目包含劈砍
重击及抽打僵尸的
可怕镜头
建议您在观看前审慎考虑
另外 请勿在家
尝试本片中的任何实验
本片中所有的僵尸
均为专业人员
本集《流言终结者》为您呈现...
On this episode of "Mythbusters"...
警告
禁区 闲人免入
你看见什么了吗
See anything?
僵尸 不死族
Zombies, the undead...
游荡于世间 觅食人类大脑
Roaming the earth hunting for brains...
他们又找上门来了
They found us again.
长久以来人们都认为僵尸是虚构的
Long thought of as fictional...
都怪你和你那身臭雪茄味把它们引来了
It's you and your damn cigars.
好吧 可以确定不是你的大脑
Well, it sure ain't your brains.
他们确实是虚构的
Well, they are fictional.
但不代表我们不能进行和它们有关的实验
That doesn't mean we can't test with them, though.
欢迎来到《流言终结者》僵尸特辑
Welcome to the "Mythbusters Zombie Special."
跟我喊 "大脑"
Say it with me, "Brains!"
跟我喊"大脑"啊
Say it with me, "Brains."
-大脑 -好 开始吧
- Brains. - There you go.
亡者们重见天日
The day of the dead has dawned.
我们共同集结 迎接末日的到来
Assembled for the apocalypse
同时《行尸走肉》里的灭僵大♥师♥
and joined by "The Walking Dead"'s
迈克尔·鲁克也将加盟节目
master of mayhem, Michael Rooker...
我讨厌僵尸
I hate zombies.
团队将研究三条关于逃生的流言
The team tackles a trio of survival tall tales.
对抗僵尸法则一 瞄准脑袋
Rule number one -- ugh, aim for the head.
首先 在面对黑暗军团的时候
First, when faced with the army of darkness,
斧头...
Does the ax...
真的比枪更有效吗
actually outgun the gun?
无可挑剔
Groovy.
然后 一群僵尸到底是怎么把门顶开的呢
Then, how exactly does an undead horde heave down a door?
我们来吃你了 老头子
We're coming for you, old man.
最后
And finally,
僵尸真的能追上活人吗
can walkers really outpace the human race?
被僵尸追赶时 你确实跑得更快
You do run faster when zombies are chasing you.
流言终结者是何方神圣
Who are the mybusters?
亚当·沙维奇
Adam Savage...
科学概率70%
70% chance of science.
杰米·海曼
And Jamie Hyneman.
你闹够了没
Are you done screwing around?
他们有超过三十年的特技经验
Between them, more than 30 years of special-effects experience.
和他们二位一道的是 托里·贝鲁奇
Together with Tory Belleci...
来锯了这辆车吧
Let's chop this car up!
格兰特·今原
Grant Imahara
有东西刚刚碰到我了
Something just touched me!
还有卡莉·拜伦
And Kari Byron.
应该会很有趣
This should be fun.
他们不光讲述流言
They don't just tell the myths.
他们还将流言付诸实践
They put them to the test.
流言终结者
僵尸特辑
准备好收看科幻小说里的科学事实吧
Stand by for some facts with your fiction.
本集是"流言终结者大战僵尸"
It's "Mythbusters" Versus Zombies.
僵尸特辑
第一个流言是什么
What's up first?
我问你
Well, let me ask you.
如果你被僵尸群包围了
If you were surrounded by a zombie horde
而你只能选择一件武器的话
and you could choose only one weapon,
你会选哪个呢
what would you choose --
枪还是斧头
the gun or the ax?
-当然是枪 -没错
- The gun. - Right.
大多数人都会这么选 但有一条流言说
Most people would, but there's a myth
其实斧头是更好的选择
that the ax is in fact the better tool.
-真的吗 -是的 你看这样行不
- Really? - Yeah. So what do you say?
你拿枪 我拿斧头
You take the gun, I take the ax.
我们去找些僵尸来吧
Let's go find some zombies.
-僵尸是虚构的 -对哦
- Zombies are fictional. - Right.
那就去找一百个扮演僵尸的人吧
Let's go find 100 people willing to dress as zombies.
-成 -这个不难办吧
- Okay. - How hard could that be?
确实一点也不困难
As it turns out, not hard at all.
《流言终结者》迷们最爱变装打扮
"Mythbusters" fans love getting dressed up.
亚当和杰米到底要怎样
Now, how exactly are Adam and Jamie
在不伤害任何人的情况下
going to test the weapons' lethal efficiency
测试武器的杀伤效率呢
without actually hurting anybody?
既然杰米选择了枪作为武器
Now, since Jamie's weapon of choice is a gun
而小说里说杀死僵尸的唯一方法
and the only fictional way to kill a fictional zombie
是爆头
is with a headshot...
这意味着我们要对着僵尸志愿者的面部开枪
We're gonna need to shoot our zombie volunteers in the face,
因此我们必须想办法保护
which means we're gonna have to protect the faces
僵尸志愿者的面部
of our zombie volunteers.
解决方案就是塑料面具
The answer is plastic face protectors...
我觉得应该有效
I think this is going to work.
并且使用彩弹枪
and paintball guns.
今天能好好玩一把了
This is gonna make my day.
没错 今天是"朝亚当的脸射击"日
Yep. It's "shooting Adam in the face" day.
正中靶心
Bull's-eye!
杰米一枪正中我的眉心
Jamie hit me dead between the eyes
而带着僵尸面具的我
while I was wearing my zombie mask,
没什么感觉
and I didn't feel a thing,
完全达到了保护志愿者的目的
which is exactly what I want our volunteers to be feeling.
既然原型满足要求
So, now, the prototype works.
我们要批量制♥作♥至少一百个这样的面具
It's time to mass-manufacture at least 100 of these.
这些准备工作是为了让杰米·海曼
All of this work just so that Jamie Hyneman
能够为了科学目的 举枪射击陌生人的脸
can shoot strangers in the face for science!
接下来 亚当开始为流言中推荐的
Next, Adam turns to the myth-preferred method
杀死僵尸的方法做准备
for wasting walkers.
我觉得你们都同意
Now, I'm quite sure you all agree with me
我所选的消灭僵尸的武器 斧头
that the weapon I've chosen for killing zombies, the ax,
会比枪好使得多
is far superior to the gun.
不过由于僵尸并不存在
But since zombies don't actually exist
我也不能用真的斧头
and I won't be able to drive an actual ax
劈开他们可爱的头骨
through their ever-loving undead skulls,
我必须找到一种安全杀死僵尸的方法
I'm gonna have to come up with a safe way for killing our zombies.
快看亚当的海绵斩首斧
Cue Adam's clever cushioned cleaver.
它可以安全地在砍到的每个僵尸脑袋上
It'll leave a safe green paint splatter
留下一道绿色颜料印记
for every zombie brain splattered.
这太赞了
Aw. This is awesome.
我昨晚填装的彩弹颜料
The paintball paint that I put in the compartment last night
已经漂亮地渗进了泡沫里
has beautifully seeped through the foam.
看看它会留下怎样的印记
Let's see what kind of mark it makes.
这就是已死僵尸的印记
That is the mark of one dead zombie,
虽然他们本来就已经死了
except that they're already dead.
姑且叫他们冻结僵尸好啦
Let's just call them inactive zombies.
赶紧去实验吧
Let's get to testing!
武器准备就绪
And so, with weapons at the ready...
你会喜欢这里的
You'll like this place.
这是个慎人的好地方
It's nice and creepy.
终结者们集结在此绝佳之地
The team assembles at the perfect location
将僵尸消灭殆尽
for a spot of zombie annihilation.
为了测试哪个才是干掉僵尸最有效的方法
For testing the most efficacious method for dispatching a zombie,
用枪还是用斧头
a gun or an ax,
我们来到了我们最爱的场地之一
we've come to one of our all-time favorite locations.
这里不仅够大 能让我们充分观察
It's not only a big enough space for us to really see
了解实验情况
and understand what's going on,
还有些后启示录的味道
it's suitably post-apocalyptic.
我感觉像是被一只爬行僵尸追着一样
I feel like I'm being chased by a crawling zombie.
没错 脑子
Yeah! Brains!
人类
区域
僵尸群
如果我在躲避僵尸
If I was hiding out from zombies,
我就会选择这样的避难所
this is exactly the kind of citadel I would seek out.
僵尸
Zombies!