寻找雷神锤子路上发生的趣事（2011）

Marvel One-shot: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer

Part 1 Sept. 29, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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《寻找雷神锤子路上发生的趣事》
Marvel One-Shot
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer 2011
举起手来！快点！
Hands up, don't move!
别耍花样，否则打爆你的脑袋
Don't move or I'll blow your head off.
还有谁在这儿
Who else is here?
外面那辆车是谁的
Who owns that car outside?
我的
I do.
不过准确的说是租来的
But it's really more like a lease...
把钥匙扔过来
Toss the keys over here.
快点！ - 好的，好的
Come on! - Okay, okay.
把收银台里的钱都清出来
Empty the cash register.
全部装到这个包里
Start filling this bag.
把烟装在...
Cigarettes, pack
打扰一下
Excuse me.
我还有这把枪
I also have this gun,
你们可能用得着
you'll probably be needing that.
把枪放下！快点！放下枪！
Put it down! Right now! Put it down!
好的，我一点儿也不想惹麻烦
Okay, don't want any trouble.
那就把枪扔过来
Toss the piece over here then.
我可不想用扔的
I prefer not to throw it
万一枪杆子走火了怎么办
and risk the gun accidently going off...
要不把它滑过去给你们?
Maybe I could slide it over?
好，把枪滑到我的脚下，别想耍任何花样
Yes, slide it over to my feet, don't try anything funny.
好的
Okay.
我先移♥动♥到这边的过道
I'm just gonna move over to this aisle,
然后再把枪滑过去给你
and I slide it over to you.
淡定
Okay.
抱歉弄得一团糟
Sorry for the mess.
我有选择困难症
I couldn't decide.
不用找了
Keep the change.
等等
Wait!
我要怎么跟警♥察♥解释?
What should I tell the police?
告诉他们跆搏健身操视频不是看着玩的
Tell them those Tae-Bo tapes really paid off.
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