八年级（2018）

Hey. - Hey.
呃 你在做什么呢
Uh, whatcha doing?
玩游戏
Playing a game.
是哦
Cool. Cool. Um...
你对即将到来的高中生活感到兴奋吗
Uh, are you excited for high school?
恩 应该会很有趣 -是的
Yeah. Should be cool. - Yeah.
你想过这里会发生真正的枪击事件吗
You ever think there'd be a real shooting here?
有就好了
I wish.
是呢
Same. Um... Like...
你为什么希望会有枪击案发生
Why do you wish there was one?
因为我会揍死他
'Cause I'd fuck him up.
拿起枪 肘击他的下颚 把他打倒
Take his gun and elbow him right in the jaw, lay him out.
我可不会怂到躲在桌子底下
I wouldn't be a pussy and sit under my desk.
是啊 你肯定能把他打爆
Yeah, you would fuck him up.
他肯定会 彻底玩完
He'd be, like, totally screwed.
当然
Yeah.
哦 天啊 这太尴尬了
Oh, my God, that was so embarrassing.
超级搞笑 你绝对想象不到
Like, it's super funny. You won't, like...
那有多好笑 艾登 我只是
It was so funny, Aiden, I just...
就像刚才发生的事 真的很有趣
Like, yeah, it was really funny what just happened.
什么事
What?
这有点
It's kind of just
太令人尴尬了 我都不太好意思说
too embarrassing for me to even, like, talk about.
我的意思是 -好吧
I mean... - Okay.
我是说 我只是 试着打开图享
I mean, I just... I was trying to open up Instagram,
然后我就把我存放不雅照片的文件夹拖出来了
and then I ended up pulling up my dirty photos folder,
那太... -真的吗
and it was just... - Really?
是的
Yeah.
什么样的
What was it of?
就是 呃 你知道 就是
Just... Just, you know, like...
我 -什么姿势
Me. - Doing what?
我不知道 其实就是 呃 就是很随意的
I don't know. Just, you know, like, hanging out.
我能看看么 -不 不行
Can I see it? - No, no.
只有我男朋友能看
It's only for my boyfriend to see.
谁是你男朋友
Who's your boyfriend?
呃 他是 呃
Uh, he's... Uh...
你知道 就是 他现在 呃 不在
You know, like, right now he's off...
好吧 其实我想说 我现在并没有男朋友
Well, I mean, I don't really have one right now,
但是 你懂的 就是
but, you know, like,
我保存了一些比较污的照片 想给他看
I'm saving some dirty photos to, like, send him
等我真有了男朋友的时候
when I do have one.
真的 -对
Really? - Yeah.
你会吹♥箫♥么
You give blowjobs?
呃
Uh...
凯拉
Kayla.
回答你的问题 我会
To answer your question, I do,
而且我非常擅长
and I'm, like, really good at them.
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嗨 我是凯特医生
Hi, I'm Dr. Kat,
今天我要给大家介绍一些小技巧
and I'm here to give you some tips
让你的口♥活♥儿做得更好
for performing oral sex on him.
首先 你要
First off, you...
吐唾液
舔
吞吐阴♥茎♥
对不起 我不是故意要吓你
Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
你没吓着我
You didn't.
你在干嘛
Whatcha up to?
没什么
Nothing.
好吧
Cool.
在学校还顺利么
School was good?
顺利
Yeah.
那就好
Good.
嘿 你知道我今天遇见谁了么
Hey, you know who I ran into today?
你还记得有个人...
Do you remember that guy who...
那是香蕉么 -啊
Is that a banana? - What?
什么
What?
你拿着的是香蕉么
You're having a banana?
哦 这个啊 我刚刚抓了根香蕉
Oh, this, I was just grabbing a banana.
我还以为你不喜欢香蕉
I thought you hated bananas.
我喜欢
No.
我发誓 一个月前
I swear, like, a month ago
我问你想不想吃香蕉
I asked you if you wanted a banana,
你发了好大火 对我说
and you got all angry at me, and you said
你讨厌香蕉 还说我总是忘记你不喜欢吃香蕉
you hate bananas, and I always forget that you hate bananas.
我想我还记下来了
I actually think I wrote a note
在我的手♥机♥上
down about it on my app thing,
这样我就不会
so I wouldn't
再忘记 -呃
forget... - Uh...
我已经不讨厌它们了
I don't hate them anymore.
嗯 这挺好
Hmm. That's great.
对 我现在就把它吃了
Yeah. I'll just eat it right now.
管它呢
Who cares?
你确定你喜欢香蕉吗
Are you sure you like them?
亲爱的 你看起来
Honey, you don't look...
好吧 我根本就不喜欢吃香蕉 行不
Fine! I don't like bananas. Okay?
长得像香蕉的东西
请进
Yeah?
嘿
Hey.
嗨
Hi.
你怎么样了
How ya doin'?
挺好
Good.
那就好
Good.
所以 喔 你还记得
So, oh, you got the, uh,
明天去高中体验的事吧
high school thing tomorrow, right? The shadow thing?
对 -太好了
Yeah. - That's cool.
应该会很有趣的
That should be fun.
对
Yeah.
很好
Nice.
很好
Yeah.
嗯
Yeah...
很好 我已经迫不及待想听你讲了
All right, I can't wait to hear about it.
是啊
Yeah.
好吧 我去睡觉了
All right. Well, I'm going to bed.
爱你
Love you.
别睡太晚
Don't stay up too late.
嘿
Hey...
就是 你不用
Just so you know, you don't, well...
我没生气 只是
I'm not mad, but...
就是 你不用
Just so you know, you don't need to, like,
再担心我了
worry about me anymore
因为我现在感觉非常好
because I'm actually doing really great right now,
我的生活也特别精彩
and my life is really amazing.
不错
Cool.
那太好了 -是的
That's awesome. - Yeah.
好吧 晚安
Okay. Uh... Good night.
嗯 晚安
Okay. Good night.
我爱你 -我也爱你
I love you. - Love you too.
上帝啊
Dear God,
明天
tomorrow is...
明天真的对我非常 非常重要
Tomorrow is a really, really important day for me,
我真的需要
and I really need it...
真的需要您让一切顺利
I really need you to make it a good day.
我知道
I mean...
我知道不可能每天都
I understand that every day can't be,
一帆风顺的
like, a great day, um...
但是明天 我真的需要一切顺利
But I really need tomorrow to be a good one.
哪怕 你之后给我很多
I mean, even if you give me a ton of, like,
糟糕的日子也没关系
really bad days in the future or something, um,
只要明天顺利就好