神秘博士2007圣诞特别篇：诅咒之旅

什么
What?
什么
What?
泰坦尼克号♥
什么
What?
对了
Right...
所有乘客请注意
Attention all passengers.
泰坦尼克号♥现已到达太阳系三号♥行星
The Titanic is now in orbit above Sol 3,
也被称为地球 居住种群为人类
also known as Earth, population - Human.
女士们先生们 欢迎来到圣诞节
'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Christmas!'
神秘博士 2007圣诞特辑
诅咒之旅
在轨运行平稳
Orbit, nice and steady.
很好 卡维尔先生
Good work, Mr Cavill.
保持位置
And maintain position.
听我说 先生们
Now then, gentlemen,
根据下方这颗星球的传统
according to the traditions of the planet below,
圣诞节是一个欢庆的节日
Christmas is a time of celebration.
我想也许你们也该喝点朗姆酒
I think you might be entitled to a tot of rum.
就一杯
Just the one!
去吧
Off you go.
-长官 -长官
- Sir. - Sir.
长官
Sir.
我留下来看着
I'll keep watch.
长官
Sir.
还有你 叫什么来着
And you, what was it?
弗雷姆见习生 长官
Midshipman Frame, sir.
刚有资格上船 长官 第一次出任务
Only just qualified, sir. First trip out!
那么你可以走了 见习生
Then you can stand down, Midshipman.
但是
But, erm...
条例规定 驾驶室在任何时候
Regulations say the bridge has to be staffed
都至少要有两名船员值守 长官
by two crew members at any one time, sir.
说的好 很好
Well said. Very good!
应该是个安静平和的夜晚
Well, it should be nice and quiet.
下面那只是颗五级行星
It's only a Level 5 planet down below...
地点:地球
五级行星
他们甚至都不知道我们在这
they don't even know we're here.
平安夜 我想他们是这么叫的
Silent night, I believe they call it.
一个平安的夜晚
A silent night.
马科斯·卡普康尔游轮公♥司♥
马科斯·卡普康尔游轮公♥司♥
Max Capricorn Cruiseliners,
最快 最远 最好
the fastest, the furthest, the best.
我当然知道 因为
And I should know, because...
我就是马科斯
my name is Max!
《Winter Wonderland》 Felix Bernard/ Richard B. Smith
*Sleigh bells ring*
*Are you listening*
*In the lane*
*Snow is glistening*
*A beautiful sight*
*We're happy tonight*
*Walking in a winter wonderland*
*Gone away is the blue bird*
*Here to stay is a new bird*
*He sings all a song*
*As we go along*
*Walking in a winter wonderland*
*In the meadow we can build a snowman...*
-圣诞快乐 先生 -圣诞快乐
- Merry Christmas, sir. - Merry Christmas.
我可不是来放假的 尤其当我还有网接电♥话♥
It's not a holiday for me, not while I've still got my vone,
按我说的去做 卖♥♥了
now do as I say and sell!
晚上好 我是57号♥乘客
Evening, Passenger 57,
我记性不好 麻烦提醒我一下 你是
terrible memory, remind me, you would be?
信息 天国侍者 为游客提供信息
Information. Heavenly Host, supplying tourist information.
很好 那么告诉我 因为我脑子不好使
Good! So, tell me, cos I'm an idiot,
我们从哪里来
where are we from?
信息 泰坦尼克号♥来自卡斯塔利安行星带
Information. The Titanic is en route from the Planet Sto
斯托行星
in the Cassavalian Belt.
此次巡游的主题是
The purpose of the cruise
体验原始文明
is to experience primitive cultures.
泰坦尼克 谁想的名字
Titanic, erm, who thought of the name?
信息 它的名字
Information. It was chosen
选自于地球上最著名的一艘船
as the most famous vessel of the Planet Earth.
他们有告诉你它为什么出名吗
Did they tell you why it was famous?
信息
Information.
所有名字的挑选者都是马科斯·卡普康尔
All designations are chosen by Mr Max Capricorn,
名下公♥司♥马科斯 马科斯 马科斯
President of Max... Max... Max... Max...
马科斯 马科斯 马科斯 马科斯
Max... Max... Max...
出了点小故障
Oops! Bit of a glitch.
抱歉 先生 交给我们处理吧
Sorry, sir, we can handle this.
马科斯 马科斯 马科斯
Max... Max... Max...
软件问题 仅此而已
Software problem, that's all,
交给我们吧 先生 圣诞快乐
leave it with us, sir. Merry Christmas!
又坏了一个 这些机器到底是怎么了
That's another one down, what's going wrong with these things?
这都已经八个出故障了
That's eight of them now, on the blink.
有一位女士让侍者帮她修项链
One woman asked the Host to fix her necklace,
结果她的脖子差点被掐断
it almost broke her neck.
头等舱里啊
In first class!
我检查过这些机器人 没发现问题啊
I've been over the robotics, nothing.
就像有种东西侵入了它们 某种程序错误
It's like something's got into them, some kind of bug.
等等 等等
Whoa, wait, wait.
放那边 15区
Over there, bay 15!
我跟你说 如果修不好 那就全丢下船
Tell you what, if you can't fix them, throw them overboard.
就放在左边
Over there on the left.
老天爷 你闭着眼走路吗
For Tov's sake, look where you're going!
这件夹克可是货真价实的地球古董
This jacket's a genuine Earth antique!
我很抱歉 先生
I'm sorry, sir.
扣你工资的时候你再抱歉吧 甜心
You'll be sorry when it comes off your wages, sweetheart!
雇傻瓜当员工
Staffed by idiots!
难怪马克斯·卡普康尔快要破产了
No wonder Max Capricorn's going down the drain!
小心 我帮你
Careful! There we go.
不用了 先生 我自己能行
Thank you, sir, I can manage.
我可没说你不行
I never said you couldn't!
顺便一提 我是博士
I'm the Doctor, by the way.
阿斯特丽德 先生 阿斯特丽德·佩丝
Astrid, sir, Astrid Peth.
很高兴认识你 阿斯特丽德 圣诞快乐
Nice to meet you, Astrid. Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐 先生
Merry Christmas, sir.
叫我博士就好 不要叫先生
Just Doctor, not sir.
你享受此次巡游吗
You enjoying the cruise?
大概吧 我不清楚
Yeah, I suppose, I dunno.
一个人的巡游 也就那样
It doesn't quite work, a cruise, on your own.
你没跟同伴一起来吗
You're not with anyone?
没 没有 就只有我
No, no, just me, just, er...
曾经有同伴 但是
Used to be, but, erm...
没有了 你呢
No. What about you?
这里可离你们斯托星非常远
Long way from home, Planet Sto.
没感觉有什么不一样
Doesn't feel that different.
在这个太空餐厅里工作了三年
Spent three years working at the spaceport diner,
长途跋涉到这 还是个餐厅服务员
travel all the way here, and I'm still waiting on tables.
没离船休假吗
No shore leave?
我们不能下船 他们付不起保险
We're not allowed, they can't afford the insurance.
我只是想试试 一次就好
I just wanted to try it, just once...
以前我看着一艘艘船朝星星飞去
I used to watch the ships heading out to the stars.
就总是梦想着
And I always dreamt of...
-听起来有点蠢 -你梦想着另一片天空
- It sounds daft. - You dreamt of another sky.
全新的太阳
New sun,
全新的空气 全新的生活
new air, new life,
整个充满生机的宇宙
a whole universe teeming with life.
外面有大千世界 为何止步于此呢
Why stand still when there's all that life out there?
你...经常旅行吗
So... you... travel a lot?
一直在旅行 纯粹转着玩
All the time. Just for fun.
好吧 本来只想转着玩 但总是碰上事
Well, that's the plan, never quite works.
那你一定很富有吧
You must be rich, though.
身无分文
Haven't got a penny.
我偷偷上来的
Stowaway.
逗我呢
Kidding?
真的
Seriously!
-不会吧 -真的
- No! - Oh, yeah!
你怎么上来的
How'd you get on board?
纯属意外 我有一艘类似飞船的东西
Accident! I've got this sort of ship-thing,