靴猫大冒险（2015）

穿靴子的猫历险记
第一季第五集
给你
Here you go.
谢谢 达西妮亚
Thank you, Dulcinea.
你现在没心情吗
Are you not into this?
我们可以晚点再来
We could come back later.
-对啊 -不不 只是...
- Yeah. - No, no, it's just...
继续吧
It's fine.
怎么了 靴猫
What's wrong, Puss?
尽管我很乐意保护圣洛伦索
Well, as much as I enjoy protecting San Lorenzo
免受那些觊觎财宝的强盗侵袭
from the many fiends who would steal its treasure...
他是在说我们呢
Oh, he means us!
但他们对我来说实在太没挑战了
...they do not present a real challenge.
以前我的那些经历
I used to have the kind of adventures
都是每个冒险家都引以为傲
that adventures tell other adventures
向其他冒险家吹嘘的
when they are bragging.
我曾经用一把十字弓打倒了守桥巨魔
I once defeated a bridge troll with a crossbow.
用一根长矛击败了陆地八爪鱼
I defeated a land-octopus with a pike.
用一把叉子战胜了狮身蝎尾兽
A manticore with a fork.
用一张歌♥剧门票...
A Werewolfman...
搞定了一只狼人
...with an opera ticket!
他们根本都不是靴猫的对手
None were a match for Puss In Boots!
相比起来 跟这些家伙过招无聊透了
By comparison, these fellows are immensely boring.
-不是在损你们 -这怎么不损了
- No offense. - How is that not offensive?
听来你以前经历了不少伟大的冒险
It sounds like you used to have some grand adventures.
当然了 如今也是
And I still do, of course.
能亲手保护你在乎的东西
There is no grander adventure
没什么比这更伟大了
than protecting those you care about.
但有时候...
But sometimes...
我挺怀念过去的
I miss the old days.
-好厉害 -快跑啊
- So awesome! - Ah!
你真帅
That was very nifty.
不错的热身
Excellent workout.
好了 现在来锻炼右手吧
Now, let us do the right arm.
到我们了
We're up.
喂 快来
Hey! Come on.
准备战斗
En garde!
孩子们 我很担心
Children, I'm worried that
如果靴猫这么怀念他过去的时光
if Puss misses his old life too much,
他可能会离开圣洛伦索
he might leave San Lorenzo.
-不能让他走 -不要啊
- He cannot! - Oh, no!
-不行 -靴猫不能走啊
- No way! - Puss can't leave!
别担心 我有主意了
No, no, it's OK. I have a plan!
我们就在这座小镇里
We're going to give Puss the kind of adventure
给靴猫来一场他怀念的冒险
he's been missing, right here in town.
但大家要保密哦
But keep it a secret, OK?
我想给他一个惊喜
I want it to be a surprise.
托比 我需要你画一张邀请函
Toby, I want you to draw an invitation.
好棒
Yay!
我最爱帮忙了 比食物还爱
I love helping more than food!
好吧 不是真的 但说说总行吧
It's not true, but it felt good to say it.
快滚
Go!
不准再来打小镇和财宝的主意
And never menace this town and its treasure again!
周四之前我都不要再锻炼手臂了
Until Thursday, I don't wanna do arms again.
妈呀 真酸
Oh, yes, I feel the burn.
靴猫
Puss In Boots!
这是给你的
This is for you.
"亲爱的靴猫
"Dear Puss In Boots:"
明天午餐之后 你的朋友们
You are invited to a super special surprise
给你准备了一场
by all of your friends,
特别的神秘惊喜"
"Tomorrow after lunch."
你的神秘惊喜真是让我受宠若惊 女士
You honor me with your super special surprise, madam.
我想我知道这是谁策划的
And I suspect that I know who is behind it.
惊喜可不止这一个呢
And here is another surprise!
杰克
Jack!
没错 就是我 雅克·斯普拉特
Ah, yes, it is I, Jacques Sprat!
你叫护裆
"Jockstrap"?
叫我杰克就好
Call me Jack.
靴猫 一听说你在圣洛伦索
Puss, I heard you were here in San Lorenzo
我就想着怎么都要来看看你
and I just had to come visit!
各位 这是我的老朋友
Everyone, this is my old friend
以及冒险伙伴 杰克
and adventuring buddy, Jack!
就是我 雅克·斯普拉特
It is I, Jacques Sprat,
我曾经用一把十字弓打倒了守桥巨魔
who slayed a bridge troll with a crossbow!
-那是我 -是吗
- That was me. - Was it?
那我用一根长矛击败了陆地八爪鱼
Well, perhaps I slayed a land-octopus with a pike.
-也是我 -用叉子打败了战胜了狮身蝎尾兽
- Also me. - OK, a manticore with a fork?
用歌♥剧门票搞定了狼人
A Werewolfman with an opera ticket!
你这小偷 总是抢我的功劳
You old rogue, always stealing credit.
这家伙 真是拿他没办法
Classic Jack. This guy, huh?
说谎是不对的 斯普拉特先生
Lying is not right, Monsieur Sprat.
"只要你做个诚实的人
"If you stick to what is true,
幸福自然会找上门"
happiness will come to you."
这真是... 太可爱了
That is... adorable!
我决定叫你善良小猫咪
I'm going to call you Goody Two-Shoes!
我叫达西妮亚
My name is Dulcinea.
这一定就是孩子们了
And these must be children, or...
...是吧
or something.
你们都叫什么
What are all your names?
好吧 托比 泡菜小子 埃斯米
Well, Toby, Kid Pickles, Esme,
鲁埃娜 巴波 辛德波其 奥斯瓦多还有维娜
Luella, Papoo, Cinderpodge, Osvaldo, and Vina,
很高兴认识你们所有人
it is my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
过来吧 小东西们
Come here, little ones!
给你们杰克叔叔一个抱抱
Give Jack a big hug!
他是不是很棒 杰克
Is he great or what? Jack!
这是小镇的首领 太莫拉索镇长
This is the leader of our town, Mayor Temeroso.
雅克·斯普拉特
Jacques Sprat!
先生 请你伸手出来
Sir! Clasp your hand about mine
咱们像男人一样好好握个手行吗
and shake vigorously, as men do.
你手劲还真大
Oh! Such a strengthful grip!
你一定是个伟大的勇士
You must be a great and mighty warrior.
我是个胆小鬼
I am a coward.
这样啊 那你一定是个伟大的胆小鬼
Well, then you must be a great and mighty coward.
这我倒是蛮有天赋的
I have a talent for it, yes.
看来你跟我一样喜欢健身啊
I see you are a fitness buff like myself.
瞧瞧这肩膀
Look at those shoulders!
你一定做了不少阻力训练吧
You must do a lot of resistance training, no?
但你有配合有氧运动吗
But do you mix in the cardio?
什么
What?
我可是有着完美身材的男人
Obviously, I am a model of physical perfection.
要知道 雅克·斯普拉特从不吃含脂肪的食物
Perhaps you have heard that Jacques Sprat can eat no fat?
还有反式脂肪酸
Also no trans fats.
我喜欢低糖饮食 富含欧米伽3
I prefer a low-glycemic diet, rich in omega-3s.
我现在可以躲木桶里了吗
Can I hide in a barrel now?
我喜欢躲桶里
I like to hide in barrels.
木桶训练法吗
Barrel training?
哥们 你还真是前卫
Oh, you are on the cutting edge, mon ami!
靴猫 这里的人都太棒了
Puss, everyone here is fantastic!
圣洛伦索真是个金色天堂
San Lorenzo is a town of golden geniuses!
让我们来鸟瞰一下这个小镇吧
Let us observe it from above.
看好了 善良小猫咪
Watch this, Goody Two-Shoes!
我叫达西妮亚
It's Dulcinea!
我哥们太棒了
That is my friend!
我真怀念那个不让坏人进来的咒语
I miss that spell that kept bad people out of town.
这儿还真不错啊
You have a sweet setup here, no?
一帮傻瓜让你随便占便宜
Plenty of suckers to take advantage of.
杰克 他们不是傻瓜
Jack, they are not suckers.
他们是我的朋友
They are my friends.
这里是我的家
This place is my home.
你要安定下来了
You have settled down?
哎呦呦
Oh, tut-tut! Zut-zut!